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Monthly Archives: April 2004
More on Afghanistan
Slacktivist presents some commentary on an article in the current New Yorker. If you think the war went well there, read it. Actually, read it no matter what you think about the war.
Another one of those things that teeters between the freakish and hilarious
Rather then try to describe this, we will provide the following quote and encourage you to read the rest:
“He was crying and asking me why the bunny was being whipped.”
Of course, now the White House will tell us that Cronkite “hates freedom”
Veteran newsman Walter Cronkite’s column has this to say about the way the Bush Administration has been running things:
One sometimes gets the impression that this administration believes that how it runs the government is its business and no one else’s. It is certainly not the business of Congress. And if it’s not the business of the people’s representatives, it’s certainly no business of yours or mine. But this is a dangerous condition for any representative democracy to find itself in. The tight control of information, as well as the dissemination of misleading information and outright falsehoods, conjures up a disturbing image of a very different kind of society. Democracies are not well-run nor long-preserved with secrecy and lies.
Damned hard to argue with that. Read the whole piece here, or (no doubt) in several other places, as he’s syndicated.
We’re pretty sure he’s right on the money
Harold Meyerson’s OpEd (use nogators@nogators.com/nogators to get in) on the deteriorating situation in Iraq from Wednesday’s Post pretty much nails it:
The only unequivocally good policy option before the American people is to dump the president who got us into this mess, who had no trouble sending our young people to Iraq but who cannot steel himself to face the Sept. 11 commission alone.
More on the mysterious “classified” speech
Slacktivist has a bit more background on the speech the White House won’t release.
We hear Christina is having it done next week.
How about some eyeball jewelery? You know, implanted IN YOUR EYEBALL.
This just in: IRS discovers large IT projects are HARD
CIO Magazine has a long piece on the ongoing efforts to replace a 40-year-old system with something modern.
This one’s sure to get us on some kind of watch list
How about a mosaic portrait of John Ashcroft comprised entirely of porn images? (Thanks, Chris!)
Not that we think this is a bad idea, but isn’t there more important work the legislature could be doing?
Alabama, home to our alma mater, now has an official spirit: Clyde May’s Conecuh Ridge Alabama Style Whiskey. And thank God for that.
Erin will love this. Fortunately, it doesn’t appear to have any “buy now” buttons.
Mmmmmm, design porn.
Scalia Visits Hattiesburg, Still Evil
Supreme Court Justice Scalia visited my hometown to give speeches at a local Baptist college and Presbyterian high school. While there, as usual, he bullied the press via Federal marshals.
We can’t decide if this is creepy or not, but the picture of Jerry Orbach is good either way
WhoIsThatWithJeremy.com is a sort of combination of baby picture site and celebrity-spotting hobby for onetime actor Michael Zorek.
(The Orbach shot is on the third picture page. Richard Belzer is also there, though he looks a little like Skeletor.)
Best news we’ve heard all day
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson will be writing a book on the 2004 Presidential campaign.
Oh, this is rich
On September 11, 2001, Condi Rice was scheduled to give a speech on the much-ballyhooed missile defense system.
The 9/11 commission would like very much to see that speech, but the White House has now declared that the transcription thereof is classified.
We suspect this may not be the best way to handle this
This week, as the worst fighting in months rages in Iraq, President Bush is still categorizing the insurrection as the work of those who hate freedom as opposed to those who, say, just don’t want US there. Then, having explained the situation is as much detail as we apparently deserve, he went on vacation.
Dept. of Technical Support
Here at Heathen Central, we maintain a variety of computing platforms, from the obsolete to the supersexy. Since we’re not true ubergeeks, though, sometimes we require help, which is why we’re terribly glad that this sort of thing is available on the web. Or we would be, if we wanted to do that to a badger.
Dept. of Creeping Paranoia
If you’re as weirded out by Plaxo as I am, you’ll be pleased to know they have a global opt-out feature.
Our tax dollars at work
Terrorism may not have been the DOJ’s main priority pre-9/11, but we can rest easy knowing they’re continuing to spend millions to fight the scourge of porn currently available to consenting adults nationwide.
Beware Perversion!
Back in the sixties, apparently this sort of thing was a real problem, as you can see from this educational film pointed out by Agent Kirst, whom I’m sure knows plenty about the subject.
In which we create a new category
Heavy Little Objects bills itself as a daily catalog of talismans. As confirmed gadget-and-geegaw freaks, we at Heathen approve.
Now, at least, we know why they caved on the extension
After stonewalling the 9/11 commission for months, fighing the extension tooth and nail, and doing their level best to keep Dr Rice from testifying, it should come as no surprise that the White House is saying that atheir vetting process may well prevent the commission’s report from being released this summer, and that it may well not see the light of day until after the election.
Dept. of Demographic Geekery
City-Data.com includes statistical information for just about every municipality in the US.
And all this time they’ve been telling is “Virginia is for Lovers”
A woman is up on felony charges in Newport News for receiving oral sex from her (male) partner. Granted, they were in a car at 3:00AM, but the law being applied here has nothing to do with public indecency (which is a misdemeanor).
Maybe I ought to put this in source-code comments
Today’s widely-blogged item: this tag, found on a computer sleeve.
“Bond. James Motherfucking Bond.”
Agent MikeyD (not to be confused with Mike D.) points out a rather interesting possibility for everyone’s favorite “double-ought spy.”
Just don’t tell the fucking airlines, okay?
As it happens, there are other uses for the new iPod Mini. Who knew?
Dept. of Timesinks
Little Fluffy Industries has a variety of Flash games to fill your work-day.
Dept. of Geek Dates
Today is 04-04-04.
If you’re really geeky, you might think of it as 100-100-100.
Just in case you were wondering
What with that movie and all, much has been made lately of Mel Gibson’s rather nutty theology. Well, get one thing straight: he’s utterly sane compared to his father, who has helpfully written books detailing just exactly how much of a nutbird he is.
Dept. of Clever Commercials
Agent R of Austin points out this IKEA ad, which we like quite a lot.
We’d call it a hat trick, except all three sort of rob us of our sense of humor
- Atrios comments on the widening scope of the Plame inquiry; others suggest Rove may well be in legal jeopardy on this.
- Author Bruce Sterling reproduces comments by Tom Dachle concerning the administration’s abuse of power.
- Sidney Blumenthal echoes Daschle’s concerns in this Guardian editorial.
Oh, and the White House is also blocking the release of Clinton-era papers requested by the 9/11 commission. Er, why might that be?
Sorta gives you a new perspective on Catholic school
“They are coming. May God have mercy on our souls. They are coming.”
The state(s) we’re in
Widely blogged, and yet still funny
The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness is home to a number of odd warnings, manuals, and illustrations, not the least of which being the bit at right.
Yes, we know what day it is
And in honoring said day, we mention in passing this new Post Office initiative, and then direct you to the Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time.
More: Wired News coverage of a variety of other net.hoaxes, including the PC EZ-Bake Oven, which we frankly think of as an idea whose time has come.
Dept. of Stuff We Wish We Were Making Up
Mmmm, thorax
I’m not sure if these people are medical or not, but anybody who makes a Thorax Cake MUST be on the same wavelength with people like my stepsister, who amused us on Thanksgiving about finding an erection-restoring appliance in her med school cadaver.
So, just what IS this Clarke guy saying?
A mysterious and shadowy mailing list post sent us off to this blog, which reproduces a bit of the transcript from Clarke’s appearance on NPR‘s Fresh Air. A bit, just to tease:
GROSS: You say in your book that you think invading Iraq actually increased the problem of terrorism. CLARKE: Well, in three ways. First of all, it’s costing us $180 billion in the first two years, and may be even more than that. That money could have been used to reduce our vulnerabilities here at home. […] Well, many things in the United States are not protected. There’s a long list of vulnerabilities which we could reduce. […] But we didn’t do that. And in large part we didn’t do that because the money that would have been necessary is being spent on Iraq. So that’s the first thing: It’s costing us the alternative of reducing our vulnerabilities. Second, actual military and intelligence assets that were in Afghanistan — looking for al Qaeda, looking for bin Laden — were removed and sent to Iraq. Now, in the last few weeks, they’ve been returned. But that’s two years too late. Two years during which al Qaeda has morphed into a hydra-headed organization with independent organizations and independent cells, and likely the group in Madrid. So we didn’t go after al Qaeda the way that we should have. And we didn’t secure Afghanistan. There are more police in Manhattan — not the city of New York, but just Manhattan — there are more police in Manhattan than the United States put troops into Afghanistan. And yet we were supposed to secure and stabilize the country so that never again would it be a base for terrorism. We were supposed to be draining the swamp. Well, we haven’t. And one of the reasons we haven’t is that we withheld forces that should have been going into Afghanistan. We withheld them for the war in Iraq. […] The third way is that, al Qaeda had been saying, bin Laden had been saying, that the United States is the “new crusader,” the new westerner come to occupy an Arab country, an oil-rich Arab country. And we did exactly that. We did exactly what bin Laden said we would do: We invaded and occupied an oil-rich Arab country that had not been threatening us. And the sights on Arab television of American troops fighting in Iraq, and now occupying Iraq, have infuriated Arab opinion. […] We can’t just arrest and kill terrorists. Even Donald Rumsfeld figured that out. In his internal memo in the Pentagon, which leaked, he said it may be the case that we’re turning out new terrorists faster than we’re killing and arresting them. He’s right; we are. And we have to win the war for ideas. And we can’t do that so long as we are reviled by occupying a country like Iraq.