This is my favorite picture ever of two basketball players and a pop star. Really.

The Bush administration is now claiming that marijuana poses a greater health risk than any other drug. Whew! I guess we can stop worrying about heroin and crack now, huh?

This about covers it.

The General Accounting Office has decided not to appeal in its quest for access to Cheney’s energy task force information. Damn.

Ashcroft, et. al., are busy drafting a sequal to the civil liberties disaster passed in the hysteria following 9/11, the USA PATRIOT act. This sweeping new “ domestic security” law set to ride roughshod over our already endangered Bill of Rights.

Dr. David Cole, Georgetown University Law professor and author of Terrorism and the Constitution, reviewed the draft legislation at the request of the Center, and said that the legislation “raises a lot of serious concerns. It’s troubling that they have gotten this far along and they’ve been telling people there is nothing in the works.” This proposed law, he added, “would radically expand law enforcement and intelligence gathering authorities, reduce or eliminate judicial oversight over surveillance, authorize secret arrests, create a DNA database based on unchecked executive ‘suspicion,’ create new death penalties, and even seek to take American citizenship away from persons who belong to or support disfavored political groups.”

The link is slow; please give it time. (Via BoingBoing.net)

I’m sorry I keep harping on this, but damn, it’s so amazingly wrong I don’t know what else to do.

Thank goodness someone’s explained the Theory of Relativity in words of 4 letters or less.

France is no longer considered an ally, according to the Pentagon.

Rep. Howard Coble (R, NC) stated on Tuesday that he supported the internment of Japanese-Americans during World War II, suggesting that he might support similar actions toward Arab-Americans today.

They’ve configured their MSN site to render poorly in Opera, a competing and excellent browser. They’re doing this by checking the user agent and deliberately giving Opera a broken stylesheet. If you change the user-agent string to something else — that is, if you tell Opera to lie and say it’s not Opera — the MSN page magically works just fine. Opera software did a little investigation, which has a bit more technical detail.

If you’re annoyed by creepy big-brother-ism at airports, you’ll love this.

Lexmark has filed suit against a small company who had the temerity to reverse-engineer its printer refills and offer them at a lower price. Before the DMCA, this was known as “business competition.”

New York Times coverage of the case. I’m stunned this thing isn’t getting more coverage.

Many years ago, when God was a freshman, printers were big noisy things, not sleek desktop devices. They were also pretty fast, since they had to service lots of people. By combining noise and speed and the distinctive sound certain patterns made, certain hardcore geeks were able to make the IBM 1403 play music. ||||

You see, it’s very easy to win elections if you own the voting machines.

It appears North Dakota may be harboring nuclear weapons.

Extremely low-res renderings of “adult” images. They look like they might inappropriate as thumbnails, but you can scarcely tell they’re anything at all once you see the larger image.

The Iron Maidens are the world’s only all-female Iron Maiden tribute band.

We hope.

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William Gibson has a blog.

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Legendary producer Phil Spector has been charged with murder. [ MTV] [ CNN] (The MTV coverage is a bit more interesting, as it notes that Spector had a habit of rather odd behavior, including waving guns about.)

Here’s a list of a whole bunch of good ones.

Salon is running an interview with Hunter S. Thompson that’s well worth a read.

Transmetropolitan author Warren Ellis has a weblog.

I’m all for subtitles — they’re certainly better than overdubbing — but only if they’re actually accurate. In cases such as this one, it’s important to remember the lessons of Engrish.com.

Two teenagers stole a skeleton in order to dress it as Darth Vader and take it to a party.

In the conclusion of the Kafkaesque trial I noted earlier, Ed Rosenthal has been found guilty under Federal law of cultivating marijuana despite the fact that he had permits and permission from his city and state under local statues for medical use. He was not allowed to mention the purpose of the pot in question, nor could his attorneys mention the fact that what he was doing was legal under state law. So much for state’s rights. Rosenthal faces he possibility of life in prison for growing medical pot, something his state deems acceptable. On the other hand, Ken Lay walks free.

This week, another Internet worm did its best to crash countless Microsoft servers on the Internet. Microsoft, whose usual position is “just keep up with the patches and you’ll be fine,” was among those hit, as they can’t seem to follow their own advice.

Why do people keep using Microsoft server software? I understand having trouble abandoning Office, but if you skip the servers, omit Outlook, and ditch IE for Mozilla, your safety level rises dramatically even if you stick with Windows. Moving to a Mac or Linux makes you even safer. Food for thought.

According to David Icke, it’s reptiles all the way down. I’m glad that’s settled.

Here’s a piece on the “pot-gets-you-pregnant” ad from the Super Bowl. These new spots would be hilarious if they weren’t so clearly intended to stifle debate.

Warren Zevon (NYT, use nogators/nogators) was interviewed in the January 26 NYT Magazine. It’s a fine piece.

Now, within our grasp! I heard it on the Internets! It’s gotta be true! Order your zapper today and be rid of all disease-causing parasites through the miracle of, well, some principle they’re not exactly clear on. But you should definitely get one. It’s got magnets in it, and we all know how magic magnets are.

On the other hand, they might well be kooks.

This fine cover from the British Daily Mirror tabloid makes me giggle. A lot.

I wonder if this means that the Church would be comfortable abandoning its tax-exempt status, since it’s hard to see such threats as anything but political action.

Deadpan comedian Steven Wright is interviewed at the Onion‘s A/V Club this week.

More accurately, “how well-educated in the sciences are you?” Take this quiz and find out. I expect to do poorly, but then again I went to public schools in Mississippi.

Some other pinko has come out against the war, but I don’t see how we can take him seriously.

A graph of Bush’s approval ratings, from right before 9/11 until now. Interesting trends.

Take one incomprehensible support call, mix well, and serve.

This is now my favorite picture of my brother and sister-in-law ever.

But also terribly, terribly funny.

So, which of you lushes want to come over for the State of the Union Drinking Game this evening?

It appears this is now a collector’s item, as K & L’s Rock America is closing. Farewell, Mujibur and Sirajul.

Bush named Jerry Thacker, an HIV-positive evangelical who has referred to AIDS as a “gay plague” and homosexuality as a “deathstyle,” to serve on the Presidential Advisory Commission on HIV and AIDS. Thacker is also an advocate of strict abstinence-only education, and is among many on the hard right convinced that homosexuality is a choice that can be abandoned (a view not supported by the APA, among others).

It’s clearly not enough that they’re on some sort of religious-right anti-condom crusade — a crusade the pushes abstinence-only education as the sole approved way to talk about STDs and HIV, and ignores clinical data on what protection condoms offer. Now they’ve decided that state’s rights only means something if it’s a way to promulgate segregation.

Bush’s DEA is pushing for a federal conviction for an Oakland, California medical marijuana maven who worked within California’s medical use laws. Yup; the voters in California said what he did was okay, but the Feds don’t care. Gotta love the New Federalism.

UpdateThey’ve actually gone to trial; I’ve just read that the defense team have been forbidden from mentioning (1) what he was growing pot for (i.e., medical use) or (2) that he was operating with the blessing of the state of California.

Last year, an unnamed advertising agency hired Ween to write a jingle for Pizza Hut. It appears Ween are too odd for Pizza Hut, since the material they wrote didn’t get used — but you can listen to them here.

This is pretty darn recursive.

These people could have probably turned it into a hot tub.

Dodge is considering a 500hp motorcycle based on the Viper’s V-10 engine. The concept suggests a 2.5 second 0-60 time and a top speed of over 300 miles an hour.

This is clearly a very, very bad idea. But damn, don’t you kind of want one?