Josh Marshall reminds us that the GOP has won the popular vote just ONCE in the last six presidential elections (Bush v. Kerry in 2004). Before that, you have to go back to Bush the elder vs. Dukakis.
Once less giant
Longtime University of Texas Darrell Royal passed away yesterday. He was 88.
Royal took over as head coach at Texas at age 32 in 1956 after starring as a halfback for Oklahoma and then taking head coaching jobs at Mississippi State and Washington.
In 23 years as a head coach, he never had a losing season, with his teams boasting a 167-47-5 record in his 20 years at Texas, the best record in the nation over that period (1957-76).
Royal won 11 Southwest Conference titles, 10 Cotton Bowl championships and national championships in 1963 and 1969, going 11-0 each time. Texas also won a share of the national title in 1970 when it was awarded the UPI (coaches) national championship before losing to Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl. The UPI awarded its title before bowl games were played. Nebraska won the AP national title that year.
The national title season in 1969 included what was dubbed the “Game of the Century,” a come-from-behind 15-14 victory by the top-ranked Longhorns over No. 2 Arkansas in the final game of the regular season.
It’s not an exaggeration to say he was Texas’ Bear — they even named the stadium after him.
Via Edgar, some great Royals quotes you probably don’t know came from him; here’s a couple I like:
- “Give me an O.J. Simpson, and I’ll show you a coaching genius.”
- “I don’t know. I never had one.” Answer to Mack Brown, then coach at North Carolina, when Brown asked Royal how he handled a losing season
- “He’s so rich he could burn a wet elephant.”
- “Three things can happen when you pass, and two of ’em are bad.”
Headline of the day
“Liberal Schadenfreude Hits Impossible Heights.”
Awesome.
Yeah, so, what DID Obama do to deserve a second term?
Rachel Maddow answers, exhaustively. Make time.
h/t: Frank.
Deadspin on 538
If you, like us here at Heathen, enjoy fact-based and rigorous analysis instead of pompous blowhards, you may enjoy this excellent editorial.
In case you forgot who Ole Miss is
White students held an angry protest there last night over Obama’s re-election:
Students were heard shouting racial epithets about Obama and African Americans in general. One Ole Miss student, a freshman, said some 200 male students were gathered in the parking lot at Stockard and Martin freshman dorms at about midnight yelling racial slurs related to Obama and African Americans. The student said the 200 or so gathered fled when the police arrived around midnight.
There was also a reported gathering of students shouting racial slurs about Obama and African Americans in general near Kincannon Dormitory.
About as clear as it gets: Scalzi on the GOP
From John Scalzi’s endorsement of Barack Obama:
Look: The modern national Republican party is a hot mess, a simmering pot of angry reactionaries driven by selfishness and willful ignorance, whose guiding star is not governance but power, and whose policies and practices are tuned to build an oligarchy, not nurture a democracy. Its economic policies are charitably described as nonsense and its social policies are vicious; for a party which parades its association with Jesus around like a fetish, it is notably lacking in the simple compassion of the Christ. There is so little I find good or useful in the current national GOP, intellectually, philosophically or politically, that I genuinely look on it with despair and wonder when or if the grown-ups are ever going to come back to it. Before anyone leaps up to say that the modern Democratic Party has problems of its own, know that I do not disagree. But if your practical choices for governance of the country are between the marginally competent and the actively malicious, you go with the marginally competent.
In his campaign for president, Romney has embraced many of the worst elements of the modern national GOP policy thinking, up to and including choosing Paul Ryan, architect of a ruinously idiotic budget plan, as his vice-president. Romney’s run on this nonsense, and despite a late burst of tacking to the center, I think he’s beholden to it, and will be as president. I think it’s obvious that I believe it’s the wrong course for the country, economically, socially and politically.
More to the point, I think the real problem is that the actively malicious, awful and small-minded politics of the modern GOP have to be stopped. The modern GOP, simply put, has no moral center; it pays superficial obeisance to “traditional values” while yearning to implement policies whose highest moral achievement is consolidating wealth for the very few, and is perfectly happy to be as cynical as it needs to be to achieve that goal. If the GOP wins this election, it will simply become further untethered from the common good of the nation, because why shouldn’t it? There is no political reason for it to be otherwise. If mendacity continues to be rewarded, then mendacity is a legitimate strategy of power.
Just this.
Nate Silver on Colbert
Finally, a clear answer to the question on everyone’s mind
Sorry to be late with this. I’ve only just recovered.
Of note: It’s only since they hired a guy named Saban in 2000 that LSU has had any sustained success against Alabama. Saban and Miles have made LSU a power in a way they really never, ever were before — before then, the best they’d ever done was win two in a row vs. us (and that only 4 times since 1895).
The record on that link doesn’t really even tell the whole story of Alabama’s dominance in the sixties and seventies — during the streak of 11 wins over LSU, the Tide was also beating Tennessee every year, and lost to Auburn only once. The only other losses were singletons to Ole Miss, Georgia, and Mississippi State — one each, in 11 years.
As a friend of mine said, there’s a very good reason Bear is legendary.
That’s what made the early 21st century so huge for the Tigers. I imagine they’re as happy about their record vs. Alabama since 2000 as they are about their championships — they bagged 9 of the last 14, including 5 in a row (2003-2007) and 7 of the first 8.
BTW, there’s something you don’t often see in that video, especially outside the end of national title games: Saban smiled.
I should also point out that there are times when I think Rammer Jammer is cruel and unsportsmanlike. This is not one of those times. In DEATH VALLEY, even. Deal with it.
Dear Times Public Editor Margaret Sullivan
Seriously? I mean, really? Taking Nate Silver to task for offering a “put up or shut up” bet to Joe Scarborough?
If there was any doubt as to how off-base you were, you removed it with your final graf:
When he came to work at The Times, Mr. Silver gained a lot more visibility and the credibility associated with a prominent institution. But he lost something, too: the right to act like a free agent with responsibilities to nobody’s standards but his own.
You’re correct that the relationship is unbalanced, but not in the way you think: Silver had plenty of exposure during the last election cycle as an independent voice. The Times gains more credibility for partnering with him than he gains exposure — you’d be covering him anyway. I’m sure the Times is paying him handsomely, but I’m similarly sure he’d be right to completely dismiss your tut-tutting here.
Fortunately, it looks like most people are taking Sullivan about as seriously as she deserves, even if Silver himself was gentlemanly about her bizarre wrongheadedness.
(Final link: h/t Frazer!)
Today’s In-No-Way Creepy News
A downed 100-year-old oak tree in New Haven turned out to have a human skeleton tied up in its roots.
One hypothesis:
The skeleton could belong to a victim of smallpox, interred in what amounted to a “mass burial site.”
As evidence, he cited a passage in the New Haven Green chapter of the book, “Historical Sketches of New Haven.” The book describes how some notables, beginning with Martha Townsend, were buried in the walled-off cemetery behind the Center Church on the Green. Others were buried in the rest of the Upper Green, apparently with great density.
“Sometimes, at the dead of night, apart from the others, the victims of smallpox were fearfully hid here,” the book reads. “The ground was filled with graves between the Church and College Street; sixteen bodies having been found within sixteen square feet.”
The last bodies were buried there in the 1700s, Greenberg said. In 1821, the stones were moved to the Grove Street Cemetery, and the ground was raised to level off the Green. The bodies remained behind.
Happy Halloween.
Dear State Farm
Fuck. You.
Incidentally, if any Heathen know anything about insurance law, email me privately. I have questions.
Hey, Will?
I don’t want to overstep my bounds or anything, but I just want you to know that…
…there are plenty of decaffeinated brands that taste as good as the real thing.
I am not a filmmaker
But I did throw this up on the intarwubs, just to amuse myself and a few other people. Shot with the Olympus still camera, which is sort of amazing, really.
Just so we’re clear
It is not hypothetical to say that a Romney administration would be hostile to things like FEMA.
They are perfectly willing to say those things out loud, even with a storm of historic strength and size approaching the east coast.
Six Pix. Five Years.
Whedon on Romney
h/t to Frazer, but I actually thought I’d already shared this:
I’m late on this, but…
…if you’re not checking in on Grantland’s Rembert Explains the 80s feature, you’re missing out.
The idea is this:
Every so often, we’ll e-mail 25-year-old Rembert Browne a video from the 1980s that he hasn’t seen. Rembert will write down his thoughts as he’s watching the video, then we’ll post those thoughts here.
Madcap hilarity ensues. Seriously. Some topics Rembert has tackled:
- Genesis’s inexplicable Land of Confusion video
- One Night In Bangkok
- Airwolf
- The 1985 American Music Awards
Enjoy.
How evil IS Ann Coulter?
Nothing like new toys to reinvigorate your picture-taking
Observe my 2012 photo folder:
The top box encloses the 12 events between June and early July wherein I took pictures.
The bottom box starts when I bought a new camera (to replace the one stolen in early September), and encloses the 20 events between early July and late October.
As should be obvious, I’m still pretty darn happy with the Olympus.
Heathen Pic Alert
I liked these better as black and white.
“The TSA is habitually mendacious, corrupt, and incompetent.”
Not only that, they steal shit all the time.
If I had any human decency, I wouldn’t show you things like this
But, as it turns out, I am a terrible, terrible person.
Yes, that was Rip Taylor. And just when you think they were done being awful, well, . . . just stay through 4:00 and see.
(Via Mefi. There is, of course, lots more where this came from.)
(PS: Best comment at YouTube: “What if, due to some horrible accident, this video were the only surviving record of our time for future historians to study.” Indeed.)
Who Death Was, and Is
On the left, an actual photo, from 1989, of a woman named Cinamon Hadley. On the right, Mike Dringenberg‘s drawing of Death, whom he co-created with Neil Gaiman.
That the former was the inspiration and model for the latter is not a matter of conjecture. Dringenberg apparently drew her often. Even Neil says so.
Now in her earlier forties — just like the rest of us — she’s returned to Salt Lake City, but I was surprised to learn that, for a while, she lived here in Houston. Weird.
OH MY GOD Colbert is a fucking hero
Only Stephen Colbert is treating Trump’s bullshit offer with the respect it so richly deserves.
Things we noticed about football today
- LOLREBS
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In reviewing the upcoming conference slate, we realized that Ole Miss could win its second conference game in a row for the first time since 2009.
- Six is a magic number
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Auburn has lost six games in the last seven weeks; Alabama has lost six games since December of 2007 (UF on 12/6/08; Utah on 1/2/09; USCa on 10/9/10; LSU on 11/6/10; Auburn on 11/26/10; LSU on 11/5/12).
- Notwithstanding our success so far, traps are traps
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Mississippi State is undefeated so far this year, but their schedule was frontloaded with softies both in (Auburn, Kentucky, Tennessee) and out (Jackson State, Troy, South Alabama, Middle Tennessee) of the SEC. Tellingly, even with that early slate, they’ve given up 2 or more touchdowns three times already.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Porsche is letting journalists see its new hybrid supercar, the 918 Spyder.
First, the bad news: it’ll cost a million bucks when it’s introduced next year. But, oh my God, this car…
The 4.6-liter dry-sump V8, mid-mounted in the chassis, generates 580 horsepower at 8,500 rpm and 370 pound-feet of torque at 6,500 rpm. Redline is 9,000 rpm. Mounted to the V8, actually bolted together to form a single drive unit, is a 95 kW (127 horsepower) electric motor. The centrally located engine and motor send their power through a seven-speed PDK dual clutch gearbox, rotated 180 degrees on its longitudinal axis (lowering its mass closer to the pavement), driving only the rear wheels. . . . But there is more to the powertrain, as the 918 Spyder is actually all-wheel drive. Mounted on the front axle is an 85-kW (114 horsepower) electric motor, sending power to both front wheels completely independent of the rear powertrain.
And:
Add up the output from the one combustion engine and the two electric motors and the 918 Spyder’s total system power is 795 horsepower and 575 pound-feet of torque. According to Porsche, the 918 will rocket to 60 mph in fewer than three seconds and reach a top speed in excess of 200 mph in its most aggressive setting. On the famed north loop (Nordschleife) at the Nürburgring, one of Porsche’s 918 Spyder concepts ran a 7:14 less than two weeks ago (for comparison, Porsche’s limited production Carrera GT, introduced in 2004, circled the same loop with a best time of 7:32). When it hits showrooms, the 918 Spyder will be one of the fastest street-legal vehicles in the world.
The performance numbers are impressive, but keep in mind the 918 Spyder is a hybrid – Porsche says it is capable of a scarcely believable 78 mpg on the highway.
Ok, this is actually pretty cool
Coke Zero’s Unlock the 007 in You schtick, if genuine, is a pretty cool idea.
We got no hotdogs in my hometown.
The triumphant return of JW Americana, with photos by yours truly.
At last, a use for baseball
SF Giants pitcher went on Mythbusters where he was asked knock things out of the sky with a baseball. Madcap hilarity ensued.
Because Twitter Hates You, That’s Why
A few have remarked that the Heathen Twitter feed is no longer showing up on the right-hand side of the page. This is because, near as I can tell, Twitter hates us. Remember, we’re not their customers; we’re their products. They’ve changed (read: broken) their old APIs, and nothing I try seems to work. This is by design.
Even, I should note, their much-ballyhooed new embedded timeline bullshit. Which would be irrelevant, since that option forces compliance with their bizarre display rules, which mandate the inclusion of the goddamn avatar. I just want the fucking tweets.
Twitter is doing this because they want absolute control over the Twitter experience so they can force you to look at ads, like Facebook. Which is one reason I spend very, very little time on Facebook. Allowing simple, easy, unauthenticated syndication of a user’s public timeline is antithetical to this, even though you can just go to my Twitter page and see all my activity in a browser without any authentication or tokens or whatever.
So, yeah, this isn’t likely to get fixed.
Think about this before you buy another book from the Kindle Store
Rights mavens will point out over and over that you don’t really own anything on your Kindle, but it’s easy to dismiss as the ravings of paranoids.
Until it happens to someone. Amazon is refusing to explain why it’s closed this woman’s account, wiped her Kindle, and kicked her to the curb. After several questions, the final word from Amazon? “We wish you luck in locating a retailer better able to meet your needs and will not be able to offer any additional insight or action on these matters.”
Lots, and lots and lots of people should hear about this. This is what could have happened with music, too, if MP3 hadn’t become the default. Movies and video are locked up, too, but it’s easy to transcode a DVD and store it as something that’ll play widely, so there’s an “out” there, too. By far the worse rights management regime, though, is in books. And Amazon holds the keys.
It’s a fair question
Just how many “terror plots” has the FBI actually thwarted that weren’t conceived from the get-go as sting operations by the FBI itself?
These guys are a national goddamn treasure.
Bad Lip Reading on the first debate. Eye of the sparrow, baby.
On Ryan’s complaints re: the size of our Navy under Obama
Apparently, during his debate with Biden, Ryan whined that our Navy is now smaller than at any point since before World War I.
I have no idea whether that’s true or not, but let’s assume it is. (Given the aforementioned tactics of the GOP, this is clearly not a safe assumption, but go with it.)
What do we need a Navy for today? What is its job? Naval battles as decisive military engagements are basically a thing of the past. Countries don’t maintain ships of the line anymore. At this point no Navy in the world has an active battleship. Ever since Midway, the name of the game has been force projection and air power, and that means carriers.
During the Cold War, we sort of pretended we needed a big Navy, but really it was already the carriers (and submarines) that mattered the most. And that’s still true. And here’s the other part: You don’t need very many of either to have a decisive advantage over pretty much everybody else, and I’d say we have that pretty well in hand.
Of the ten nations that have carriers, seven of them have only one (and China’s isn’t usable). We, on the other hand, have twenty, eleven of which are giant-ass supercarriers, with more (of the Ford class) coming.
One thing you discover if you start reading about American naval power and carriers is that sources disagree on what counts as a carrier. The GlobalSecurity graphic I linked above counts basically all flattop vessels to arrive at 21, but most other sources just count the 11 supercarriers. Even if we go with that figure, though, the comparisons to the rest of the world are just as amazing: nobody else has more than 2. Our navy, all by itself, far exceeds the naval power of the rest of the nations of the world put together.
I’m probably pretty on board with us having dramatic, overwhelming, shock-and-awe level force advantages over any possible antagonist, but it seems kinda unlikely that we really need to maintain this kind of margin. We could drop by 30% and still have that, for example.
Thanks to the Internet, we now know what “Hey, y’all, watch this!” sounds like in German
Next time, perhaps, he’ll check the ice thickness first.
Because he’s Bill Murray, that’s why.
Apparently, whenever Road House is on television, Bill or one of his brothers calls Kelly Lynch’s husband to make sure he knows she’s getting schtupped by Swayze.
(Lynch, by the way, is now fifty fucking three. You’re welcome.)
Achievement Unlocked!
According to longtime Heathen Bakos the Younger, our fair web is BLOCKED by St. Luke’s! I’m so proud!
Yet another thing to love about Montrose
Our local restaurants do things like this:
(For the nonlocal: today the building houses both the mighty Hay Merchant, a beer lover’s dream, as well as a higher-end food and wine joint called Underbelly, but for years upon years it was home to a lesbian bar called Chances.)
Romney’s Fuzzy Math and the Right’s Issues with Truth
By now you’ve seen the clever DNC site RomneyTaxPlan.com (if you haven’t, check it out). It’s a pithy bit of campaigning, and it’s completely fair to tweak the candidate for failing to provide any specifics for his very pie-in-the-sky plan. There’s a reason he won’t provide any numbers, and that’s because they don’t add up. At all.
What’s more fun, though, is to have someone actually try to run the numbers; they just don’t work. There’s no way his stated goals can be met without raising taxes on the middle class. What’s more, he must know this to the be case, and just figures nobody will call him on it, and that folks will give him a pass on this cornerstone of his campaign should he make it to the White House.
What’s amazing to me is the degree to which the GOP sticks to this fact-free script. Actually, “amazing” is the wrong word; it’s been clear since the mid 1990s that the modern GOP cares more about winning than governing, and will do or say anything they think they can get away with if it hurts their opponents, or helps them.
The press has been seriously complicit in this by refusing to call out blatant falsehoods when these nincompoops try to trot them out, preferring instead to present both sides of any given issue as equally legitimate, even on questions of settled science.
Fortunately, there’s at least a little evidence that some members of the press are pushing back, at least a little, which (if nothing else) forces the liars to double down explicitly, on the record, for later ridicule. Hey, it’s something.
“First of all, it’s Tennessee.”
It’s time, once again:
Hilariously, al.com tracked down the guy — the video is from 2007 — and interviewed him this week.
Make time for this
In all seriousness, you should watch this interview of the actual Stephen Colbert — vs. the character — on Meet the Press.
Things I’ve Just Discovered
Craig Ferguson has a sister, and she is hilarious.
When next you seek work, see that you follow Ms Welty’s example
How I would like to work for you! contains the text of her 1933 letter to The New Yorker seeking employment. Sadly, they turned her down.
Roll Tide.
SI’s Peter King thinks the Jets may have a new starter by the end of the year.
No, not Tebow. The guy in the #3 position on the depth chart — who, as it happens, has already beaten Tebow in public once:
Wouldn’t that be lovely?
High marks in “brilliant” and “bizarre”
Fubawl.
Right, so, a few notes from yesterday:
I really, really thought the Longhorns would give Oklahoma more of a run for their money than this. Good Christ, what a whoopin’.
Welcome to the SEC, bitches. Mizzou drops to 3-4, and remains winless in SEC play. Miss the Big 12 yet, boys?
Also winless in conference? Auburn, who dropped to Ole Miss. The Rebels’ last SEC victory was in 2010. This was a game where I really kinda wanted both to lose — Rebel losses make all the right people sad in my home state, though with a little collateral damage — but I’m more than happy with this outcome. The AU boosters treated a perfectly good coach poorly, and while Chiz did get them a crystal football, it’s coming with a mighty big hangover. And that hangover is only gonna get bigger, because Chiz negotiated one hell of a buyout clause so they can’t afford to fire him yet.
Speaking of that perfectly good coach, it turns out West Virginia is exactly who we thought they were when they needed 70 points to outrun powerhouse BAYLOR a week or two ago. Tuberville’s Texas Tech smacked ’em good (49 to 14, in public and in front of their mamas), and now we all know how tough the Big 12 isn’t.
C’mon, Steve, can’t you do one thing right here? Now the sports press is all about how LSU is “back,” but brother, that didn’t look like “back” to me. Miles continues to win ugly, and it seems to me that Saban is likely to come to Death Valley loaded for bear.
Oh, A&M, you really did try to lose this one, didn’t you? 59 to 57 is an embarrassing win when you’re playing out of conference, Aggs.
Stat of the day: Big-time games saw not one but TWO defensive two point conversions. First Texas blocked a PAT attempt by Oklahoma and ran it back for two, and then the Aggies did the same thing vs. Louisiana Tech. This will be a trivia answer someday.
Finally, fuck you, Irish.
At the end of the day, here’s the new top ten:
- Alabama (unanimous)
- Oregon
- Florida (now sitting pretty as the only undefeated team in the SEC east)
- K State
- Irish
- LSU (highest 1-loss team)
- Ohio State (irrelevant due to sanctions)
- Oregon State
- South Carolina
- Oklahoma
Florida and South Carolina play next week. Oklahoma plays the Irish in two weeks, but has already lost to K State. Oregon and Oregon State will obviously play in the Civil War game (11/24).
And Alabama? We play LSU on November 3.
Because, you know, why not?
The Greatest Event In Television History is now available: a shot-for-shot remake of the credits for Simon & Simon, starring Jon Hamm and Adam Scott.
Via MeFi.