From the Well, we discover two interesting points:
- Michael Moore is offering free underware to people who promise to register and vote; and
- Republicans want him prosecuted for this
You just can’t make this shit up.
From the Well, we discover two interesting points:
You just can’t make this shit up.
Letterpress may die in our lifetimes, or if not ours, then that of our progeny.
Watch this, about Firefly Press, to see how cool it is. (7+MB Quicktime)
They’re made from SPACE STUFF. Must. Have.
Cnet has a whole pile of stories on the subject. Seriously, use something else.
We know we need at least one of these. Maybe more.
From Salon. It’s long, but good. The bad part is that it’s hard to start now, but the season 1 DVD comes out this month.
Doom 3? Pre-release Half-Life 2? Nope. It’s Kingdom of Loathing, where currently we’re a third-level accordian thief. CNet has more…
It’s toys like Topobo that make us almost wish we were kids again.
Of course, it’s worth noting that we could just buy the damn toy anyway, which we may well do.
If you liked Spinal Tap, then you may enjoy listening to some actual idiot-musician-in-studio ranting from The Troggs. This is all over the net this morning, but it’s stilll pretty funny.
Janet Leigh, dead at 77.
Fox News is now making shit up to post about Kerry. They’ve since retracted the story, but, I mean, damn. Unlike with CBS, there’s not any room for “we were duped” in this one.
All from the good folks over at BoingBoing:
Diebold, the slimeballs whose faulty voting machines threaten the basis of US democracy, tried to silence its critics, a group of activists who were publishing leaked memos detailing the company’s malfeasance, by falsely claiming that they were violating Diebold’s copyright. Now a court has ruled that Diebold knowingly abused copyright and the DMCA when it sent nastygrams to the activists’ ISPs, and has awarded the activists damages and court costs.
And now one bad one: A St. Louis court has ruled in Blizzard’s favor and against the EFF in the “BNETD” case concerning open source game servers. Fair use? What’s that?
According to this PIPA study, Bush supporters typically misunderstand many of his policy positions, while Kerry supporters’ understanding of their candidate’s positions tend to be more accurate.
We suggest trying a stealth Lynndie.
(Note: we’re pretty sure this one is opposed by the ASPCA even if it’s not technically a Geneva Convention violation.)
Fred Clark shows us why James Fallows would make a better president than Bush.
“I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged,” Scalia said.
A significant portion of the PATRIOT Act has been declared unconstitutional:
U.S. District Judge Victor Marrero, in the first decision against a surveillance portion of the act, ruled for the American Civil Liberties Union in its challenge against what it called “unchecked power” by the FBI to demand confidential customer records from communication companies, such as Internet service providers or telephone companies. Marrero, stating that “democracy abhors undue secrecy,” found that the law violates constitutional prohibitions against unreasonable searches. He said it also violated free speech rights by barring those who received FBI demands from disclosing they had to turn over records. Because of this gag order, the ACLU initially had to file its suit against the Department of Justice under seal to avoid penalties for violation of the surveillance laws.
An Army Reservist who wrote an essay for a conservative antiwar site called “Why We Cannot Win” now faces official charges of disloyalty which may carry up to a 20 year sentence. While it’s true that members of the military are bound by some rules that do not apply to the public at large, it also seems likely that simply expressing an opinion contrary to official US doctrine should remain protected speech. Even if he’s acquitted, it’s a sure bet they’ve ruined his career.
Nice. Way to encourage democracy and freedom!
TiddlyWiki is an all-Javascript/CSS Wiki implementation. Neat, but with waaaay too much client-side complexity. But still neat.
MAD Magazine has a lovely parody of Bush’s advertisements.
On Saturday, I saw this in a suburban Best Buy whilst I waited for the rain to lighten enough to make I-45 something other than a deathtrap.
Yes, it’s a bad camphone shot (the T610 is many things, but “good camera” is not one of them). However, you should be able to see that:
What you probably cannot see is that it’s actually an HDTV. Who buys this shit? Are they reproducing? Christ.
Jon Stewart appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s show last month, and during the show O’Reilly repeatedly referred to Stewart’s Daily Show audience as “stoned slackers.” The folks at Comedy Central took exception, so they had a bit of research done.
As it happens — according to Neilsen Media Research — Stewart’s audience is more educated than O’Reilly’s, which presumably surprises no one other than O’Reilly. Heh.
I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night.
At least, not until the next time that bastard comes to town. Nice to see ya, Andy.
In some swing states, Democratic voter registration efforts are absolutely trouncing similar efforts across the aisle. So in Ohio, the Republican Secretary of State is attempting to invalidate many of the new registrations based on the weight of the paper they’re printed on (the blog’s PDF link is also here; it’s a reprint from a Dayton paper).
That these were done using only a standard Bic pen is more than a little amazing.
That fair city’s forces of prudishness (both of them) were dealt a setback last week in their efforts to stop the “Naked Yoga Guy” from doing, well, yoga in the buff at Fisherman’s Wharf:
“Simply being naked on the street is not a crime in San Francisco,” said Debbie Mesloh, a spokeswoman for the district attorney’s office.
This reminds us of a particularly apt Venn diagram, reproduced below:
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(Diagram from this piece by Lore Sjoberg at the now-defunct Brunching Shuttlecocks humor site.)
Security expert Bruce Schneier has two op-eds worth reading from last week:
Read ’em both.
Atrios has an image of the wildly inflammatory and downright untruthful mass mailing the RNC sent out in two battleground states.
The Republican Party acknowledged yesterday sending mass mailings to residents of two states warning that “liberals” seek to ban the Bible. It said the mailings were part of its effort to mobilize religious voters for President Bush. The mailings include images of the Bible labeled “banned” and of a gay marriage proposal labeled “allowed.” A mailing to Arkansas residents warns: “This will be Arkansas if you don’t vote.” A similar mailing was sent to West Virginians.
A vote for GWB is an endorsement of tactics like these.
Despite the fact that apparently half the Windows installed base hasn’t yet moved to XP (and there are LOTS of good reasons for that), Microsoft announced that it would release no more security updates for Internet Explorer for versions of Windows prior to XP. Al the more reason to use Mozilla, people.
The whole GOP campaign in a single editorial cartoon.
Proposing blatently unconstitutional bills to force Democrats to vote against them, on the theory that “under God” is important enough to mock the Constitutional notions of “checks and balances” and “judicial review.”
Christ.
At a school in Eden Prairie, a teacher arranged for a “mock election” at a parent/teacher/student meeting:
He read where each of the candidates stood on the main issues of the campaign. He didnÕt say who was who… just “this is what candidate one says, this is what candidate two says”. The kids made tally marks about each thing they agreed with from each candidate. Then the kids voted on the issues. Four kids voted for Bush. 26 kids voted for Kerry. … most of the kids who voted for John Kerry were greatly upset by it. They booed the results of their vote. They were upset that they had voted for the “wrong guy”. The teacher went on to say that he assured the kids that the election was not yet over, and that there still might be many issues where they would agree with George W. Bush, and maybe when they tried again later, they would end up voting for him. The parents looked relieved as well. . . The gears that had begun to grind uncomfortably in their heads smoothed out and they relaxed. We moved on to talk about other things, and everyone was happy.
Yeah, best not to actually THINK about what your candidate might do. Just vote. Right, George?
Breakup, via PowerPoint.
Wired News has more. Remember, people will use these things to vote in November. And they’re not secure. If I, as a tech-savvy person, wanted to create a way to rig an election, I’d start with tools like Diebold’s.
No, really.
Fred Clark elaborates on the notion that journalism is dead, and Bush knows it and takes advantage of it.
John Ashcroft has run roughshod over the Bill of Rights for three years now, claiming all the while he was chasing legitimate criminal convictions. Guess how many he’s gotten.
Yup. Zero. Here we were thinking the debate was liberty vs. security, and here we discover no actual convictions have happened — i.e., not one of those detained, lawfully or unlawfully, by the DoJ has been found guilty of anything. Kinda makes you wonder about that particular trade-off, doesn’t it?
Slate gives us the rundown on how they’re using an obscure law to abrogate free speech in arbitrary zones, thereby keeping protestors far, far away from the President in the name of “security.”
BoingBoing points us to a hilarious “open letter” supposedly from the computer industry to the content industry. Heh.
The Pentagon is apparently blocking access to a government web site designed to help American expats get and use absentee ballots.
I keep posting “how much lower can the GOP go?” and, well, they keep showing me. I mean, damn.
Over at McSweeney’s. Arrrr.
Once again, I could write this, but it’s more efficient just to send you over to Fred at Slacktivist, or this discussion with military experts over at Salon. Sigh.
Read about how they’re looking to take control of CD security and are likely working to cripple USB support, and Linux with it. Neither of these developments, should they come to pass, would be good for consumers, even if you don’t mind more control of more things living in Redmond.
Iraqi insurgents are only attacking because they want to influence the election in Kerry’s favor, or so says Dick Armitage.
Jesus.
Or you might end up the subject of a follow-up to IFoundSomeOfYourLife.