The new version of Parallels Desktop allows Intel-based Macs to run Windows apps side by side with Mac apps without the clumsy “Windows in a window” separation we’re used to from products like Virtual PC. Also, Mac-style keyboard shortcuts Just Work, as does copy-and-paste and drag-and-drop file manipulation.
At last, some good news on e-Voting
The National Institute of Standards and Technology is recommending that touchscreen voting machines be decertified for 2007:
One conclusion drawn by NIST is that the lack of an independent audit capability in DRE voting systems is one of the main reasons behind continued questions about voting system security and diminished public confidence in elections. NIST does not know how to write testable requirements to make DREs secure, and NIST’s recommendation to the STS is that the DRE in practical terms cannot be made secure.
The same article notes that Cuyahoga County, Ohio, is considering scrapping their machines outright. Excellent news for Ohio voters.
We agree, natch.
The Washington Post makes the case that Bush is the Worst. President. EVAR.
A bit:
Despite some notable accomplishments in domestic and foreign policy, Nixon is mostly associated today with disdain for the Constitution and abuse of presidential power. Obsessed with secrecy and media leaks, he viewed every critic as a threat to national security and illegally spied on U.S. citizens. Nixon considered himself above the law.
Bush has taken this disdain for law even further. He has sought to strip people accused of crimes of rights that date as far back as the Magna Carta in Anglo-American jurisprudence: trial by impartial jury, access to lawyers and knowledge of evidence against them. In dozens of statements when signing legislation, he has asserted the right to ignore the parts of laws with which he disagrees. His administration has adopted policies regarding the treatment of prisoners of war that have disgraced the nation and alienated virtually the entire world. Usually, during wartime, the Supreme Court has refrained from passing judgment on presidential actions related to national defense. The court’s unprecedented rebukes of Bush’s policies on detainees indicate how far the administration has strayed from the rule of law.
Enjoy that place in history, bub.
“Wee, not so wee, and FRIGGIN’ HUUUUGE”
The largest container ship in the world just launched. The Emma Maersk is a quarter-mile in length, making her bigger even than the largest aircraft carriers. Her capacity is better than double “regular” container ships, and she cruises at 27 knots. With a crew of only 13.
Wacky.
Once again, the Intarwub combines the bizarrely sexual with the profoundly inexplicable
Enjoy. Ostensibly, it’s a music video made up of clips from all sorts of sources, mostly B- or D-grade SF softcore, Japanese adventure stuff, and God knows what else.
Without the Intarwub, where would we find this crap? Thanks, Cold War! (And JWZ.)
(BTW, Gar, this makes six straight posts completely unrelated to football.)
More Waits Wayback Machine
Tom makes an appearance firmly “in character” on the satirical pseudo-talk-show Fernwood 2Night, ca. 1977.
Dept. of Fictional Neologisms, RFID Division
A recent episode of Law & Order: SVU included an RFID subplot; basically, a geeky character established as a bit of a tinkerer with the technology (he’d set up keyless entry on his house) turned out to have surreptitiously implanted a chip in his wife’s shoulder to ascertain whether or not she was having an affair (she was).
When the arrangement came to light, Detective Stabler referred to it as a “HoJack.”
We like this more than we can say.
“I’m an unemployed service station attendant.”
Tom Waits on the Mike Douglas Show, 1976. From the “Nighthawks at the Diner” era, when he was in his late 20s.
Stay for the interview.
Douglas: Do you classify yourself as a poet, or as a singer?
Waits: I’m a Methodist.
No Sex, Please, We’re Republicans
Mark Morford over at SFGate.com weighs in on the “no sex ’til you’re 30” propaganda paid for by your tax dollars:
I think I get it now.
The latest pitiable GOP plan, from what I can tell, goes something like this: To make it all so absurd, to make the remaining Bush administration proposals and doctrines and cultural stratagems so outlandish and silly and degrading and insulting to your mind and your heart and your very own beleaguered genitalia that you cannot help but take note of their existence and laugh and cringe and sit back and go, Oh my God these people have got to be kidding.
At which point (they hope) you will turn to your spouse or your significant other or your dog and say, Hey honey, check this out, did you see the latest moronic and horrible dictum from the Bush administration? We should totally try it, just for kicks!
Then the GOP will gloat and say: See? The world still loves the GOP! Yay us! And then they shall proceed to smack themselves in the face with a brick.
It is the only viable explanation. It is the only way to account for something like, say, the latest twist in the Abstinence Education Program from Bush’s increasingly laughable Department of Health and Human Services, a $50 million slice of embarrassing government detritus that is now actually encouraging all states to tell their single, youngish residents that they should — how to put this so you don’t shoot coffee through your nose? — that everyone should avoid sex entirely, until they turn 30.
Read the whole thing.
Go See This!
Our pals at IBP have a real winner on their hands again with Hide Town, which was written for them by award-winning playwright Lisa D’Amour. The Houston Press loved it, as usual.
Apocalyptic, strange and wonderfully entertaining, Lisa D’Amour’s Hide Town, created with company members from Infernal Bridegroom Productions, is everything experimental theater should be.
The tickets are cheap, the seats are close, and the beer is cold. Come check it out!
Wise words
Bill Curry, who knows at least a little about coaching at Alabama, has a few words on the musical coaches phenomenon that seems the rule today.
(Curry at Alabama: 1987-1989 seasons; 26-10, 1 SEC championship and 3 bowl appearances, including the 1990 Sugar Bowl; he was the 1990 SEC Coach of the Year. Despite all this, the alumni ran him off for going 0-3 against Auburn.)
Santa’s Stork Visited Dallas Today
Nearly eight pounds of Dashiell Reed McGhee just joined the world, the second child and first son of Patrick and Diane, and first sibling of Hadley. God bless ’em, every one. We have it on good authority that all 4 are doing fine.
In which we contribute to the rumor mill
An alumni list we read suggests that Alabama has the following offer on the table for the former most-hated-man-in-the-SEC:
- $30,000,000 over 7 years
- His son gets to be Offensive Coordinator
- He picks his own Defensive Coordinator
- He gets the AD job when it opens up, if he wants it
- He reports directly to the president, bypassing the existing AD, Mal Moore
It’s probably bullshit, but it’s a fun thought experiment.
Dept. of Disturbing Business Traveller Knowledge
Thanks to several trips and several delays, we now know where a hidden power outlet is in the terminal C bar in the Jacksonville airport.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kansas Outlaws Practice of Evolution.
(Onion, natch.)
The Web Finds Its Own Use For Things
How to make a 20-sided die out of pecan pies.
Shut up. You do too want one.
Christian Coalition President-Elect Bails
The reason? Rev. Joel Hunter thought the organization should focus on things other than gay marriage and abortion, like, say, poverty and actually helping people. Apparently, that’s incompatible with the Coalition’s mission, which points out just how much of a lie their name is.
Happy Birthday
Today, we are six.
Been a fun ride so far, eh?
Phoning It In
Well, sorta.
The game described here sounds fantastic and hilarious, but we can’t get it to load because the hotel wifi runs at about 300 baud.
Someone let us know if it’s cool, ok?
Geek Horror
We here at Heathen enjoy The Daily WTF as much as any geek. It’s a little bit of “we’re glad we’re smarter than that!” and a little bit schadenfreud, sure, but it’s fun.
Today’s entry, however, is the first to actually trigger that “oh my sweet lord NO” quesy feeling in the pit of our stomach. Maybe it’s because we’re at a client site even as we speak, and maybe it’s because we can see how this might happen, but it’s still pretty horrifying.
Coach Wanted. Must Win Immediately and Forever.
Alabama has dismissed Mike Shula after only 4 years. Shula took over after a particularly fine sequence of events:
Shula took over the proud but troubled program less than four months before the 2003 season after Mike Price was fired following spring practice for his off-the-field behavior — specifically a night of drinking at a Pensacola, Fla., strip club. Price got the job after Dennis Franchione bolted for Texas A&M.
Before that, Mike DuBose was fired/resigned after some sort of affair, as I recall. Yay! Musical coaches!
Shula’s firing would mean Alabama is looking for a head coach for the fourth time since 2000. The Tide has had seven coaches in the 24 years since Paul “Bear” Bryant’s last season in 1982. Bryant had directed the Alabama program for 25 years.
The seven: Ray Perkins (1983-1986), Bill Curry (1987-1989), Gene Stallings (1990-1996; national championship in 1992), Mike DuBose (1997-2000), Dennis Franchione (2001-2002), Mike Price (2002-2003; did not coach any games), and Shula (2003-2006). If memory serves, only Curry and Stallings left of their own accord (though it’s fair to say that Curry was pushed).
Shula hasn’t been consistent (’03: 4-9; ’04: 6-6; ’05: 10-2; ’06: 6-6), but he’s young and this is his first head coach job. Alabama is still feeling the effects of its sanctions, and lost its star quarterback after last year (not to mention an unknown number of other starters like receiver Tyrone Prothro, who’s still out from a broken leg suffered in 2005). Offensive production has been weak, even in the 10-2 season, but is that enough to send a young guy like this packing? Maybe this is the right plan, and maybe it isn’t, but at some point shouldn’t they get a coach and keep him more than a few years to see what he can really do? Review the dates above and you’ll see that no coach has stayed at UA more than 4 years since Stallings. This endless game of musical coaches can’t be good for the program.
Never misplace your flash drive again
Afraid of losing your thumb drive? Someone’s solved that problem for you.
Can we please shut up about Notre Dame now?
The Irish got precisely what anyone with a brain expected last night in their drubbing at the hands of the USC Trojans. Why anyone thought this game was a gateway to a title bid for ND is beyond us; they’ve played only two serious teams all season (USC and Michigan), and got their ass handed to them both times. (No, JoePa’s Lions don’t count — they’ve lost every serious game they played, and some besides.) The Irish have been overrated all year long, and fell a long way early after the Michigan game — yet somehow still started bubbling back towards the top on the strength of midseason wins over such powerhouses as Army, Navy, Air Force, and Stanford. Having 2 losses with ND’s schedule is no mean trick; you can even go undefeated if you play only creampuffs. That doesn’t mean you should be a top ten team. That the Irish are still rated 12 is insane; does anyone really believe that, say, Texas or Tennessee (tied for 17 in the AP) wouldn’t beat the snot out of them? For that matter, does anyone really believe that Wake (16) or Rutgers (13) could beat either UT?
At least the top 5 makes some sense. At the other end of the schedule difficulty scale from the likes of Boise and Notre Dame is the SEC’s LSU, who (as ESPN points out) have played 4 top 10 teams as away games and still escaped with only 2 losses (then-#3 Auburn, and then-#5 Florida). Can anyone else say that?
(Of course, this is just another post saying how fscked up the BCS thing is, and how much we really need a proper playoff system that would, if done properly, make clear what paper tigers ND and Boise are, and how good programs in tough conferences are by comparison.)
Do your part
Help the Intarwub find the funniest picture.
More Zune Suckery
This reviewer at the Chicago Sun-Times lays it out: the Zune bites, and the reason it does is that a significant chunk of the differences between it and the iPod are changes calculated to please the recording industry, not the consumer. The author helpfully points out some non-iPod players that deliver features people might actually want, as opposed to crippled bullshit like the Zune’s wifi.
Happy Thanksgiving, Plus a Mac Tip
So, Turkey Day and all that. Enjoy.
However, there’s another possible Safari exploit floating around out there that once again points out a key bit of configuration advice every Mac user should follow immediately.
Open Safari
Choose the Safari menu (upper left, next to the blue apple) and pick Preferences
Click “General” on the left hand side
Find the option that says “Open ‘safe’ files after downloading”
MAKE CERTAIN THIS OPTION IS ABSOLUTELY NOT CHECKED OR ENABLED.
That is all. It’s a stupid security hole Apple uncharacteristically created by allowing Safari to open (read: execute) certain “safe” files as soon as you download them. With it off, you’ll have to do it yourself. The difference is key; some nefarious sites may send unexpected files with nasty payloads, which Safari would then open automatically. Whups!
With the option off, this can’t happen — unless, of course, you decide on your own to open the weird, unexpected file on your own. And you know not to do that, right?
Happy Turkey Day.
How you can tell a Southern Lit geek helms Gawker.com
<img src=”/heathen/yonder.png” alt=”Yonder”
(Hi, Chris.)
Unfortunately, there’s no Nobel Prize for Urinal Technology
Take a gander at the Urilift System. There’s even a video.
Well, shit.
Robert Altman died last night. He was 81.
Altman gave us a huge body of amazing work, including such icons as MASH, Nashville, The Player, and Short Cuts (based on the work of another 20th century giant, Raymond Carver), among many others.
There are no more like him.
More on the UCLA taser incident
It should surprise no one to learn that the cop in question has a history of dubiously justified violent episodes, and was at one point fired from a “real” police force.
Dept. of Coolness From the 50s
Dept. of Meme Collision
In the ring this time: Stan Lee and Jack Chick.
Dept. of Filthy Lucre
Yeah, so we sold out. Better tweaked layout a-comin’ soon.
Neat.
JWZ has found a video of some folks playing with a vat of cornstarch. Move quickly, and you can run across it. Linger, and you sink.
For some reason, it makes perfect sense to us that this clip is in Spanish.
Shit You Can’t Make Up
Bush’s nominee for the family planning department of Health and Human Services thinks giving birth control to women is demeaning.
The Bush administration has appointed a new chief of family-planning programs at the Department of Health and Human Services who worked at a Christian pregnancy-counseling organization that regards the distribution of contraceptives as “demeaning to women.”
Eric Keroack, medical director for A Woman’s Concern, a nonprofit group based in Dorchester, Mass., will become deputy assistant secretary for population affairs in the next two weeks, department spokeswoman Christina Pearson said yesterday.
Keroack, an obstetrician-gynecologist, will advise Secretary Mike Leavitt on matters such as reproductive health and adolescent pregnancy. He will oversee $283 million in annual family-planning grants that, according to HHS, are “designed to provide access to contraceptive supplies and information to all who want and need them with priority given to low-income persons.”
The appointment, which does not require Senate confirmation, was the latest provocative personnel move by the White House since Democrats won control of Congress in this month’s midterm elections. President Bush last week pushed the Senate to confirm John R. Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations and this week renominated six candidates for appellate court judgeships who have previously been blocked by lawmakers. Democrats said the moves belie Bush’s post-election promises of bipartisanship.
The Keroack appointment angered many family-planning advocates, who noted that A Woman’s Concern supports sexual abstinence until marriage, opposes contraception and does not distribute information promoting birth control at its six centers in eastern Massachusetts.
Great.
More evidence that distrust of cops is a good instinct
A UCLA student was tased multiple times yesterday when he failed to leave the library rapidly enough after a “random” check revealed he didn’t have his student ID with him. The guy’s name is “Tabatabainejad,” so we’re not all that convinced the check was random, but whatever. There’s video, taken by another student. It shows them repeatedly shocking the guy, at least a couple times for not standing up after being tased quickly enough. Nice. Even better? The cops threatened to tase anyone who got too close, and reportedly even threatened students who asked for their badge numbers and names. More coverage at CBS here.
These thugs need to be in jail, not enforcing the law. At a minimum, they should be personally liable in a civil suit. They have no business “enforcing” our laws.
No love for the Zune
So, Redmond’s shot at the portable music market is out, and the pundits have noticed. Unfortunately, the big boys (Mossberg at WSJ and Pogue at NYT) didn’t care for it, and now the mass market is weighing in. Check out this video clip from CNN’s morning show; it’s clear the anchors are pretty underwhelmed with what the Zune can’t do, and even go so far as to ask their gadgeteer “Why can’t they [Microsoft] get some good designers in there?” after the other announcer pulls out her new iPod Shuffle to brag about. Oops.
Oh, and it gets worse. First, instead of making the Zune store experience simple and clear, like the iTunes store, the Zune store is priced entirely in “points,” which Microsoft makes you buy in $5.00 lumps, even if you only want to buy one song. This translates into people making no-interest loans to Microsoft, which I don’t think is what people mean by “microfinance.” WTF?
We almost forgot! The Zune’s much-tauted “sharing” feature over WiFi works only for that — you cannot download music from your PC with Wifi at all. Also, if you share a song, it gets a 3-day time limit for your buddy even if you ripped the song from CD yourself (i.e., this limit is attached to songs not purchased from the Zune store). Speaking of DRM, not only will the Zune not play iTunes songs (which is huge, since the iTunes music store is one of the largest music retailers in the US — only Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Target, and Amazon sell more music), it also won’t play any songs from Microsoft’s previous effort at online music sales (known amusingly as “Plays4Sure”). That’s right: they expect you to buy that shit again. There’s more Zune Q and A here.
Finally, according to Microsoft itself, the Zune doesn’t work with Vista. Are those guys even trying? Yeah, we know it’s a first effort and all, but with a multi-billion-dollar war chest, you’d think they could make something that didn’t suck.
What fantastic mixing sounds like
Go here.
Skip the first 26 minutes or so. Starting at about 27:00, he starts mixing in six billion songs you know, but faster than you can identify them, and sometimes 3 or 4 at a time, and it almost always works. It’s astounding. He mixes the Spice Girls into Grand Master Flash, for Christ’s sake.
(Thanks Rob.)
Best sacrilegious photo stunt EVAR
As Joey says, Sacrilicious!
(Definitely click through. Seriously.)
The Internet Is A Small World
So, we were trolling through our RSS feeds today and, in a popular blog from Utah we found a picture of our friend Chris from the blogger’s collection of shots from a CNN taping about Time’s Man of the Year, of all things.
Weird.
Now they tell us
Study Finds Internet Only 1% Porn.
Plus, half of that is dudes.
Fucking A Right
There is no greater betrayal of the core principles of American political life than to have the federal government sweep people off the streets, throw them into a black hole with no contact with the outside world and no charges asserted of any kind, and simply keep them there for as long as the President desires — in al-Marri’s case, with respect to detention, now five years and counting.
As always, the most extraordinary and jarring aspect of cases like this one is that these principles — which were once the undebatable, immovable bedrock of our political system — are now openly debated and actively disputed by our own government. By itself it is astonishing — and highly revealing about where we are as a country — that such precepts even need to be defended at all. (Emph. added)
The new Democratic majority needs to fix this habeas problem NOW. We still can’t believe we’ve actually come to a place where it’s debated at all.
There’s no way this ends well
Slashdot reports that Samsung has developed a machine-gun wielding sentry robot for use along the Korean DMZ. Of course, it also has night vision — and a speaker, so it can warn you before killing you.
There’s video at the second link. We are, of course, completely doomed.
Anniversaries you probably missed
November 10 marked the 31st anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Until recently, we assumed said wreck (a) happened at some distant point in the nautical past and (b) on an ocean instead of during the Ford administration (and our lifetime) and on a (really big) lake.
The particulars, in case you’re interested but unable to click:
The Fitzgerald was a 729-foot, 26,600 ton capacity lake freighter launched in 1958; she was the largest boat on the Great Lakes until the 1970s, when thousand-foot ships arrived. Her primary job was hauling ore across Lake Superior.
On November 9, 1975, she left Superior, Wisconsin under the command of Ernest McSorley with a load of taconite bound for a steel mill near Detroit (not Cleveland, as Gordon Lightfoot sang). Weather turned bad as they crossed the lake, so they turned north towards the Canadian coast to try to avoid it. By the afternoon of the 10th, the ship had suffered minor damage from the storm; a nearby ship, the Anderson, reported heavy wave activity, and radioed the Fitzgerald to warn them. McSorley reported they were “holding their own,” which is the last anyone heard from them. The Fitzgerald went down with all 29 hands soon after, coming to rest in two large pieces more than 500 feet down. (That’s another part we have trouble with: “Holy Shit! There’s a lake 500 feet deep!” We suspect this is due to growing up in South Mississippi.)
Lightfoot’s hit song (it peaked at #2) came out only a year later; he was, for all practical purposes, writing about a current event, not a historical episode. We mention this every now and then, and we are continually surprised that our weird misapprehension is pretty common. “Really?” they say; “1975? Are you sure?” Yep.
And we wonder why no one will play Trivial Pursuit with us.
Mmmm, lizards
There’s a little girl in Florida who likes to hypnotize lizards and take pictures of them, which is both fantastic and vaguely disturbing.
(Via BoingBoing.)
There’s so much to love here we can’t decide what we like best
Leica: More Awesome Than Previously Known
During World War II, the Leica camera company helped Jews leave Germany by getting them jobs with Leica in the US.
Can we all shut up about Louisville now?
Enormously overrated Louisville (#3!) lost to #15 Rutgers last night.
What IS it about these “unbeaten” or one-loss teams getting ranked highly despite playing few quality opponents? No, Rutgers isn’t really in the title hunt, either, despite their own unbeaten status. Louisville was Rutgers’ first ranked opponent, and they play in a creampuff conference. Louisville itself has only played a few real games, beating the shade-of-its-former-self Miami early in the season, plus a win over likely paper tiger West Virginia (another member of the Big East).
“Undefeated” is meaningless if you only play one or two serious games. Come play in a competitive conference and then see how well you do. We’ll wager any of the one- or two-loss SEC teams would wipe the floor with Louisville or Rutgers.
More Wikipedia fun
As it turns out, “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a completely legitimate english sentence.
(Via Laura Lemay.)