Welcome to Wingnuttia

Atrios and Josh explore the nutbird landscape inhabited by young GOP functionaries like George Deutsch. Deutsch himself contents that the scientists he was trying to censor have ties “all the way up to the top of the Democratic party” and were obsessed with embarrassing the president. The even scarier bit is in the second piece linked by Atrios:

The coalition government relied heavily on a revolving door of diplomats and other personnel who would leave just as they had begun to develop local knowledge and ties, and on a large cadre of eager young neophytes whose brashness often gave offense in a very age- and status-conscious society. One young political appointee (a 24-year-old Ivy League graduate) argued that Iraq should not enshrine judicial review in its constitution because it might lead to the legalization of abortion.

HBO hates you

Specifically, they want their programming to be unrecordable by DVRs. Not because of piracy, but because they want to be able to charge you more to watch that episode you missed using their on-demand service.

This is why ideas like the Broadcast Flag must be strangled in their crib. It’s an affront to consumers and a blatant money grab by content producers. HBO is doing very well; they make some of the only TV worth watching, and are able to do so because people like the Heathen are willing to pay them directly to watch it (i.e., rather than being beholden to advertisers). We’re very sad to see that their point of view is no more progressive than the jackasses at the regular networks.

Perhaps the only video you’ll see today of Prince and Tom Petty on the same stage

At George Harrison’s 2004 induction to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Prince stopped by to help out. We suspect this popped up on MeFi because someone saw him kick ass on SNL and remembered “oh yeah — that little dude’s a badass guitar player, too!”

If he comes anywhere near you on tour, pay whatever it costs to see him. Hock something if you have to. Eat ramen for a week or a month if that’s what it takes, but see him. Up close. We saw him in 2004, and it was, bar none, the best damn rock and roll show we’ve EVER seen.

The Things They Carry*

Geek productivity guru Merlin Mann’s talking about what goes in your [ bag | pockets | wallet | whatever], and includes a link to his wiki on the subject, which has some interesting suggestions (plus it reminds us that March approaches, and really cool flashlights are precisely the sort of useful thing Heathen are unlikely to buy for themselves).

Our daily tote burden boils down thusly; we can’t very well leave the house without all these bits:

  • Wallet (minimal assortment of cards, receipts, and ID)
  • Cash (in a clip)
  • Keys (we’ve learned to always take both sets, which makes it easier if one of us wants to go home early)
  • Swiss Army Knife (why we can’t fly without checking baggage anymore)
  • Carmex (shut up)
  • Moleskine (because it’s not real unless we write it down; the notebook also has some 3 x 5 cards, postage, Postits, and sticky flags in it, just in case)
  • Pen (with a nib; for the last year, a Namiki Vanishing Point)
  • Palm (TX)
  • Phone (RAZR)

There’s an additional pile o’crap in the bag, which more or less stays stocked for travel as a holdover from our constantly mobile consulting career. We currently move either very little (working at home) or a lot (on client sites), so this bag stays stocked for real travel — though, honestly, it’s not clear what we’d take out if we were just commuting to an office. In a real sense, the bag IS the office now.

  • Powerbook
  • Cordless travel mouse
  • USB flash drive
  • iPod (15g, old skool, and partly full of a backup build of my company’s product software)
  • Etymotic headphones (screaming kid two rows up? no problem.)
  • Canon Digital Elf
  • Extra business cards
  • Kleenex
  • Extra pen (ballpoint)
  • Gum
  • 3 x 5 cards
  • Moonshine and handiwipes (ok, just handiwipes)
  • Zippercase 1
    • Extension cord (green, because we bought it in December)
    • Power for iPod, Palm, phone, laptop, and Bluetooth headset
    • Digital camera charger + batteries
    • Sync cable for Palm
    • USB cable for camera
    • Length of Cat5, just in case
  • Zippercase 2
    • generic advil
    • decongestants
    • generic antireflux pills
    • contact lens solution

In compiling that list, we discovered we also had a null modem adapter and a dreidel in there, but we’ll chalk that up to happenstance. We’ll also cop to the fact that we certainly never leave for very long without reading material, so the bag will tend to also include a book and a copy or two of the New Yorker.

So, what's in your pockets? What's in your work bag?

(* It was either that or “What has it got in its pockets?”, and we figured Gollum is played.)

Dept. of TOYS

We can’t say we’re sure what this is for, but we’re pretty sure we still want one. I mean, come ON! What’s not to like? It’s called an “Alligator Loper” for crying out loud!

(It, of course, brings to mind a certain earlier post (File foto, from Christmas 2002) about chain saws on sticks. Maybe the Mississippi Heathen Stepfather needs one, too.)

Dept. of Values

Why is this okay? Why do we permit American companies to be complicit in oppression and evil abroad? We think, perhaps, that American companies ought to have to honor the values of America no matter where they operate. If this makes it hard to expand into dictatorial countries, well, we’re pretty sure that’s a feature, not a bug.

Rove threatens the faithful

Insight is reporting that Plame-outing turd Karl Rove has threatened GOP senators with blacklisting from all White House aid if they vote against Bush in Judiciary Committee proceedings in re: the illegal wiretapping program.

This is what “scared” looks like.

What. The. Fuck?

From MSNBC:

Feb. 13, 2006 issue — In the latest twist in the debate over presidential powers, a Justice Department official suggested that in certain circumstances, the president might have the power to order the killing of terrorist suspects inside the United States.

So now they’re down not just on checks & balances, judicial review, the separation of powers, and due process, but also on the whole idea of a trial. Excellent. What country is this again?

The Bush War on Science Continues

By now, everyone who’s paying attention is aware of the NASA story wherein a 24-year-old political hack tried to get references to Intelligent Design inserted into discussions of the Big Bang, and further attempted to change all references to said Bang to “Big Bang Theory,” etc.

We’ll just point out that it came as no surprise to us to learn that said jackass is an Aggie.

Sometimes you browse the web. Sometimes the web browses you.

The following are actual, no-kidding search phrases typed into Google or somewhere that led actual visitors here in January.

Frankly, given the parameters, we’re pretty sure you can skip it.
“thank you note gluten-free gift”
Possible alternative titles for this site.
“cirque de heathen”
No idea what they’re looking for, but the last item probably means they think RMS is a terrorist.
“signature terrorist spam security spoof emacs”
In which someone looks to us for evening plans, and wisely.
“alice s tall texan”
In which someone looks to us for fashion advice, and badly.
“2006 is velvet outdated?”
Only since October, but it’s not like we blog about it (plus, we’d spell it right).
“matrimonial intercource”
Now you’re just being nosy.
“jelly-fucking”
Stop it. You’re scaring us.
“rexella van impe sexy”
Not here, unless you count being touched by His Noodly Appendage.
“nsfw hentaivideos in blogs”
There’s so much wrong with this we don’t know where to start.
“leviticus insest”
We’re leaving the snarky comment on this one to our attorney.
“cuban beastilty”
We think it’s a good idea, too, but do they listen to us?
“advance shipping notification xml”
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
“hunter s. thompson avocado yoghurt wheelchair”
Actually, we’re pretty sure what he does is Hatha, but you’re still in the wrong place.
“mike dorman anusara”
You know search engines log these things too, right?
“state beastiallity laws”
Honestly, it’s level 6 that’s a real pain in the ass.
“level 4 taxing dhtml lemmings”
Must be after that Freedom Porn.
“porno quebeqois”
No he can’t, and you’re a jackass for saying so.
“screw liberty the president can damn well do what he wants”
As the aforementioned Preznit would say, “Bring ’em on!”
“muslim hotties”
No, we will not do your homework for you.
“alienation in ionesco s rhinoceros”
And a Merry Christmas to you, too.
“penthouse playmates advent calendar 2006”
No idea here, but it makes us giggle anyway.
“hong kong airport cling film tamper luggage”
Eric, is that you?
“240 dollars worth of pudding”
At least it’s not IIS.
“apache server garthbrooks”
She’s probably be cute, if she weren’t a Seminole. And a Troll.
“fsu female wow world of warcraft tallahassee girl”
Frankly, we were never much of an authority. Late bloomer, you know.
“cocksucking women/hattiesburg ms”
If you keep searching at work, you may need a new “jop” soon
“blow jop sex”
We’re sure it’s out there, but do you really want to know?
“how do echidnas urinate”
Dept. of Misplaced IBP Referrers, Pt 1
“review for full circle by c. mee in houston tx”
Dept. of Misplaced IBP Referrers, Pt 2
“troy schulze scientology
Erin, we think we know where your dreams are coming from.
“matthew mcconaughey pic texas handcuffs naked bongos oct 1999”
Sure, some of ’em are, but that’s true of any place we’ve been.
“huge boobs louisville”
Dept. of Unclear On The Concept
“uncopy cd”
Just stop being a smartass and mop up the fucking milk, ok?
“it is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid”
At least somebody’s looking into it.
“presidential impeachment howto”
As God is our witness, we wish we knew.
“where to find oscelots for purchase”

Porter Goss Is Clearly On Crack

Either that, or he’s a principle-free hack who cares nothing about his country and everything about his party staying in power.

We know this because of this story, which opens with:

WASHINGTON — CIA Director Porter Goss said Thursday that the disclosure of President Bush’s eavesdropping-without-warrants program and other once-secret projects had undermined U.S. intelligence-gathering abilities. “The damage has been very severe to our capabilities to carry out our mission,” Goss told the Senate Intelligence Committee. He said a federal grand jury should be empaneled to determine “who is leaking this information.”

Um, Porter? What makes you think AQ doesn’t suspect we’re listening in? Isn’t it pretty much a given than communications would be intercepted in wartime? Don’t they, as a matter of course, have to assume that we might be listening, especially given the very-prosecution-friendly character of the FISA courts illegally circumvented by this Administration? How, exactly, has disclosure of this program damaged our intelligence gathering capability? We see clearly how it’s damaging to your boss, to whom you are indebted politically, and to others involved in the clearly felonious affair, of course. Maybe that’s what you meant to say.

Alas, he continues:

Goss complained that leaks to the news media about the surveillance program and activities such as reported CIA secret prisons abroad had damaged his own agency’s work.

Emphasis ours. Sweet God in Heaven, this hack is whining about the fact that people now know the CIA maintains a gulag system.

But he’s still not done.

“I also believe that there has been an erosion of the culture of secrecy and we’re trying to reinstall that,” Goss said.

An erosion? This Administration is the most secrecy-addicted one in recent memory. They want everything locked up, and everybody in the dark, so that no one can tell what laws they’re breaking. They view oversight as a problem, and behave accordingly; that’s the whole point behind the domestic spying issue — there exists a court to oversee these sorts of surveillance operations, but Bush & Co. decided not to bother with it. The culture of secrecy is the problem, Porter. And you are part of that problem.

(Thanks to Triple-F for the tip!)

The AG is guilty of perjury

And in re: more serious matters than a blowjob, too.

In January, he testified before Congress and under oath that “it is not the policy or the agenda of this president to authorize actions that would be in contravention of our criminal statutes.” By that point, however, he had already approved the warrantless domestic spying plan in direct violation of US law. Q.E.D.

Russ Feingold’s letter prompted the normally lapdog Post to cover this. Let’s see if it goes anywhere. We do, however, wonder just how far these people will have to go before the media actually wakes up and realizes the degree of contempt the Administration has for the rule of law, checks and balances, and the principle on which this country was founded.

Via ThinkProgress.

Dept. of Contempt for Oversight and Rule of Law

From NYT via Captain Telescope:

WASHINGTON, Feb. 1 — The Bush administration is rebuffing requests from members of the Senate Judiciary Committee for its classified legal opinions on President Bush’s domestic spying program, setting up a confrontation in advance of a hearing scheduled for next week, administration and Congressional officials said Wednesday.

As RN put it, “it’s legal because we say so, and for reasons we can’t tell you.” Er, no.

We guess he just had his fingers crossed or something

Remember how Bush said all that about reducing our dependence on foreign oil in the SOTU?

Yeah, he didn’t mean it:

Administration backs off Bush’s vow to reduce Mideast oil imports
By Kevin G. Hall
Knight Ridder Newspapers
WASHINGTON – One day after President Bush vowed to reduce America’s dependence on Middle East oil by cutting imports from there 75 percent by 2025, his energy secretary and national economic adviser said Wednesday that the president didn’t mean it literally.

Dept. of Honest Republicans

No, really.

In a talk at Duke Law School, Ben Ginsberg, who was Chief Counsel for both Bush campaigns, said:

Just like, really, with the Voting Rights Act, Republicans have some fundamental philosophical difficulties with the whole notion of Equal Protection.

There’s video. Via MeFi.