Yipyipyipyipyip! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
You can’t tell me these people weren’t stoned as rats. Don’t believe me? Watch this.
Yipyipyipyipyip! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!
You can’t tell me these people weren’t stoned as rats. Don’t believe me? Watch this.
Prince remains teh awesome, even when relegated to backing duties as “just” a guitar player for protege Tamar’s last-minute Houston gig on Friday night.
Said gig started at midnight, which is late enough that we took post-work naps to better prepare. We are: old.
Prince’s awesomeness is in no way reducted by the unmitigated halfassery of the venue. They were clearly wholly unprepared for the crowd — which was only about capacity; it wasn’t super-crowded — and had the world’s worst will-call scenario despite knowing in advance that virtually everyone going to the show would be doing will-call. We’ve been in Soviet hotels with better efficiency ratings. A significant number of people were STILL IN THE WILL CALL LINE when the music started, and they’d been there over an hour.
Said venue also manage to have, near as we could tell, only two bartenders. There may have been another bar somewhere, but we can’t be sure. We CAN be sure that the ones we saw were absolutely swamped and wholly insufficient to the crowd gathered ten deep around their bar.
We can’t decide if our favorite part was the “Purple Rain” encore or the moment, early in the show, when Prince dropped the mike and name-checked Sexual Chocolate.
So the goons at CNet are running a story on a Mac hacking contest trumpeting the results: the Mac in question was hacked in half an hour. However, CNet doesn’t bother to even LINK to the site in question or describe the parameters of the test, making it very hard for people to discover some key facts about this “hacking” event. Here’s the real scoop, and the only piece of information you need to know:
The contest “organizer” gave anyone who asked an account on the machine. This means the contest isn’t about getting access; he gave that out to begin with. It was about escalating privileges, which is much simpler. This is why you don’t give user accounts to anyone who asks for one — not that a sane person would, of course, unless they just wanted to get a headline on CNet. It’s also been pointed out that, in addition to handing out accounts, the “host” also left every single service running, thereby providing the maximum possible number of opportunities for his new users to vandalize his machine.
Summary? Like the much-ballyhooed Mac malware of last month, it’s a non-event. Is OS X a hardened system capable of withstanding any conceivable attack? No, certainly not. There’s no such creature. Is it manifestly more secure and stable than anything Microsoft makes? Absolutely.
And can we rely on journalists to print inflammatory stories with no background or follow-through? You bet your ass.
Update: There’s a sober and level-headed discussion of the “hack” over at ubergeek news source Ars Technica.
It is with no small degree of embarrassment that we admit to remembering every single thing mentioned in this little video clip from the Colbert Report about the new online D & D game (which we will not be playing, thanks).
If you need a little refresher, you can’t do better than Lore Sjoberg’s Book of Ratings entry on D & D monsters. It begins with the Displacer Beast:
As far as I know, the idea of a six-legged panther with squid tentacles that looks like it’s somewhere other than it really is originated in the mind of D&D creator E. Gary Gygax, possibly as the result of blunt trauma. Not that I’m complaining. The displacer beast is an excellent example of synergy; a panther with squid parts is considerably more intimidating than a squid strapped to a panther.
AT&T is buying BellSouth. Didn’t we break this company up once already?
Bill Frist is doing his best to make sure the Senate Intelligence committee does absolutely nothing to investigate Bush’s manifestly illegal domestic spying scheme.
Frist specifically threatened that if the Committee holds NSA hearings, he will fundamentally change the 30-year-old structure and operation of the Senate Intelligence Committee so as to make it like every other Committee, i.e., controlled and dominated by Republicans to advance and rubber-stamp the White House’s agenda rather than exercise meaningful and nonpartisan oversight. […] These are truly desperate and extreme measures to block an investigation of the President’s conduct. Sen. First is literally threatening the Committee not to exercise oversight over the President’s warrantless eavesdropping on Americans. Glenn Greenwald
Doonesbury totally nails the whole “teach the controversy” bullshit the Intelligent Design people push.
How ’bout a live-action Simpsons intro?
The White House is spooling up an effort to actively discourage aggressive coverage of itself, including threats of jail time for journalists under espionage laws.
We’re sure this is easier than, say, not trying to legalize torture, for example.
Via The Daily WTF?.
Check out this edit of the Wikipedia entry on Wicca. The text on the right is the proposed edit, which we’re told lasted 17 minutes. It’s still hilarious.
Cosby’s been hassling a site hosting the “House of Cosbys” online cartoon, so this lovely bit from Eddie Murphy is particularly topical now. Apparently, Cosby once called Murphy to insist he not work so blue. Murphy wasn’t amused, but the audience loved his version of the tale.
The DHS may come snooping if you do something suspicious, like pay off a credit card.
Remember that McCain torture-banning bill? Yeah, Bush is insisting it doesn’t apply at Gitmo, so, presumably, they can do anything they want.
At what point did we become a country that actually argues about torture? How did this happen?
Domino’s baron Tom Monaghan wants to build an all-Catholic town in Florida where birth control, abortion, and pornography (among other things) will be illegal. (Mrs Heathen, noting the proximity to a certain other Florida community, refers to this development as “another in the long line of reasons why Naples should be swallowed by the sea.”)
Or so says Utah state senator Chris Buttars, anyway. Ah, Utah. What the hell is the matter with you people?
Quoth Digby: “I find this refreshing. These Republicans admit that women give up their rights when they have sex.”
Hey, Mrs Heathen, why didn’t we go here?
As it turns out, Bush was given a detailed briefing before Katrina:
WASHINGTON — In dramatic and sometimes agonizing terms, federal disaster officials warned President Bush and his homeland security chief before Hurricane Katrina struck that the storm could breach levees, put lives at risk in New Orleans’ Superdome and overwhelm rescuers, according to confidential video footage. Bush didn’t ask a single question during the final briefing before Katrina struck on Aug. 29, but he assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: “We are fully prepared.” The footage _ along with seven days of transcripts of briefings obtained by The Associated Press _ show in excruciating detail that while federal officials anticipated the tragedy that unfolded in New Orleans and elsewhere along the Gulf Coast, they were fatally slow to realize they had not mustered enough resources to deal with the unprecedented disaster. Linked by secure video, Bush’s confidence on Aug. 28 starkly contrasts with the dire warnings his disaster chief and a cacophony of federal, state and local officials provided during the four days before the storm.
Just to be clear, since the press seems to be missing it, this means that not only did PLENTY of people anticipate the levee’s failure (contrary to Bush’s claim), but some of those people BRIEFED HIM ON THAT VERY POSSIBILITY only days before he lied to everyone about it.
Which is funnier: Defamer’s Hermione and the Corona of Fire or their eponymous site’s Hermione Granger and the Hangover of Doom“?
It’s all we could do not to title this “This Cat Sure Loves Cock!.”
(SFW)
The Feds are prosecuting Forrest County, Mississippi sheriff Billy McGhee for seizing a pair of 18-wheelers full of ice on September 4, in the wake of Katrina. Said 18-wheelers were intended for aid, and the area in question needed aid.
Nice.
Via TPM.
No, really. It’s hard to see as possible with a GOP-controlled congress that refuses to call Bush on his ongoing contempt for the rule of law, but there’s definitely a case for it.
People stop being polite.
Read this to find out. Here’s a tidbit I didn’t know: many if not most are there on scant real evidence, as they were turned over to US forces by rival Afghanis with little or no documentation. Don’t like your neighbor? Tell the Yanks he works for Osama!
The I/O Brush allows you to “paint” with textures, colors, and video from the real world.
Click here.
Go, now, to the current edition, which features gems such as “Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness” and “Modern-Day John Henry Dies Trying To Out-Spreadsheet Excel 11.0.” You will not be sorry.
If you have a long video of a screaming tape player running down zip lines in weird places, people will blog the hell out of that shit.
Because otherwise, the jackasses in charge can get away with crap like this.

Microsoft’s next iteration of Windows will come in SIX versions. We don’t know whose idea this was, but their notion of “clear communication with the marketplace” is pretty jacked up.
This isn’t a simple whistle-blower thing, since the guy in question is an employee of Diebold’s law firm, not Diebold directly, but it still looks pretty shitty.
There’s a company who specialize in, er, nontraditional architectural enhancements whose descriptive website is HiddenPassageway.com.

Perhaps you’d consider pledging it to The Hurtt Prize, dedicated to catching Houston top cop Harold Hurtt doing something — anything — illegal. After all, this is the jackass who said “If you are not doing anything wrong, why should you worry about it” when asked about his proposals for more pervasive police surveillance in Houston.
Ohio state Senator Robert Hagan has found an amusing way to fight bigoted GOP initiatives to bar adoption by gays in his state. (Via MeFi)
“It worked last night on a different asteroid.”
We have no idea if this ad is real or not, but it makes us giggle a lot.
Mike Tyson famously once said something about “fading into Bolivia,” which we like a lot. In the same vein, we dreamed the other night about someone being ineptly described as vicious by saying they “go straight for the juggler.” Awesome.
We’ve been too busy to follow this closely, but what Bruce says makes an awful damn lot of sense.
This guy gets it right.
If you have no idea who that is, well, you probably won’t enjoy this.
Fafblog weighs in on the cartoon controversy. It begins like this, and then gets even better:
“What if it’s not really a picture of Mohammed,” says me, “just a picture of a picture of Mohammed?” “Metablasphemy!” says Giblets. “It is sacrilegious and pretentious!” “What if it just looks like a picture a Mohammed but it’s really a picture a Jesus wearin a real good Mohammed costume?” says me. “Then it is pretend blasphemy,” says Giblets. “God can’t tell the difference. He has to smite you just to make sure.”
(Their follow-up is deliciously pointed as well.)
Go read this. He’s right. Again.
It turns out, at least according to BoingBoing that Google Video allows the uploader to determine what countries may or may not view the file. Ergo, whomever uploaded the IED video decided that USAians need not see it, not Google.
Check out this little comment on Da Mohney and his courting of Mr Denton’s Wild Ride.
Bob Parsons points out they’re trying to control the .COM registry. Forever.