You know, for kids.
The thing is, you probably ought to read them all on the grounds that these wingnuts think they’re dangerous
Some conservative wackos provide us with a list of the most dangerous books of the 19th and 20th centuries. The very idea of a list of “dangerous” books makes my skin crawl; sure, there are some disturbing titles here (Mein Kampf, for example), but labelling any work as “dangerous” is a step down a rather scary path.
Also, n.b. that they aren’t limited to the ravings of dictators: they include “The Kinsey Report,” “The Feminine Mystique,” and, in their honorable mention category (irony presumably theirs), “Silent Spring,” “Second Sex,” “Origin of the Species,” and “Unsafe at Any Speed.” One wonders what “dangerous” ideas are included therein?
Update: Joey Accordian Guy DeVilla noticed the list as well, and supplies this choice quote:
There’s a bonus list at the bottom of the page: it’s the 15 biggest douchebags of the 21st century.
In which the banal becomes very, very odd
So, you’re wondering what the weather’s like in LA? David Lynch can tell you.
Dept. of Revised Opinions
When Apple released the iPod Shuffle, we were, well, underwhelmed. We already have three conventional hard-drive based iPods at Heathen Central (an original 5 gigabyte model; a 2nd-generation 15 gig used by Mr Heathen; and a 20 gig U2 edition Mrs Heathen To Be got for Christmas), and frankly didn’t see the charm.
For long, complicated reasons, however, Apple recently offered to send us a 1 gig Shuffle for free. Not being fools, we said “Sure!” Said schwag/bribe arrived today, and we are compelled to admit our opinion has changed: Shuffle? Very cool.
As at least occasionally gym-going folk, the Heathens have noticed that full-size iPods are, well, at least occasionally unwieldy in workout situations. They’re big and heavy, and not unfragile, as they’re built on hard drives. The Shuffle, on the other hand, weighs almost nothing (0.78 oz, vs. 5.6 for the “conventional” models), but holds plenty (ours is the 1 gig, which will hold about 240 songs — or 20% of the capacity of our original 5 gig, which was even then an absurd amount of music to carry around, let along use in the gym).
The real coolness, though, happens in the one area I could see being a problem: what to put on it? We knew it would “fill itself” on plug-in with a random sampling of one’s music library, but with a wildly eclectic library, that’s sort of fraught with peril (we do not wish to transition from Van Halen to Miles Davis while on the elliptical). What we did NOT realize is that one may instruct the Shuffle to fill itself from any arbitrary subset of the music library, and that it can easily switch between subsets with every docking event.
Add to this the mundane but entirely useful ability to store and transport any type of file, and we think it’s a keeper. Especially at “free.” But probably even at a C-note.
“Orson Scott Card has always been an asshat.”
Kuro5hin has more, but it’s about this bullshit.
Color us unsurprised.
Dept. of Fantastic Pranks
Improv group stages faux rooftop U2 show in NYC; madcap hilarity ensues.
Say what you want about the French, but DAMN they have cool parades
First spotted over at JWZ, and then via Metafilter, which provided some much-needed context. Apparently, it’s a parade by the art group Royal de Luxe in Nantes, France, and was done in celebration of the 100th anniversary of the passing of Jules Verne.
Those are marionettes. The “Petite Geant” actually arrives in an enormous rocket. At one point, she kneels and lets kids swing on her arm. Don’t miss the shots of the 37-foot-tall elephant; apparently, his trunk is also fully articulated and could pick up hay to eat. Amazing. Fuck floats; absurdly articulated and expressive marionettes are where it’s at. Awesome pics and even a few videos here. There’s some behind the scenes stuff, too.
Also, more pix and video at the Nantes.fr site — perhaps someone (Miche?) can provide us with something like a translation of the relevant text.
Also also, because we live in the future, there’s already a flickr tag for “Nantes.”
More
JWZ has more technical details gleaned from someplace, plus links to more pictures.
A distillation, really
Seven Minutes in Deadwood, via WFMU. Wholly and completely unsafe for anywhere; it’s an episode (1.10, “Mister Wu,” one of our favorites) of Deadwood with all the nonvulgar dialog removed.
Our baby’s all growds up
It seems that Ol Diz’ silence had a purpose, and that he’s now abandoning his indie blog roots to work for, as Wonkette calls it (scroll for May 31 entry, final bullet), the Blorg. Follow the artist formerly known as Diztopia to his new gig as Gridskipper.
Oh, this is good… not.
Intel is embedding support for Microsoft’s Digital Rights Management in its upcoming Pentium D line. Even more reason to eschew Windows!
Mmm, tape babies
Tape sculpture can be remarkably odd. (Via BoingBoing.)
The Star-Trib on Memorial Day
In exchange for our uniformed young people’s willingness to offer the gift of their lives, civilian Americans owe them something important: It is our duty to ensure that they never are called to make that sacrifice unless it is truly necessary for the security of the country. In the case of Iraq, the American public has failed them; we did not prevent the Bush administration from spending their blood in an unnecessary war based on contrived concerns about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction. President Bush and those around him lied, and the rest of us let them. Harsh? Yes. True? Also yes. Perhaps it happened because Americans, understandably, don’t expect untruths from those in power. But that works better as an explanation than as an excuse.
Brilliant.
Investigators Blame Stupidity in Area Death
WHEATLEY, AR – Although reckless driving and minor driver impairment were cited as additional factors, police investigators ruled pure, unadulterated stupidity as the primary cause in the death of an unlicensed motorist involved in a single-car accident Sunday. “We’re fairly positive the deceased was operating under the influence of being an unbelievable dumbass,” forensic investigator Evan Lawrence told reporters at the scene, a stretch of road littered with SUV parts, beer cans, food containers, fishing equipment, and pornography. “I mean, we’re not saying alcohol, fatigue, poor vehicle maintenance, and driver error didn’t play their parts — but mainly, that driver was a goddamn dipshit.” [More]
Hunter gets his wish
The late Dr Thompson’s ashes will be fired from a cannon set atop a five-story version of his famous Gonzo logo; his neighbors have agreed, and Johnny Depp has financed the construction of said (temporary) monument.
Fuck Java
Best. Commercial. EVAR.
We reckon the theory is that if this deoderant is good enough for Stunt City, it oughta do for you, too.
They were going to do one for Emacs, but nobody wants to drink that much coffee
Don’t you need the Vi command reference coffee mug?
Just because it came up somehow
Country Dick Montana’s Rules of the Road, which includes the admonition to always carry with you “a condom, some Super Glue and an extra large, all-purpose rock-solid alibi.” Good advice, from a man who knows. Or knew, anyway; Montana died on stage ten years ago come this November.
TV Execs: “Compatibility is not a goal”
This is astoundingly rich. At a recent forum in re: the proposed resurrected broadcast flag, Mike Godwin of Public Knowledge pointed out the main objections to the scheme (quote from Prof. Ed Felton’s Freedom to Tinker, which in turn is quoting a story from National Journal Tech Daily by Sara Lai Stirland):
Godwin said any regulations concerning digital television copy-protection schemes would necessarily have to affect any devices that hook up to digital television receivers. That technical fact could have far-reaching implications, such as making gadgets incompatible with each other and crimping technology companies’ ability to innovate, he said. “I don’t want to be the legislator or the legislative staff person in charge of shutting off connectivity and compatibility for consumers, and I don’t think you want to do that either,” he told a roomful of technology policy lobbyists and congressional staffers. “It’s going to make consumers’ lives hell.” Godwin’s talk drew a sharp protest from audience member Rick Lane, vice president of government affairs at News Corp. “Compatibility is not a goal [emph. added],” he said, pointing out that there are currently a plethora of consumer electronics and entertainment products that are not interoperable. Lane was seconded by NBC Universal’s Senior Counsel for Government Relations Alec French, who also was in the audience.
Felton continues:
To consumers, compatibility is a goal. When devices don’t work together, that is a problem to be solved, not [a] mandate [for] even more incompatibility. [Slightly edited to fix what appear to be typos in Felton’s text.] The FCC and Congress had better be careful in handling the digital TV issue, or they’ll be blamed for breaking the U.S. television system. Mandating incompatibility, via the Broadcast Flag, will not be a popular policy, especially at a time when Congress is talking about shutting off analog TV broadcasts. The most dangerous place in Washington is between Americans and their televisions.
More coverage at TechDirt and Engadget.
Update: Mr. Godwin has posted his own entry as well.
More judicial dumbassery
An appeals court in Minnesota has ruled that simply having encryption software installed on one’s computer can be viewed as evidence of criminal intent.
In making his decision, Judge R. A. Randall:
[…]favorably cited testimony given by retired police officer Brooke Schaub, who prepared a computer forensics report–called an EnCase Report–for the prosecution. Schaub testified that PGP “can basically encrypt any file” and “other than the National Security Agency,” nobody could break it.
Actually, that’s a bit of an understatement. Properly implemented public-key cryptography (with sufficiently large keys) is essentially unbreakable, even by the NSA. But it’s also a cornerstone of Internet commerce, and — since it’s so effective — is now commonly used to secure sensitive documents and emails in everyday life, even for users who are unaware of its role.
Extending this logic, we may presume that sealed envelopes suggest conspiracy, since people with nothing to hide would just use postcards, right? Leaving aside the utterly boneheaded implications along those lines, this also makes just about every computer out there evidence of criminal intent — Windows, if we’re not mistaken, can make encrypted ZIP files, and OS X includes a FileVault drive-encrypting feature. Both, presumably, include methods for initiating public-key secured network connections — otherwise, every credit card you type on the net would be sent in plaintext. Go Minnesota!
Guilty? Sure. But that’s one baaaadasssss DO!
Ladies and gentlemen, music legend Phil Spector in Court, apparently moving on from “wall of sound” to “wall of hair.”
(Via Warren Ellis)
WANT.
C’mon. Is there really any reason we shouldn’t have a Red Dragon Torch Kit? We think not.
They’re cool and all, but the fact that most of ’em cost more than our house is sorta scary
Here’s a collection of incredibly well put-together, very, very small apartments.
Notwithstanding our review, perhaps there IS something to be learned from it
Here’s some Lessons learned from Revenge of the Sith. We particularly like “When the leader says ‘Everything’s fine, go wait on the LAVA PLANET,’ be suspicious.”
Hey! We Know Them!
Geek Note
We have combined the census and archive pages into a single format since they really should’ve been in the first place.
Fuck Spam
So in looking for the old entries referenced below, we realized just how awful the comment spam problem had become here. So we did something about it.
As we’re not the first to notice the problem, a quick search revealed the existence of Scrub, a perl script designed to remove comment spam from Blosxom/writeback comments via user-supplied regexps. It won’t solve the whole problem, but it’ll got a long way down that road — especially since we’ve cron’d the execution of said script.
For this to work, though, a few words will become off limits in the comments — but unless you’re aching to talk about incest, viagra, cialis, etc., I don’t think we’ll have a problem.
However, one new rule may bite some of you: no links. You can put in an address, but you can’t make it a link.
Dept. of Potentially Happy Endings
A year ago, we pointed out that, well, Hollywood types tend to be evil goatfuckers. This is no surprise, of course, but the particular evil this time was the shelving of Paul Schrader’s prequel to The Exorcist, and the hiring of dismal hack Renny Harlin to complete the film.
Harlin’s version (Exorcist: The Beginning) came and went, and what critical notice it received was uniformly damning. It was, by all accounts, among the worst things ever committed to celluloid. And then something interesting happened.
The powers that be decided to release Schrader’s version, too. It’s called Dominion, and it opened last weekend. (Astute readers will recall that we suggested this might happen last year.)
Via MoveOn.org
Yeah, it’s cut-and-past posting, but for a good cause. Read and do.
Subject: Please sign emergency petition to save our courts Hi! I just signed MoveOn PAC’s emergency petition to stop the “nuclear option” the far right wing’s plan to seize absolute power to stack our courts -Ð and I hope you will sign too. Starting Monday, the petition will be delivered straight to Congress every three hours until the final vote, and many of our comments will be read aloud on the Senate floor. Please sign right now at: http://www.moveonpac.org/nuclear Why is this an emergency? This Tuesday, the Senate will vote on Republican Leader Bill Frist’s “nuclear option” to break the rules of the Senate and give the Republican Party absolute control over appointing federal judges. For 200 years the minority’s right to filibuster has kept our courts fair, by making sure that federal judges needed to get at least some support from both sides of the aisle before they were given life time appointments. If Frist eliminates the filibuster, his next step would be to force far right partisan judges onto the powerful U.S. Courts of Appeals. The real targets, however, are the four seats on the Supreme Court likely to become vacant in the next four years. With that much power on the Supreme Court, the far right could strike down decades of progress on labor rights, environmental protections, reproductive rights, and privacy. The “nuclear option” will live or die by a final vote, probably on Tuesday, and the vote is still way too close to call. There are at least 6 moderate Republicans still on the fence and only 3 more votes needed to win. If we can get enough of our voices into congress and into the streets in the next 72 hours, we can still save our courts. Please take a minute to join me and sign the emergency petition today. http://www.moveonpac.org/nuclear Thanks!
For more on the context of judicial filibusters, check out Rude Pundit today.
The Japanese intersection of robotics and cat ladies
If only Phil Dick was alive to see this.
Lies and Lying Liars Redux
It is now abundantly clear that this Administration always meant to go to war with Iraq regardless of intelligence. It’s all over the web. If we as a people think lying about a blowjob is impeachable, where is the fucking outrage over starting a war based on a lie?
More on the Filibuster Fight
Josh Marshall points out why this whole offensive by the GOP is predicated on lies. This is true for many reasons, but not the least of which is that Frist himself has supported the filibuster in the past.
Heathen Reviews “Revenge of the Sith”
So, last night at midnight, I accompanied my friend, business partner, and boss (one guy) to the first local screening of Lucas’ latest fuck-you to his fans. Our review follows.
Sweet CHRIST Lucas, would have been too much to ask for you not NOT FUCK THIS ONE UP, TOO?
What the hell were you thinking with that bullshit Frankenstein scene — a scene that reaches its shockingly awful nadir with a melodramatic “Noooooooooooooooooo!” from the newly-reconstituted Vader upon hearing his brides’ fate. Which, fortunately, almost certainly frees us from the possibilty of “Bride of the Sith,” something we cannot assume Lucas would not otherwise attempt.
Also, Chewbacca? What is this, the world’s smallest universe? And what’s with the Wookies doing Tarzan yodels?
This whole affair makes us want to create the Star Wars Suck Scale, which we offer below.
The Star Wars Suck Scale
Being a revisitation of the relative quality of Lucas’ plodding epic.
- The Empire Strikes Back. Honestly, it’s the only decent film of the lot. It’s also the only one with its head firmly above water here.
- Star Wars, which frankly finishes this high only because of its cultural touchstone status. Lucas’ direction was crap even in 1977. Unfortunately, too, this represents the last vaguely acceptable filmmaking effort. All below here are in suck territory.
- Return of the Jedi, which appears inordinately proud of its “best of the suck” position — a position it gains only for being associated with the top two finishers, really. I mean, c’mon, EWOKS? And ANOTHER Death Star? You’re not even trying, Georgie.
- Revenge of the Sith. There’s a huge drop here, but not as big as the drop before we get to…
- Attack of the Clones. Blissfully free of what-Lucas-did-to-Liam Neeson — and mercifully low on Binks-ism — this one only barely edges out the worst of all.
- The Phantom Menace. Never have so many waited so long for something so awful.
BTW: If you’re gonna post whining about spoilers above, don’t bother. In fact, here’s some more:
- Sidious == Palpatine (oh, like that’s a shocker)!
- Anakin turns into DARTH VADER!
- Padme gives birth to twins — LUKE AND LEIA!
- Rosebud was his SLED!
- Bruce Willis was DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!
- That chick in “The Crying Game” IS A MAN!
Brilliant
JWZ points us at this meatspace virtual wireframe simulation of the famous computer graphics demo. Don’t miss the video. (Local copy here.)
Media Matters Matters
Today’s gem: Top Ten Filibuster Myths, where “myths” means “lies the GOP wants you to believe.” Read.
So terribly, terribly wrong.
We here at Heathen would like to apologize for whatever part we had in enabling the creation of this.
Ha!
Joey points out the Best. Headline. EVAR.
Two Down
Pay attention. Newsweek is now retracting a story that was apparently true (even the former Army chaplain said so in 2002 — and he was quoting the camp’s head honcho), and they’ve done it not because of riots in Afghanistan, but because the White House asked them to, which is so astoundingly inappropriate as to boggle the mind. As Josh points out, this means the Administation has effectively domesticated both Newsweek and CBS at this point. With Fox already firmly in their pocket and PBS in their sights, they’re well on their way to neutering the press.
As Bill Moyers said, a democracy can die of too many lies. Or, as Rude Pundit puts it: “This is a blood game, and, motherfuckers, if you’re not doing the cutting, you’re the ones bleeding to death.”
Because QA is important, dammit.
Even for pants. Check out the “Technology” section to review their array of pant-distressing robots. The “Experiments” are worth reviewing as well.
Dept. of Jokes Only A Few People Will Get
More evidence that we heathen are powerful geeky
Joel on Software makes us laugh with this:
[…] That’s because j might be of a type that has operator* overloaded and it does something terribly witty when you try to multiply it.
And now for something completely different
(Click for full-size; cribbed from Accordian Guy, apropos of nothing.)
Read This
Atrios pointed out this editorial from Molly Bingham, who spent much of last year trying to figure out exactly who the resistance is in Iraq. Where are they from? What do they want? Why do they fight? Looking into that issue forces examination of more than just the resistance, and it’s those realizations that create the insights in the editorial. Just read it.
Brilliant
Ol’ Diz outdoes himself: David Mamet’s Rejected Dialog Work for “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”.
(Which reminds us were were considering seeing the Alley’s version of Glengarry Glen Ross, but frankly why bother when there’s a version in New York with a cast to knock your socks off?)
Remember that volunteer army concept?
Down on your recruiting numbers? Just tell your recruiting target that they have to enlist or you’ll have them arrested!
Never mind that whole “war” thing; there’s some chick in Georgia who skipped out on her wedding!
David Sirota on the growing failure of American journalism.
More on the useless jackasses in Washington
Portions of the so-called Real ID act — which is a bad idea anyway — purport to prohibit Judicial review. We figure they’re not just stupid — I mean, nobody sleeps through ALL of civics and still finds a seat in Congress — so we’re forced to conclude this is quite simply an overt statement of contempt for the Constitution, separation of powers, and the rule of law.
In which we clear the decks
Here’s some crap we’ve been meaning to post. Now that we’re done with work for the evening and Mrs Heathen To Be is out art-car-painting, we’ve settled in with the new NIN (verdict so far: “Eh, but then again how long could YOU be that angry?”) and some Knob Creek to Take Care of Bidniss. To Wit:
- Here’s a fine gallery of pulp covers; where else will you find the cover art for “5 Beds to Mecca?”
- You know how we keep pointing out what evil goatfuckers this Administration is? Yeah, well, here’s more.
- If you’re anything like me, that last one left you pissed off, so go ahead on and smack this guy around a bit.
- Every single one of you ought to buy and wear one of these.
- Something about this was inevitable: Cooking for Engineers. The recipe representations rule.
Coolest. Lights. EVAR.
We mean it. When Mrs Heathen To Be sees these, we suspect an order may happen.
We love this guy
Fred explains the whole East Waynesville thing, and in so doing reveals why, if pressed, we still cop to being “Baptist.” (Hint: the SBC isn’t really Baptist anymore.)