This artifact is from one wherein Jack Chick read way too much H. P. Lovecraft.
Yearly Archives: 2003
Neat.
Peter Jackson cast 34-year-old Royd Tolkien, J.R.R.’s great-grandson, to play a minor role (a Gondorian Ranger) in Return of the King.
Whither Carnivale?
HBO’s Carnivale concluded its first season last Sunday, and HBO wants to know what you think. The survey is short; if you like the show, give it a go.
Hey, it’s Friday. I don’t have to be outraged ALL the time
Here’s some cool stuff that happened this week:
- I saw the last Matrix flick, which I actually enjoyed. I’m sure the fact that I saw it at a pseudo-art-house theater with 4 other people while sipping a Diet Coke I spike with Jack Daniel’s had something to do with my positive opinion of the film, of course.
- Erin and I watched Pirates of the Caribbean, which is an awful lot of fun. No kidding.
- I completed the trifecta of film by seeing the aforementioned Bruce Campbell flick Bubba Ho-Tep. FfffanTAStic.
- I upgraded my Powerbook to Panther, which is definitely worth the bucks if only for the speed increase and Expose.
- I picked up two excellent Christmas gifts, about which I expect the recipients will be pleased.
- I finally gave in and bought the Outkast record, which is really fine.
Why the trees will win
Excellent photo via BoingBoing.
At last, an absurd story about Fundamentalists that isn’t in the South
Fundies in Presque Isle, Maine have created a curriculum for their schools that bans instruction about non-Christian cultures. Like, say, the Greeks, which would presumably hamper efforts to teach the history of democracy, or science, or math, or just about anything. On the plus side, at least for the Fundies, it’s sure to produce a crop of kids utterly incapable of critical thoughts.
Of course, they’ll also be incapable of algebra and have no notion of “zero,” so there you go.
Pentagon Fires Guantanamo Defense Team
From the Guardian:
So they’ll get ’em lawyers, but only if they don’t attempt to zealously represent their clients? Oh, those wacky Pentagon types!
Were the GOP’s strongarm tactics on Medicare bribery?
Tim Noah at Slate thinks so, and he’s got a point. Rep. Nick Smith (R-Mich) said last month that someone on the House floor threatened to cut his son’s campaign funds (presumably from RNC) if he didn’t support the bill. Curiously, the DOJ has shown no interest in the case.
Ha!
Do this:
- Go to Google (new window)
- Search for “miserable failure”
- Hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Dept. of Headlines We Like
From today’s Houston Chronicle: “Fran’s Fight: Dismal year has A&M coach battling to stay afloat.”
Weasel.
Dissent and Protest Now Illegal in Miami
Or it at least seems that way. In yet another city, the police attack unarmed protesters with overwhelming force for little if any reason.
The Far Right probably loves this, but ask the soldiers in harm’s way
We’re in desperate need of Arabic translators in our military and intelligence services.
But only if they’re straight. Think about this for a minute: additional Arabic expertise could very well save lives in Iraq and elsewhere. Better intelligence analysis pre-9/11 could have given us critical and disaster-averting data. We’ve got people trained at the Defense Language Institute (viewed by many as the best language school in the world) who want to serve their country in this capacity.
But in the last 2 years, DOD has discharged 37 linguists from DLI for being gay at a time when we need precisely those skills. Damn, that is seriously fucked up.
Typical.
The Bush administration demanded heavy secrecy measures on Gen. Wesley Clark’s upcoming testimony in the war-crimes trial of Slobodan Milosevic. These measures were not in place for the testimony of other high-ranking officials (Madeline Albright, for example). Joshua Marshall wonders if this is intended to keep Clark out of the spotlight, or just another example of Bush & co.’s ongoing contempt for international law.
Dept. of Neglected Categories
It’s been a while since I posted a genuine kook, so here’s Marissa Marchant, a New York based “musician” with a drastically inflated sense of both her talent and the value of her output.
Just Plain Cool
How about a Digital Sundial? (Via Blog-Fu)
Dept. of Strange Bedfellows
When the American Library Association and Phyllis Schlafly’s Eagle Forum agree that something is a bad idea, you know something ugly is being proposed. Check out H.R. 3261: Database and Collections of Information Misappropriation Act; believe it or not, Schlafly’s commentary is pretty clear on the subject. This is a bad, bad, bad idea.
Krugman on Diebold
The Times’ Paul Krugman provides an excellent summary of the Diebold mess thus far (NYT link; use nogators/nogators, and remember it’ll go away in a few days, so read quickly).
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”
An unnamed British Airways pilot is said to have glimpsed Air Force One over the Atlantic:
BA Pilot: Did I just see Air Force one?
Air Force One: (Identifying self) Gulfstream 5.
(pause)
BA Pilot: Oh.
The pilot has not come forward, so he’s the only one who knows who he is. BA has no idea.
I wish this surprised me
Talkleft points out this ABCNews story on the release of some of the Gitmo detainees. Why are we letting some of them go, you ask?
The U.S. Supreme Court, in a case involving two Britons, two Australians and 12 Kuwaitis, has agreed to decide if foreign nationals can use U.S. courts to challenge their incarceration at the base. [. . .] According to Time, activities leading toward release of the 140 prisoners have accelerated since the Supreme Court agreed to hear the case. It said U.S. officials had concluded some detainees were kidnapped for reward money offered for al Qaeda and Taliban fighters.
Yep; some folks in Afghanistan said “hey, these are bad guys!”, so we took ’em to Gitmo and paid the bounty with no apparent regard for the veracity of our local warlords’ claims, and in doing so jailed innocents for two years. Great. I’m so fucking proud.
Time’s feature is online as well.
Happy Birthday To This
Three years ago today I made the first post to Miscellaneous Heathen. I’d been distributing amusing bits via a private mail list, and decided it was time to move the operation to a Blog.
Late 2000 was towards the end of a period of time I refer to as my “near wealth experience;” I was still working for a vaguely profitable Internet software consultancy, and still had a big pile of founder’s stock, and it was still worth a lot of money on paper. So, I guess, was I.
Of course, all that stock was illiquid, and the value vanished entirely in the next year as the economy slowed to a crawl. We took a big deal with a major Texas-based, star-themed oil company, which then decided not to live up to its contractual obligations, thereby putting us in a bit of a bind. Add to this an unfortunate acquisition, and that was all she wrote.
As the firm circled the drain, though, I had a consulting job and little to do, which was a great environment for encouraging thoughts like “hey, how about a Blog?” The rest, they say, is history.
Let it not be said that I won’t say something nice when it’s warranted
President Bush made a surprise visit to troops in Iraq today for Thanksgiving dinner. This is easily the classiest act of his absurd presidency. Good job. I don’t like much that this guy has done, but this is at the top of that short list.
Great article on Digital Rights Management
EDNMagazine is running this mildly technical discussion of various DRM schemes, their problems, their pitfalls, and the whole business model surrounding it. Among other things, they note pretty clearly that there’s really no incentive for electronics makers or consumers to cooperate with these schemes, though the content providers want the schemes to be as restrictive as possible, even to the point of eliminating fair use and casual copying (say, to play the same music in your car and in your home).
They come to a pretty clear conclusion:
Of course, you can always try charging a reasonable price and trusting people to be honest. Just think of all the money you’ll save not having to implement DRM.
Okay, ONE more Jackson bit
This quote is just impossible to ignore. From a New York Times piece (link rot is certain; NYT are awful that way):
By any stretch, Mr. Jackson, who is 45, must be considered wealthy. But according to accounts of his close advisers and industry friends and court records, he is also an extravagant spender whose wealth is being consumed by an appetite for monkeys, Ferris wheels and surgery.
No comment.
Happy Thanksgiving, courtesy of Frank:
Politics as usual, or criminal acts?
A member of Orrin Hatch’s staff has been suspended for “improperly obtaining” some Democratic computer files that were subsequently leaked to the press. It goes further:
In a related development, The Hill learned yesterday that Sergeant-at-Arms William Pickle had hired a renowned counter-espionage and anti-terrorism expert to join the investigation of the alleged theft of internal Democratic documents from a committee computer system. The Hill
Committee Republicans, of course, oppose any wider investigation. I wonder why? Josh Marshall’s TPM has more.
Whom will SCO sue next?
SCO has been threatening to sue a high-profile Linux user for some time now, insisting as they do that THEY own the rights to Linux (poppycock, as Gartner has said, among others). An anonymous source is cited today in Linuxworld saying this high-profile target may well be Google, which would be provocative indeed.
Almost certainly a doomed effort, but provocative, at least. The real question is whether Microsoft is involved in this thing somewhere, since we know they loathe Open Source, and we also know they want to buy or destroy Google.
There’s no such thing as the Public Domain anymore
The headline is true: no copyrighted work has passed into the public domain in a long, long time. In fact, nothing copyrighted after Steamboat Willie has behaved as the copyright framers intended and passed into the commons.
Why? In a word, it’s Mickey. Disney and their legislative stooges figure (for the most part accurately) that Americans aren’t paying attention, and won’t mind if they give Disney a few dozen more years of copyright on the Mouse.
The most recent extension, the Sony Bono Copyright Extension Act, prompted a high-profile Supreme Court case (Eldred v. Ashcroft) that unfortunately (but unsurprisingly) went for Disney.
The folks at Illegal Art have posted a new compilation project, Sonny Bono Is Dead, pointing out that the worst part of Mr. Bono lives on in the gradual loss of our cultural commons. Visit to see what copyrighted works would have passed into our collective ownership had their copyright terms not been extended.
Oh, here’s a good idea
The War on Drugs isn’t now, nor has it ever been, going well. What’s the answer? Well, Canada and other countries are experimenting with decriminalizing pot, for one thing. What’s our response? Federal threats for states that consider medical marajuana, and introducing tough new legislation that makes dealing pot more punishable than some violent crime.
Why is my country insane?
Diebold Backs Down
In a shocking move, Diebold has decided not to pursue a DMCA suit against those hosting and linking to its leaked memos. Shocking, but at least slighly encouraging; legal threats such as these shouldn’t be used to stop debate on something as important as our elections.
Interesting
Slacktivist says some interesting things about the production of ethanol, and whether it represents an ecological opportunity or a boondoggle. It’s worth a read.
Bush’s Environmental Scorecard
Via this Slacktivist post, which summarizes an editorial by RFK Jr.
It’s not just civil liberties. It’s not just the environment. It’s not just our international goodwill and prestige. It’s not just our economic situation. It’s not just the erosion of the barrier between church and state. It’s not just the rightward tilt of the Federal bench. It’s all these things.
More trouble for Diebold
Their WinXP-based ATMs already have a worm infection. Raise your hand if this surprises you. (Not.)
Oh Dear God. Say It Ain’t So.
Televisions. Motorcycles. VCRs. Microwaves. Cars. Handheld computers. All things the West used to make, and make well, only to be eclipsed by our friends in Japan.
Unfortunately, we must now add whiskey to that list, since the 20-year-old Nikka Yoichi, distilled in Hokkaido — which is decidedly not in the Highlands, Lowlands, Speyside, or Islay — beat heavyweights such as the Lagavulin 16-year-old and 12-year-olds from Cragganmore and Balvenie in a blind tasting.
My beloved Islay came in second; the 12-year-old Yoichi was third, followed by the Balvenie, the 10-year-old Yoichi (oh! the agony!), and the Cragganmore (which I’ve always felt was overrated anyway).
Frank? This is what we want for Christmas. It’ll drive Lindsey nuts. Of course, it’s also $250 for the one that’s almost old enough to drink itself, so I’ll settle for the 12-year-old, which is a paltry $87.
Christmas Music So Good I Don’t Care If It’s Not Thanksgiving Yet
The Blind Boys of Alabama have a Christmas disc out. It’s absolutely astounding. Guests include Solomon Burke, Chrissie Hynde, Richard Thompson, Aaron Neville, Mavis Staples, as well as TOM WAITS and GEORGE CLINTON.
Don’t miss this one. I got mine at a great local record shop. Fred hasn’t got a website that I can see, or I’d point you there. In any case, it’s called “Go Tell It On The Mountain”; Peter Gabriel’s Real World Records is the label (which (thank God (HDANCN?)) has nothing at all to do with beautiful, vapid, self-absorbed twentysomethings screaming, whining, and misbehaving in absurdly well decorated apartments).
You can buy it online via either the Blind Boys’ site, or the label site, which curiously uses frames so I can’t link directly to the page in question.
Proof of a just, loving God with a tremendous sense of humor
Idiot injured at Klan initiation. See, they shoot guns into the air in celebration, apparently unaware of the implications of things like, you know, gravity.
PATRIOT II Creeps In
Congress has approved a new measure that extends the FBI’s domestic surveilance powers. It was tacked on to an intelligence spending bill.
Congress approved a bill on Friday that expands the reach of the Patriot Act, reduces oversight of the FBI and intelligence agencies and, according to critics, shifts the balance of power away from the legislature and the courts. A provision of an intelligence spending bill will expand the power of the FBI to subpoena business documents and transactions from a broader range of businesses — everything from libraries to travel agencies to eBay — without first seeking approval from a judge. (Emph. mine.) Wired News
Oversight? Checks and balances? What are those? This. Has. Got. To. Stop.
You knew it was coming
We’re sure most longtime Heathen readers are simply stunned that we have yet to address the Michael Jackson situation. Where is the snark? Where are the rude jokes?
Well, frankly, up until yesterday, we viewed the entire affair as beneath us. Then we were directed to what may be the definitive resource concerning the evolution of Mr. Jackson’s “face,” presented here without additional comment. Enjoy.
Pork on Parade
An article in the Washington Post details the orgy of spending the GOP is pushing through Congress before concluding the 2003 session. The deficit is out of control, spending is way, way, up, and revenues are being cut. What part of this is “fiscally conservative?”
Dept. of Vaguely Creepy Developments
In January, it will be possible to buy genetically engineered pets.
Every day, it seems more and more like we’re living in a William Gibson novel. Or maybe one by P. K. Dick.
More on Electronic Voting
The Sacramento Bee has a great article on one of Heathen’s favorite subjects; it’s worth your time. Unless something changes quickly, our voting systems will be crimiinally insecure and unverifiable, with no audit trail. The worse case scenario is not a repeat of Florida in 2000: it’s never having the option to recount or review an election in any meaningful way.
On the upcoming Republican attack ads
Advance reviews suggest these will be on the form of “those against Bush are for the Terrorists” & etc., just as we’ve seen since 9/11. Slacktivist, as always, has some excellent things to say.
He’s not electable, but that means he’s got little to lose
Dennis Kucinich has weighed in on Diebold’s actions w.r.t. copyright law and their leaked memos on his Congressional website.
(In case you’re behind: Diebold memos illustrating that they know how absurdly bad their voting systems are surfaced on the Internet; rather than challenge their authenticity, Diebold has tried to use the DMCA to force ISPs to remove the pages in question in an attempt to coverup their incompetentcy.)
One of my favorite things about Johnny Cash
In 1998, his second album with Rick Rubin (Unchained) won a Grammy for Best Country Album, this after he’d been dropped by Columbia and considered washed-up by the marketing drones of Music Row in Nashville. See, Johnny wasn’t a buff twangy guy in a hat and Wranglers, and that’s what they wanted to sell. To hear folks like Steve Earle, Lyle Lovett, and Robbie Fulks tell it, that’s still all they’re interested in selling.
In appreciation of the “support” Cash’s records had received from Country radio (despite critical and commercial success with the pop & rock audience), Rubin and Cash published an advertisement in Billboard based on the (in)famous photo of Cash at right. Click the picture to see the ad (new window).
Said Willie Nelson at the time, “John speaks for all of us.”
In case you’re following the SCO-IBM-Linux debacle
SCO’s claims of ownership of Linux — and their “license or litigate” tactics — haven’t impressed IT analysis/research firm Gartner. According to them, we ought to assume SCO is going to be laughed out of court, and should therefore not even consider paying the “license” for Linux that SCO is brazenly insisting everyone now needs. They also note, for the record, how SCO has managed to convince Boies to entertain their abuse of the tort system: lots and lots of money, much of it in the form of stock.
Excellent. I’m shocked anyone would really take SCO’s claims seriously once they examine the issue; it’s good to see someone of Gartner’s stature calling SCO, Boies, and McBride on their bullshit.
What if Peckinpah had been German and made industrial safety films?
Longtime Heathen Mohney points out what must be the best damn forklift safety video ever.
(In German; 6.9MB Windows Media)
Deep down, of course, I suspect even Myers knows this is true.
So there’s a movie adaptation of The Cat in the Hat. I’m sure you’ve heard. It stars Mike Myers. You probably know that, too.
Ty Burr of the Boston Globe confirms what you almost certainly suspect about this movie. A sample:
At one point in “The Cat in the Hat,” the Cat, played by Mike Myers, is mistaken for a pinata by a group of children at a birthday party. One by one, they line up to smack him, and the scene culminates with a husky lad swinging a baseball bat directly into the unfortunate feline’s cojones. That’s a remarkably precise metaphor for what this movie does to the memory of Dr. Seuss. If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel’s body and hung it from a tree, they couldn’t have desecrated the man more.
Ouch. Of course, Myers, et. al., will likely cry all the way to the bank.
Salon Interview with Max Cleland
Max Cleland was, until the last election, one of Georgia’s two Senators. A triple-amputee due to wounds sustained in Vietnam, was hounded out of office by his GOP opponent who tried to equate him with Saddam and Osama for questioning some changes made to the Homeland Security bill; there are still some questions surrounding his loss.
Fortunately for all of us, Cleland has stayed active. He wrote an essay for Salon in September attacking the Administration’s failure to plan for postwar Iraq; the essay concludes with “Welcome to Vietnam, Mr. President. Sorry you didn’t go when you had the chance.” Score one for Max.
He’s also one of the ten commissioners serving on the independent panel investigating the 9/11 attacks — a commission the White House has resisted at every turn for reasons so far unknown.
Today, Salon’s running an interview with Cleland. It’s worth your time, no matter what you think of the war.
Everyone Berenger knows is turning into a rhinoceros.
Infernal Bridegroom opens Eugene Ionesco’s Rhinoceros tonight; you should go see it.
Ionesco’s absurdist riff on conformity, alienation, and, well, pachyderms is an awful lot of fun to watch. Really, what’s not to like about people turning into rhinos? This production is the first dramatic piece directed by IBP founding member Tamarie Cooper, and she’s done a fine, fine job. Troy Schulze and Kyle Sturdivant turn in truly standout performances, but the whole cast is strong in material that’s not by any stretch easy. It’s well worth your time; I promise it’s not too weird.
Shows happen at 8:00 Thursday ($10), Friday ($12), and Saturday ($15) nights through December 13 (no show on Thanksgiving). The special opening-weekend rate, good only on the 21st and 22nd, is $5.99; you can’t beat that.
The Axiom is at 2524 McKinney, behind/east of George R. Brown Convention Center. For reservations, call IBP at (713) 522-8443.
Dept. of Cool OS X Software
I’m a clutter person. This is not news to anyone who knows me. It’s ordered clutter, mostly, but sometimes not. This extends to my digital environment as well as my physical one; in addition to scraps of paper on my actual desk, I use a program called Stickies to mimic the behavior of Post-Its on my computer desktop.
Okay, make that “mimic the behavior of LOTS AND LOTS of Post-Its.”
The problem with Stickies is, well, it’s very basic. You can set color and font, and you can minimize each note down to a single line, but there’s no way to group related notes, or view only a certain set, or make sub-notes, or anything like that. Real organization is almost impossible with more than a few notes.
This fuels the clutter, and in a bad way; I have several notes that include include arcane command lines for doing this or that on our production machines, or for constructing elaborate SQL statements, for example, but they’re mixed in with notes listing books I want to remember to read, or links I should visit, directions to people’s houses not yet transferred to my Palm, or even half-written posts for this very weblog.
Yesterday, though, I found VoodooPad, a new and very inexpensive OS X tool ($19.95). The description on the site was very promising, so I downloaded a test version limited to 15 pages per file. Fair enough, I started playing. A VoodooPad document is a sequence of linked pages, which makes it very, very easy to organize little bits of information on an ad hoc basis. Creating a link is dead easy (I’m honestly not sure how it could be easier). I went from experimenting to actively moving my Stickies into it in about 2 minutes; by the time I hit the limit, there was no doubt I was giving them the twenty bucks, and now I don’t have fifty-eleven Stickies on my desktop anymore.
If you’re on OS X, DEFINITELY check this out. (Mohney, I’m talkin’ to you, too; it’s sort of like a hypertext authoring tool, but much easier to deal with.)
Not that I expect much of you watch FoxNews
The Murdoch-Media is apparently all aflutter over a memo supposedly establishing once and for all that Saddam and Osama were in cahoots, and have been for years, and that we’ve known it all along. Predictably, Murdoch’s machine is all over this, though the rest of the media have essentially ignored the story, and for good reason.
Why? Well, rather than explain it all again here, I’ll point you to our friends at Talking Points Memo (that post and this one)and Slacktivist, who enumerate a wealth of reasons why this isn’t the slam dunk it may appear to be. For one thing, even the Pentagon is saying it’s not proof of a link.