Excellent, but sure to piss off at least somebody

Mark Morford, a columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle explains how important “Protection from Pornography Week” is, or was. An excerpt:

After all, porn ruins families. And communities. And children. And puppies. And the upholstery. This is the government line. This is what they would like you to believe. This is why they invented Protection from Pornography Week. Because you need to know They Care. They are on guard. Because you, as always, are under attack. Here is the message: Despite how porn is a multibillion-dollar, record-breaking, insanely popular, widely accepted, gigglingly discussed, generally harmless, often exceedingly sexy and fun and unstoppable force of skin and fake orgasm and cheesy background music and money shots and thrust thrust thrust, it doesn’t really matter. It is pure evil, they say. And it’s coming for your children. Unless, you know, it’s not. Unless porn remains merely that beloved slippery devil so reviled by every sanctimonious group in modern history, that final frontier of bogus moralism and excessive alarmism and puffed-chest indignation and oh my God who pray who will save the children. Statistics are of little use over at the official government PPW site. They do not talk about anything so frivolous as details, such as the porn biz raking in upward of $12 billion per annum, which is more than ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox combined. Or that the combined subscriber base of Penthouse and Playboy exceeds that of Newsweek and Time . Or that more money is spent on porn than on, say, church. Or the NFL. Or Starbucks. Or socks.

Heh.

Another Company to Avoid: Belkin

Belkin Routers, according to the Register, are now redirecting some HTTP requests from their owner’s networks to an advertisement for Belkin’s censorware/parental control software. You can opt-out, but it’s still pretty nasty.

Read the original news.admin.net-abuse.email post here, and the follow-up, from the Belkin marketing droid, here. His position seems to be “but you can turn it off!” Uh, right. Routers are supposed to route data, not hijaak my packets so you can advertise at me.

White House to Democrats: No Questions

The White House has announced a new policy on questions from lawmakers, particularly with regard to questions about how it’s spending money.

Now, all such questions must be submitted in writing through the relevant Congressional committees. It is of course a complete coincidence that the chairs of all these committees — and therefore the gatekeepers for all questions — will be Republicans, and that said chairs will be unlikely to forward any Democrat-authored queries to 1600 Pennsylvania.

Lynch Speaks

Former POW Jessica Lynch is now a civilian, and is not shy about speaking her mind in re: the Pentagon’s portrayal of her capture and, in particular, her rescue.

In an ABC interview quoted in this Washington Post story, she says “I’m no hero. . . I’m just a survivor.” She also laments the over-dramatic rescue coverage (“Yeah, I don’t think it happened quite like that”) and expresses her irritation at being used as the Pentagon’s poster soldier.

CNN covers the same interview, as does the New York Times, which includes this quote, absent from the other two stories:

“From the time I woke up in that hospital, no one beat me, no one slapped me, no one, nothing,” Ms. Lynch told Diane Sawyer, adding, “I’m so thankful for those people, because that’s why I’m alive today.”

It would have been very, very easy for her to just accept and support the Pentagon’s initial version — a blonde Rambo bravely fighting off Iraqi hordes, only to be captured and held in an enemy prison hospital, under heavy guard, awaiting her fate until a daring commando rescue spirited her away — instead of telling the truth, especially in light of the gung-ho war effort. There were no other survivors from her group; hers would be the only voice. It’s impressive that instead of doing so, she tells the truth — that she was terrified, that her gun jammed, that she fired not a shot, that she remembers no mistreatment in the hospital, and that the treatment she did receive saved her life. She thanks her rescuers, too, of course, though she still wonders why they filmed her rescue.

Surely the reason isn’t “calculated PR,” right? I mean, we can completely discount the reports from hospital officials that they attempted to alert US forces of Lych’s whereabouts as soon as she was stable, right? Surely the Pentagon wouldn’t manipulate something like this for public opinion, right?

I just wish I was sure.

Stealing from Mike

Mike points out this link (a post by Linux luminary Doc Seals) that shows what each candidate’s web site is built on. It’s no surprise that the lion’s share run Linux, but I share Mike’s amusement that Sharpton is running Solaris instead of something Free.

The link also includes this quote, which could very well tell you all you need to know about the difference between Microsoft’s servers and Linux/Apache servers:

For what it’s worth, the Republican National Committee is running Microsoft IIS on Windows 2000, while the Democratic National Committee is running Apache on Linux. As of this writing, November 5, 2003, the RNC has an uptime of 4.26 days (maximum of 39.04) and a 90-day moving average of 16.91. The DNC has an uptime of 445.02 days (also the maximum) and a 90-day moving average of 395.38 days. Draw your own conclusions.

Dirty Harry would get one, except I’m pretty sure his ancient wrists wouldn’t take it.

Smith & Wesson has introduced a brand new pistol, the Model 500 S&W Magnum, that reclaims its former title as manufacturer of what Inspector Callahan once called “the most powerful handgun in the world.” Of course, that was more than a quarter century ago, and inflation has taken old. This new beast produces about three times the muzzle energy of that scourge of San Francisco “punks.” Now, I reckon, they’ll need to be that much luckier.

Seriously, though, the sheer engineering challenges here had to be fascinating. The article — from Popular Mechanics, not the gun press — goes into some detail on those points, and it’s pretty interesting.

You know, I was just IN Louisiana, and this surprises me

A Shreveport man has been found guilty of obscenity for selling X-rated tapes to undercover officers. Dan Birman, 23, is the owner of Fantasy Video, and now faces 6 months to 3 years in prison, and a fine of up to $2,500. Lincoln Parish DA Bob Levy appears to be on some sort of Ashcroftian anti-porn crusade, and set out to prove that Shreveport’s community standards don’t allow for explicit sexual behavior on tape. The conviction is on appeal.

Now community standards are notoriously fluid things; I suspect it’s possible to show that question to be settled either way, depending on the evidence brought to trial (how about those in-room motel movie rental records?). The bigger problem here isn’t porn vs. puritans; it’s the fact that the D.A. and the state troopers apparently don’t have enough actual crime to pursue — you know, with victims, and maybe even violence — so they decided on an undercover porn operation. I’m sure the good people of Lincoln parish feel much safer now.

More bad news.

The FCC has approved the controversial Broadcast Flag, ignoring thousands and thousands of protest letters. This is a profoundly bad idea; it puts technological innovation in the hands of the content providers, and strikes another blow against the whole idea of Fair Use (a copyright doctrine the RIAA, MPAA and Broadcasters would dearly love to destroy). It also creates a huge class of “legacy” equipment: for example, a DVD recorder purchased next summer (if the rule stands) won’t be able to create DVDs that will play on your current player.

Coverage:

Fortunately, a legal challenge is already in the works. Keep your fingers crossed, folks.

This Is Being Done In Our Name

And we’ve got to stop it. Maher Arar is a Syrian-born Canadian. Returning to Canada from vacation in Tunis last September, he flew from there to Zurich to New York, intending to continue on to Montreal. US officials detained him in New York, refused his requests for an attorney, would not tell him what charges or allegations resulted in his arrest, and eventually deported him — to SYRIA, where they knew he would be tortured or killed. He was held for over a year in total — ten months in Syria — before finally being released on October 5, thanks to the efforts of his wife and Canadian authorities.

This is his statement. Read it, and try to figure out why our Shining City on the Hill decided to detain a Canadian citizen on nebulous grounds and ultimately — and deliberately — subject him to the treatment they knew Syria would provide.

Dammit.

Longtime Heathen and fellow Mississippi expatriate R.N. called my attention to this entry at Talking Points Memo. Apparently, the Mississippi Secretary of State has already notified Mississippi Attorney General Mike Moore and both Mississippi district US Attorneys about allegations of voter intimidation in minority counties. Here’s a PDF of the letter sent by Secretary Clark.

I’m very glad Clark has taken quick action here, but the fact that he needed to makes me feel ill.

Daily Dab of Diebold

Two bits, actually.

  1. First, the EFF announced today that it’s filing suit against Diebold for abuse of copyright claims; they’ll be representing the Swarthmore students who linked to the leaked memos.
  2. In other news, Wired News is running a story about electronic voting systems that DON’T suck — in Australia. Quotes:
    “Why on earth should (voters) have to trust me — someone with a vested interest in the project’s success?” [Lead engineer Matt Quinn] said. “A voter-verified audit trail is the only way to ‘prove’ the system’s integrity to the vast majority of electors, who after all, own the democracy.”
    And on the wretched security and design of the Diebold system:
    “The only possible motive I can see for disabling some of the security mechanisms and features in their system is to be able to rig elections,” Quinn said. “It is, at best, bad programming; at worst, the system has been designed to rig an election.”

And So It Begins: the 9/11 Blame Game, 2004 Edition

On one hand, we have shameless mouthpiece Condi Rice, insisting in New York (NYT link; use nogators/nogators) that the terror attacks happened because prior administrations didn’t do enough to stop terrorism (odd, by the way, that instead of just naming Clinton, she used a phrase that implicitly damns GHWB as well, not to mention the Gipper himself). Er, right, Condi.

As a counterpoint, I’ll note that Clinton’s attempts at neutralizing Osama bin Laden are frequently held up as “wag the dog” scenarios by the Right, happening as they did during the GOP’s 7-year attempt to remove Clinton from office. Make of this what you will.

On the other hand, we have Paula Zahn being horrified that 9/11 is being used for political gain in this election cycle. Is she talking about Condi Rice? No. She means Wes Clark’s comments:

There is no way this administration can walk away from its responsibility for 9/11. You can’t blame something like this on lower-level intelligence officers, however badly they communicated memos with each other. The buck rests with the commander-in-chief, right on George W. Bush’s desk.

Zahn and her guest, Joe Klein, behave as if the notion of a leader taking responsibility for events that happen on his watch comes straight from Red China, or at least Mars. They say nothing, of course, of the aforementioned “not my fault” claim from Rice, and conveniently fail to mention the fact that the Bush White House has done everything in its power to avoid cooperating with the Congressional 9/11 investigation. An inciteful analysis of this little bit can be had at the oft-cited, always compelling Slacktivist.

Who’s politicizing 9/11? Tell me again: which president’s go-it-alone, isolationist, we-ought-not-be-nation-building policies ruled the roost until September 10? You do the math. Obviously the truly responsible parties are (a) atomized bits languishing in Fishkill; and (b) Osama bin Laden, whereabouts unknown. However, the buck does stop at 1600 Pennsylvania. He doesn’t get blame, but as our President he is expected to take responsibility. To do so would be a mark of character, which heretofore has been something that mattered to the GOP. Instead, we get the behavior Slacktivist describes here:

To this very day, the Bush administration is stonewalling the commission led by Tom Kean, the Republican former governor of New Jersey. This determined refusal to investigate smells rotten — it stinks of corruption, complicity and an utter rejection of adult responsibility.

Please God No.

Microsoft apparently tried to buy Google. For their part, Brin & co. appear more likely to go the IPO route (they’re famously still private), should they decide the time is right for some sort of payoff.

As you may or may not know, Google runs entirely on Linux.

And these are the folks supposedly protecting us

The Justice Department has been trying for quite some time to prevent the release of an independent workforce diversity study. It finally turned loose of the document this week, though nearly half of it was redacted.

Nobody told Justice, however, that the format they released it in (PDF Image+Text) retained the redacted portions, so now the whole thing is available via MemoryHole. Clever, aren’t they? (Calpundit coverage).

Widely reported, but still hilarious

According to an interview with Simpsons creator Matt Groening, Fox News threatened to sue the makers of the Simpsons, a show broadcast by sister company Fox Entertainment. At issue was the Simpsons’ portrayal of Fox News in the show, which included a number of satirical headlines in the “crawl” (e.g., “Do Democrats cause cancer? . . . Rupert Murdoch: Terrific dancer . . . Study: 92 percent of Democrats are gay . . . Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple…”). Fox News denies the story, but it certainly has the ring of truth.

Just to piss them off.

The White House has proclaimed 26 October through 1 November Protection from Pornography Week 2003. Whether this has anything to do with Fox’s Skin isn’t clear, though it appears to be failing miserably on its own (Ron Silver should know better).

In celebration of defiance thereof, I offer the following not-safe-for-work links:

Additionally, I’ll point out that I’m spending the weekend in New Orleans, and that strip clubs are almost certainly part of the plan (it being a bachelor party and all that). I’m just doing my part for family values, kids. No need to thank me.

It’s hard to be proud of where I’m from when they keep doing shit like this.

GOP bigwig and almost-certain Mississippi governor Haley Barbour is busily wrapping himself in the Confederate Battle Flag via his campaign literature, no doubt to appeal to those who see removing the symbol from the state flag as creeping Yankee-ism. Many in the state (two years ago, the vote was 2 to 1 to keep the current state flag) continue to insist that it’s a symbol of “heritage, not hate,” and that it’s tied to Southern history and not the war specifically.

This is, of course, absurdly wrong. The battle flag wasn’t used until the South took up arms against the Union and its Constitution. It’s not about State’s Rights (an argument which seems to suggest that states need not honor the Bill of Rights). It’s not about heritage. It’s about a war fought over slavery, and our ancestors seemed to think owning people was a good idea — or, at least, they wanted to fight for their right to do so.

The most stunning thing to me is how hell-bent some folks seem on keeping the battle flag despite how offensive it is to a huge percentage of Americans and Mississippians. Even if the heritage argument held water, it’s still indisputably a flag tied directly to a treasonous regime dedicated to positions such as this:

Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea [i.e., opposing the notion that all men are created equal – ed]; its foundations are laid, its cornerstone rests upon the great truth, that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery — subordination to the superior race — is his natural and normal condition. March, 1861 speech by CSA VP Alexander Stephens, cited here.

Given that, what do we gain by insisting on its continued presence on our flags? And what do we lose? And what would our mommas say about us clinging to this battle flag despite the distress it causes the decendents of those same slaves? What does this say about us? And what does Barbour’s cynical use of it, and almost certain success therein, say about my home state?

I want to be proud of Mississippi. I really do. But issues like Barbour and the battle flag make it damned hard to convince outsiders that my home state isn’t full of unreconstructed racists.

This is really damn cool.

SawStop is a system that allows a table saw to figure out the difference between wood and your finger, and stop the blade in FIVE MILLISECONDS if it notices the latter. As they say, that’s difference between needing a band-aid and needing a hand surgeon. Amazing.

So I went away for the weekend. Sue me.

Upon my return, though, I offer this OMNIBUS post:

  • Geek Tattoos. Lots of Atari logos. And, God help him, an AMD K6 logo.
  • Mel Gibson’s Jesus struck by lightning; perhaps it’s an editorial comment?
  • The White House’s web site has taken steps to keep search engines from indexing content about Iraq, which presumably will make it harder to compare what they say NOW to what they said THEN. Ick.
  • READ THIS ONE: Excerpts from the Diebold memos surrounding the 2000 Presidential election. Hint: we may already be in trouble with these things.
  • You know those Weapons of Mass Destruction we were SURE Iraq had? We still can’t find any evidence of ’em.
  • Oddly, organizations that disagree with the Bush Administration’s abstinence-only education plan keep getting investigated by the government.
  • Twelve states and several cities are suing the EPA over Bush’s changes to the Clean Air Act making it easier for plants to upgrade faciliites without reducing pollution.

Your Rights Are Evaporating

Hollywood, Inc., is about to win another battle in the war on Fair Use and flexible technology. The FCC is set to approve something called the Broadcast Flag, which will require that personal computers and other devices contain technology to block unauthorized copying of copyrighted content. This will make just about every existing computer and operating system illegal, and is unlikely to sit well with just about anybody who isn’t Jack Valenti. The Electronic Frontier Foundation — a fine organization you should support — has coverage here and provides a way for you to make your voice heard here. The Washington Post‘s Jonathan Krim summarizes the issue in a column from a week ago.

Read. Act.

Dept. of Very Odd Premises

You see, Elvis actually switched places with an Elvis impersonator, and is still living in a retirement home in Texas, where his best friend is an elderly black man convinced he’s the real JFK; together, they battle an ancient Egyptian monster menacing the Shady Rest Home.

No, I’m not kidding. It’s even in IMDB. Starring Bruce Campbell as Elvis and Ossie Davis as JFK.

I am so there. It’s playing now in limited release, where it’s apparently doing very, very well. Houston’s at the end of the list (December 12), but it opens this weekend in Austin (guess where) and, of course, Memphis.

Jerry Orbach Uber Alles

From Die Puny Humans, Warren Ellis’ blog:

When they’re not around, I put the TV on. Purely out of curiosity, you understand. Up here, we can snatch some forty thousand channels out of the air. Most of them, of course, are still showing CSI and LAW AND ORDER. There are twelve different channels showing LAW AND ORDER 24 hours a day. In some countries, Jerry Orbach has become a cargo-cult figure. They don’t understand the language or much of the situations. They comprehend only that Jerry Orbach is immortal. They watch and divine from the show that he outlives the young gods who are selected to be his assistants. Criminals fall. DAs change. Assistants fade away. Jerry Orbach is forever. Jerry Orbach is, in fact, some kind of avenging God-King who will hunt and incarcerate Scum until the end of time.

Diebold Responds

A trade group representing Diebold & others is working on a PR offensive designed to counter critics’ charges that the machines are unreliable, insecure, and tailor-made to facilitate election fraud. This, presumably, in lieu of manufacturing a secure, auditable system that we could, you know, TRUST. From the story:

David Dill, a computer science professor at Stanford University who runs a website called VerifiedVoting.org , said: “The voting machine industry doesn’t have a PR problem. It has a technology problem. It is impossible to determine whether their machines, in their current form, can be trusted with our elections.” Instead of trying to convince people the machines are safe, the industry should fix the technology and restore public confidence by “making the voting process transparent, improving certification standards for the equipment and (ensuring) there is some way to do a recount if there is a question about an election,” Dill said.

In a surprise move, however, Diebold has reversed its position on issuing paper receipts to voters.

Of course, our “liberal media” is essentially silent on the issue

I hate to keep baning the Diebold voting machine danger drum, but dammit, it’s important. The Independent has a great story on the direction voting technology is taking in this country, and how dangerous it is to the very idea of one man, one vote. READ IT. A sample:

The vote count was not conducted by state elections officials, but by the private company that sold Georgia the voting machines in the first place, under a strict trade-secrecy contract that made it not only difficult but actually illegal – on pain of stiff criminal penalties – for the state to touch the equipment or examine the proprietary software to ensure the machines worked properly. There was not even a paper trail to follow up.

If that doesn’t scare the bejesus out of you, I don’t know what will.

O’Reilly Attacks Cronkite

Bill O’Reilly, in what can only be viewed as self-parody, is attacking Walter Cronkite’s credibility in his current Talking Points column, as Cronkite had the temerity to oppose the war in an op-ed piece. Un-fucking-believable.

This isn’t debate. This is the stifling of debate. O’Reilly represents all those for whom actual thought and analysis — and nuance! — are simply too much trouble. His attack here boils down, essentially, to calling Cronkite a liberal, that overused-unto-meaninglessness all-purpose attack code word signaling to his followers that they need not bother reading or understanding Cronkite’s point of view. There was a time when a lesser broadcaster would have been ashamed of such a public display of ignorance; today, though, it’s an opportunity to further ingratiate oneself to the lowest common denominator that is Fox’s primary demographic.

. . . it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
(Macbeth)

Possibly the best letter to the Editor ever.

This, from the Opelousas (LA) Daily World, under the header “Voters should decide for themselves:”

In Louisiana’s tradition of endorsement in a runoff, voters need to be wise and decide for themselves the way you want to vote for the D’s or the R’s. Some of the soothsayers are guessing a winner. It shall come at a time when the Lord shall cut off soothsayers. Michah 5-12. My grandfather was an immigrant and bought land at Bayou Rouge north of Palmetto for 5 cents an acre. In this region, there were two floods in 1912 and 1927. There were also four Indian mounds. But the farmers destroyed all but one. We all should know that indians were here before the white man. I have been voting since Roosevelt’s time, but don’t recall an Indian holding office in this state. Maybe if Jindal, the son of an Indian immigrant (not an American Indian), would be elected Louisiana governor, he would build new mounds for the state. In World War II, an Indian named Cloud carried me out of a cargo hole. I was injured at sea in a storm. V.J. Leger
Palmetto

I’m sort of assuming it only makes slightly more sense if you’re actually up-to-date on the local politics of Opelousas, but I could be wrong.

More on Plame, yet again

The Agonist has a great rundown of a variety of stories on the leak investigation, including the ongoing call for a special prosecutor as well as the first public appearance by Plame herself. Novak, of course, continues to hide behind his (negligable) journalistic integrity (never mentioning, of course, his own anger when Mike Spann was “outed” as a CIA operative in the early days of the Afghan war — after he was killed; for Novak, outing the dead is apparently wrong, but the living are fair game).

Easily the best story of the lot is also covered in a Slacktivist post. It seems Bush is really upset about this whole leak thing, and he’s made it clear on no uncertain terms that such leaks from his staff will have serious consequences. How do we know this? To quote the Philadelphia Inquirer:

WASHINGTON -Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush – living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge – told his top officials to “stop the leaks” to the media, or else. News of Bush’s order leaked almost immediately. Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he “didn’t want to see any stories” quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.

A more accurate description of this turn of events is almost certainly “theater for the masses;” they want to look like they’re doing something, when in reality they’re anything but serious about this investigation.

What Bush Means By Protecting Freedom

The White House is using the Secret Service and local police to sequester dissenting voices in “free speech areas” far from motorcades, media, and the public at large at Presidential appearances. Just dissenters, not supporters, mind you.

There is no reasonable justification for this behavior. It’s certainly not safety; do we think a militant anti-Bush nut bent on violence can’t pretend to be a supporter long enough to get closer? I think not. This is about control, about scripting appearances, and about hiding and marginalizing dissent. This is not American. We’re said to be fighting those who “hate freedom,” but what do actions like this suggest about those leading that fight?

Forbes Attacks Intellectual Property Rights

In what can only be described as a journalistic drive-by shooting, Forbes is running a piece about Cisco/Linksys’ trouble with the General Public License. It appears they used GPL code in their commercial products, but are now refusing to follow the terms of said license. This is the “viral” bit that Steve Ballmer has complained about in the past: if you incorporate GPL code into your product, you have to release the product (or at least the software) under the GPL as well.

There’s nothing wrong with this. These are the terms of the license; companies like Cisco and Linksys are free to use said code — and follow the license — or eschew said code and write their own. What they cannot do is use the code and then refuse to hold up their end of the bargain, but the Forbes piece seems to suggest that that’s what they ought to do. This is very, very odd, I think, and not at all what we might expect from what has been in the past a strong magazine.

More discussion at Groklaw (no direct link; the story posted on 10/14).