This discussion of radar detectors gives us the warm feeling of validation, since the Valentine has been the official fuzzbuster of Heathen Central since about 1998 or so.
Monthly Archives: December 2005
Who is Freedom-to-Tinker?
Wired gives us a bit of background on everyone’s favorite anti-DRM duo, Princeton prof Ed Felton and researcher John Halderman.
Halderman, you may recall, is the guy who noticed that Sunncomm’s first stab at copy protection could be circumvented by turning off AutoRun in Windows — or by holding down the shift key when the CD was inserted. He published a paper including this finding, and was promptly threatened with a $10M lawsuit and felony prosecution under the DMCA (the company backed down in the face of widespread outrage).
Felton and Halderman remain the go-to men for information on DRM and copy protection schemes and how they’ll invariably screw up either your CDs or your computer; we here at Heathen love their work and are very thenkful they’re doing it.
Gilmore vs. our Papers-Please government
Wired has a piece on millionaire John Gilmore’s fight against the Feds’ insistence on papers checks when we travel. Even more disturbing is that the actual rule — which isn’t a law — the Feds cite is classified, so they maintain we have to live by it, but they don’t have to show it to us. How’s that again?
So far, the government has refused to show Gilmore the order compelling airlines to ask for identification, saying that the rule is “sensitive security information,” a security designation that was greatly expanded by Congress in 2002, allowing the Transportation Security Administration wide latitude to withhold information from the public.
What We Want for Christmas
Hoopty Rides on The Complete New Yorker.
In which sport is made of MySpace bandwidth thieves
Or, our apache kung-fu is too strong for you, grasshopper.
We have no idea how long Dirty Harry will be standing in for Chet Donnelly, but we do sort of enjoy the fact that the image size totally screws up his layout.
Granted, it’s a small niche
We’re sure that this is the best damn guitar amp in a toaster money can buy. Period.
Need? No, we don’t NEED them, really…
But we really like the idea of magnets strong enough to require warnings.
Beware – you must think ahead when moving these magnets. If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances – and at great speed – to attach themselves to this magnet. If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured. Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be very dangerous. Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these two items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets – our engineers have to do it. This is no joke and we cannot stress it strongly enough – that you must be extremely careful – and know what you’re doing with these magnets. Take Note: Two of the 3″ x 1″ disc magnets can very easily break your arm if they get out of control.
Yours for only $75 each.
Just because we like the phrase
“Convertible Lumberjack.” He turns into a werewolf, natch.
MH3K
This is Heathen’s 3,000th post. Enjoy.
Things Watched On Sunday Due to Hangover Of Which We Are, In Retrospect, Ashamed
“Chupacabra: Dark Seas,” on SciFi. Synopsis: A chupacabra! On a cruise ship! With Giancarlo Esposito as a crazy scientist! And John Rhys-Davies as the captain!
It’s as if they’re going out of their way to make horrible film after horrible film over there. We’ve seen better student films. We’ve seen better films made by toddlers. We’ve seen better films made by chupacabras, or at least we theorize that primitive bloodsucking animals with no language or culture could not possibly do worse than this.
From the IMDB review of this goatsucker: “
By a stroke of sheer coincidence, a Marshall is on board, investigating some money that went missing from the ship’s safe. He’s posing as an insurance salesman (“Lady, I’m the best insurance you’ve got…”). Other scintillating characters include the captain (John Rhys-Davies, and sadly his dignity is the first victim of the film), his tae-bo instructor daughter …
No, we are not making this up.
Nice one, BellSouth
Via BoingBoing:
Hours after New Orleans officials announced Tuesday that they would deploy a city-owned, wireless Internet network in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, regional phone giant BellSouth Corp. withdrew an offer to donate one of its damaged buildings that would have housed new police headquarters, city officials said yesterday. According to the officials, the head of BellSouth’s Louisiana operations, Bill Oliver, angrily rescinded the offer of the building in a conversation with New Orleans homeland security director Terry Ebbert, who oversees the roughly 1,650-member police force.
Historical Mashup Goodness
Coolest. Stamps. EVAR.
Superheros. Dude, they’ve got Plastic Man!
Try to say this with a straight face. We dare you.
It’s like they think nobody’s paying attention. In this AP story about AG-for-Torture Gonzales defending the Texas redistricting decision, we find this quote from some DoJ spokesdrone:
“All decisions made by the Justice Department involve thoughtful rigorous analysis of the law,” said spokeswoman Tasia Scolinos. “There is no place for politics in this process and to suggest otherwise is unfortunate and just plain wrong.”
Sure, Tasia. And in any minute, monkeys are gonna fly out of my ass.
Worst. Clip. EVAR.
Conan likes to play clips from “Walker, Texas Ranger.” This one, featuring a very young Haley Joel Osment, may hurt you. (Via MeFi)
More on the corruption in North Carolina
They’re trying to defend their illegal certification of the Diebold election-stealing machines.
Geek Pride
We’re pretty sure we don’t want these, but it makes us happy that they exist.
We do wonder, though: If we got them, would we be entitled to a saving throw when pulled over?
Holiday Foolishness
Lindsey wonders if you’ve seen Sixteen Serious Questions Raised by Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
Best. Sign. Ever.
Via BoingBoing, this sign includes some delightful “translations,” such as “Have no the adult the child that look after with the old man prohibition against the next sea swimming”. Right.
Dept. of Mrs. Heathen’s Justified Predjudices
Mrs. H’s longtime aversion to all things Creed is well documented; we have, occasionally, suggested that perhaps they’re not all THAT awful, and that there might be worse things on the radio than Creed, but we’ve given up on that. And, as it happens, she’s clearly right — at least the part about Scott Stapp being a pathetic asshole.
Holy Corruption, Batman!
The North Carolina board of elections has certified Diebold’s equipment for use despite their failure to follow a judge’s ruling that they must follow state law and allow their system to be completely examined by outside observers.
More evil from the Bushies
A 2003 memo from Justice Department lawyers concluded that Tom DeLay’s redistricting scheme in Texas violated the Voting Rights Act, but senior officials (read: Bush partisans) overruled them and imposed a gag order on their findings. The Washington Post has the story, but it’s also all over the blogosphere.
Excerpt:
Justice Department lawyers concluded that the landmark Texas congressional redistricting plan spearheaded by Rep. Tom DeLay (R) violated the Voting Rights Act, according to a previously undisclosed memo obtained by The Washington Post. But senior officials overruled them and approved the plan. The memo, unanimously endorsed by six lawyers and two analysts in the department’s voting section, said the redistricting plan illegally diluted black and Hispanic voting power in two congressional districts. It also said the plan eliminated several other districts in which minorities had a substantial, though not necessarily decisive, influence in elections. “The State of Texas has not met its burden in showing that the proposed congressional redistricting plan does not have a discriminatory effect,” the memo concluded. The memo also found that Republican lawmakers and state officials who helped craft the proposal were aware it posed a high risk of being ruled discriminatory compared with other options. But the Texas legislature proceeded with the new map anyway because it would maximize the number of Republican federal lawmakers in the state, the memo said. The redistricting was approved in 2003, and Texas Republicans gained five seats in the U.S. House in the 2004 elections, solidifying GOP control of Congress. J. Gerald “Gerry” Hebert, one of the lawyers representing Texas Democrats who are challenging the redistricting in court, said of the Justice Department’s action: “We always felt that the process . . . wouldn’t be corrupt, but it was. . . . The staff didn’t see this as a close call or a mixed bag or anything like that. This should have been a very clear-cut case.” . . . The 73-page memo, dated Dec. 12, 2003, has been kept under tight wraps for two years. Lawyers who worked on the case were subjected to an unusual gag rule. The memo was provided to The Post by a person connected to the case who is critical of the adopted redistricting map. Such recommendation memos, while not binding, historically carry great weight within the Justice Department.
All these years we just assumed he was looking for a secret stash of Columbian powder
BoingBoing reveals why Yukon Cornelius licks his axe.
Why, no, we’re NOT too old for science projects
Not like these, anyway. We want to build a Gauss rifle. Heh.
Rummy Gets Smacked
Speaking to reporters, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff repeatedly contradicted Sec. Rumsfeld on what, exactly, was the obligation of US forces if they observe or hear of prisoner abuse. General Pace’s position is that they must intervene; Rummy just wants them to object.
The larger issue here is that Rumsfeld, ostensibly Gen. Pace’s superior, tried to correct the Marine, only to get stuffed in the process. In front of the press.
Awesome.
In Which We Dump on Charlize’s Newest Film
We’re pretty sure this sums up why we’ll probably skip Aeon Flux on the big screen.
Hurdy Gurdy Gal
Melissa the Loud plays the hurdy-gurdy, which is pretty darn cool.
Via Deadprogrammer, who has a blog worth reading; thanks to another entry, we now know we need to go here when we hit NYC later this month.
Remember Chaplain John Yee?
The one the Army tried to railroad into a treason charge, which then became a “mishandling documents” charge, which they eventually had to drop because they had no evidence at all? Yeah, he wrote a book.
And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
So, in North Carolina, there’s a law that election machines must have open, examinable code so that people can trust that the machines do what they say they do. Diebold lobbied for and received an exemption from this law — which a judge then struck down. In response, Diebold is pulling out of North Carolina. What does this tell you about their voting machine code? Nothing good.
More here, wherein it’s made clear that the NC law mandated not public disclosure of the code but only escrow. What is Diebold afraid of?