Techdirt points out truth in BusinessWeek

The reason the Telcos are so opposed to things like net neutrality is because they’re not technology companies. They are essentially opposed to innovation, which is obvious when you look at their research budgets.

Business Week is running a fascinating essay that highlights all the reasons why the telcos hate innovation. They’re not technology companies, which is highlighted by how little they spend on research. They’re in the business of extracting as much money as they can from their network right now — which is a short-sighted and eventually self-destructive plan. They view real innovation as a threat, not an opportunity, because tech innovation is usually about driving down the cost of infrastructure. That doesn’t help them squeeze more money out of it. As the writer of the essay points out, this is evident in the telcos continued fight against things like muni-WiFi, even as they quietly get involved in muni-WiFi projects themselves.

The article also highlights how this lack of technological innovation from within the telcos means that even in areas where they have every opportunity to innovate, such as IPTV, all they’re doing is catching up to what the cable providers already deliver. They’re missing the opportunity to do much more. In fact, this is a great way to view the net neutrality issue. If the telcos were really about promoting innovation (and the author makes fun of AT&T for claiming it needs to merge with BellSouth to be able to innovate), then network neutrality wouldn’t be an issue at all. The company would focus on making its platform (the network) as accessible and as fast as possible — to encourage more innovation and development from third parties. Instead, the telcos focus, not on encouraging innovation, but on setting up roadblocks. The roadblocks give them the power to squeeze more money out of the network — but at the expense of actual innovation that would make their networks that much more valuable.

Arlen Specter Hates America

Or, at least, the Constitution. He’s pushing a bill through the Senate that explicitly allows the Executive branch to undergo warrantless wiretapping with no judicial review, and also transfers the existing suits to secret courts (i.e., not the Federal bench, where they are now).

First, it requires (if the Attorney General requests it, which he will) that all pending cases challenging the legality of the NSA program (which includes the EFF and ACLU cases) be transferred to the secret FISA court. Thus, the insufficiently deferential federal judges would have these cases taken away from them. Second, it would make judicial review of the administration’s behavior virtually impossible, as it specifically prohibits (Sec. 702(b)(2)) the FISA court from “requir(ing) the disclosure of national security information . . . without the approval of the Director of National Intelligence of the Attorney General.” That all but prevents any discovery in these lawsuits. Third, it quite oddly authorizes (Sec. 702(b)(6)) the FISA court to “dismiss a challenge to the legality of an electronic surveillance program for any reason” (emphasis added). Arguably, that provision broadens the authority of the court to dismiss any such lawsuit for the most discretionary of reasons, even beyond the already wide parameters of the “state secrets” doctrine.

There’s more:

  • The Specter bill will gut FISA, a law that whose constitutionality or usefulness has never been challenged in over thirty years since its passage, by allowing less stringent legislation to apply to domestic surveillance.

  • The Specter bill will prevent meaningful review by the judiciary from taking place, including allowing the Attorney General to move all pending cases challenging the legality of Bush’s domestic spying program into secret courts.

  • The Specter bill allows FISA courts to throw out challenges to the legality of the domestic surveillance program for any reason. Americans can’t be expected to cede surveillance powers to the president without adequate congressional and judicial oversight.

This is a very, very, very bad idea. We agree with Atrios that this is the greatest threat to our country today. We do not exaggerate; separation of powers and judicial oversight are cornerstones of our government, and gutting those provisions to create an imperial executive will have very long-lasting and negative consequences.

Call your senator. The link above has a list; Texas’ John Cornyn is a member of the committee in question. If you call 888-355-3588, the Capitol switchboard will transfer you to any Congressional office. Make the call, to Cornyn and others. This bill must be stopped.

Good Baptists

The Times has a story today covering the newest schism in Baptism: the struggle for control of the affiliated colleges. The fundies in the SBC and state conventions would love to turn them all into indoctrination-focused campuses, but the educators think differently.

GEORGETOWN, Ky. — The request seemed simple enough to the Rev. Hershael W. York, then the president of the Kentucky Baptist Convention. He asked Georgetown College, a small Baptist liberal arts institution here, to consider hiring for its religion department someone who would teach a literal interpretation of the Bible.

But to William H. Crouch Jr., the president of Georgetown, it was among the last straws in a struggle that had involved issues like who could be on the board of trustees and whether the college encouraged enough freedom of inquiry to qualify for a chapter of Phi Beta Kappa.

Dr. Crouch and his trustees decided it was time to end the college’s 63-year affiliation with the religious denomination. “From my point of view, it was about academic freedom,” Dr. Crouch said. “I sat for 25 years and watched my denomination become much more narrow and, in terms of education, much more interested in indoctrination.”

Georgetown [College, in Kentucky] is among a half-dozen colleges and universities whose ties with state Baptist conventions have been severed in the last four years, part of a broad realignment in which more than a dozen Southern Baptist universities, including Wake Forest and Furman, have ended affiliations over the last two decades. Georgetown’s parting was ultimately amicable. But many have been tense, even bitter.

Local copy here, since NYT is terrible about aging links.

In which we acknowledge the obvious, and quote our brother

In re: Bush’s stupid inaugural veto: “As if the world needed another reason to prove he is a jack-ass.”

The Rude Pundit of course has more. God love him.

An even more excoriating bit can be had over at Scott Rosenberg’s joint, which points out how completely morally bankrupt the veto is:

On the one hand, Bush argues that the destruction of human embryos (microscopic organisms made up of a few cells) is a kind of killing. His press spokesman, Tony Snow, adopting the supercharged cant of anti-abortion activists, referred to it recently as “murder.” In order to stop such “murder,” Bush agreed in 2001 to limit all federal funding of stem cell research to a handful of pre-existing “lines” of cells — cells that had been created specifically for research. His argument was, let’s not use tax dollars to pay for the destruction of more embryos for the sake of research.

Here is why Bush’s position is a joke: Thousands and thousands of embryos are destroyed every year in fertility clinics. They are created in petri dishes as part of fertility treatments like IVF; then they are discarded.

If Bush and his administration truly believe that destroying an embryo is a kind of murder, they shouldn’t be wasting their time arguing about research funding: They should immediately shut down every fertility clinic in the country, arrest the doctors and staff who operate them, and charge all the wannabe parents who have been wantonly slaughtering legions of the unborn.

But of course they’ll never do such a thing. (Nor, to be absolutely clear, do I think they should.) Bush could not care less about this issue except as far as it helps burnish his pro-life credentials among his “base.” This has been true since the first airing of Bush’s position in 2001, as I said back then. So he finds a purely symbolic way of taking a stand, but won’t follow the logic of his position to the place where it might cause him any political harm — as opposing the family-building dreams of millions of middle-class Americans would doubtless do.

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That’s why Bush’s stem cell position isn’t Solomonic — it’s craven. His upcoming veto is an act not of moral leadership but of hypocrisy. And the cost of this hypocrisy, assuming Congress can’t muster the votes for an override, will be borne by everyone who dreams of new cures for awful illnesses.

If you voted for him, you voted for this. Remember this absurd, craven, bullshit behavior in the fall.

If you don’t see what’s wrong with this, we’ve got no time for you

When the Justice department tried to investigate the almost certainly illegal domestic spying program started by Bush after 9/11, it was the President who refused to grant the required security clearances.

Yes. Bush killed an investigation into his own criminality. This the Saturday Night Massacre, but worse. He has no respect for the Constitution, the separation of powers, or the rule of law.

Things that ought to make the hair stand up on the back of your neck

This is remedial, but some of you may not have heard the news:

I heard there was A secret chord That David played, And it pleased the Lord But you don’t really care for music Do ya? It goes like this The 4th the 5th The minor fall and the major lift The baffled King composing Hallelujah…

Mr Cohen via the late Mr Buckley. Go listen. If you’ve no idea what I’m talking about, go find someone who does.

Dept. of Jackass Tech Companies

So, for this client install we’ve been working on, we procured a pile of network gear to extend their existing setup in order to accommodate our equipment. This is standard operating procedure.

What wasn’t standard was the minimal nature of this client’s infrastructure, and the distance to the desired work site from the office implied cable runs in excess of the limits of ethernet (for the record, about 100m). We thought about fiber — which was, until recently, the only real option — but the costs were high, and throwing that kind of tech at a small firm with no IT employees sounds like a pretty bad idea. But there’s wifi, right?

Right, so we went that route. Knowing they needed a new router anyway, we included some network refitting in the deal, and bought a fancy pre-N Linksys we figured would reach to where we needed to be plus an access point (essentially a wireless ethernet jack) and an 8-port switch. We planned to drop in the router in as a direct replacement for theirs and hang all our gear off either the network in the office or the “extension” network in the work area, connected via the aforementioned access point. Easy!

Well, no. In the interim, they opted to acquire some replacement gear of their own, none of which from identifiable manufacturers. (Seriously: in a world of commodity Linksys/Netgear/DLink gear available in every electronics and office supply shop, whoever they hired to do IT went off-brand.) And they had some ports forwarded to internal resources, none of which was documented, and their IT consultant guy was incommunicado on vacation, both of which mean we couldn’t possibly just do the “drop in our router” plan. Further complicating the picture was the presence of more brick than we initially realized, which shortened the already meager range of the off-brand wireless gear.

Fine. We tried to rejigger our gear into the new world order, but with no success. Finally, we hit upon getting a range extender, and the of using our fancy router (Linksys WRT54GX4) as just an access point (disable its DHCP, etc.). We dropped by Fry’s en route to dinner, and planned on regaining lost time in the morning.

The next day, the “use the Linksys as a wireless only device” plan went off more or less without a hitch. Using the extender — a WRE54G, also from Linksys — however, was a major problem. We could get a much better signal in the far location than before, but we still needed a bit of a boost; the only resource that could connect was my Powerbook. However, no matter what the configuration, the network went south as soon as we powered on the extender. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?

I called Linksys. After being on hold for half an hour and getting bounced around a bit, I finally got an answer: The extender isn’t compatible with the router.

Um, what?

Right. Two pieces of Linksys kit from the same model year, the same shelf, the same store, will not interoperate despite notionally supporting the same protocols. Now, we acknolwedge that the router is a bit of a hot rot; we assume that they’ve made the call to sacrifice compatibility — even with their own gear — in favor of range and bandwidth. Fine. But it would be a really good idea to note this on the box of the router, which they didn’t bother to do.

So, Linksys? Kiss my ass. You’re jackasses. We do give some recognition to your tech support drone, though. He actually had the stones to start a sentence about “returning the router and getting instead a Linksys blah blah blah….”, whereupon we asked “If we have to go back to the shop and return this, do you really think we’re going to buy MORE Linksys gear after this experience?”

What it’s come to.

Back in the boom, business travelers expensed coke they snorted off the tits of Barbie-proportioned strippers over filets while quaffing whisky older than any three of their entertainers.

Tonight, I’m in the hotel bar with a laptop, sipping gin (a client beverage!) and blogging.

(See earlier post about what we can see from here.)

Dept. of Alarmist Dorks

Some attention-grubbing nutbirds in Europe are whining about RFID virii, saying things like:

“Everyone working on RFID technology has tacitly assumed that the mere act of scanning an RFID tag cannot modify back-end software and certainly not in a malicious way. Unfortunately, they are wrong,” wrote the trio in their research paper.

How many times can you be wrong in ONE sentence?

  1. In fact, simple scans CANNOT modify back-end systems. There’s no way. So-called “SmartLabels” are just data storage devices that respond to radio fields. When a reader hits the tag, the tag echoes back its data. The DoD- and Wal-Mart-mandated tags hold only 96 bits, so we’re not talking about much data, either. By the time a tag read reaches any back-end code, it’s just data.

  2. That said, like any input, RFID input must be validated and examined to prevent overflow attacks, injections, etc. Scanning an RFID tag and naively assuming it’s a safe data source could create trouble — but that’s true of any input. In this regard, RFID is no different than a form on a web page. In many poorly-designed systems, it’s possible to do damage by putting in malicious code in web forms — that’s almost certainly how the old Heathen site got hacked, for example, via a flaw in WordPress. No developer worth a damn will ever assume his inputs are safe, at least in systems like web tools and (yes) RFID. Whole libraries of code exist to isolate data and ensure information gleaned from inputs doesn’t contain exploits. It’s a known problem, and one that all competent people know how to avoid.

That’s why this is a total non-issue. It’s especially stupid that people are saying “virus” here; a virus is actual malicious computer code that knows how to replicate and infect. Here, they’re talking about a system vulnerability and carefully tailored data injection attacks. It’s a security problem (if you’ve hired idiots for your RFID development), but not one that has much at all to do with viruses. You may as well speak of “bar code viruses,” since that makes just as much sense.

In a nutshell, what these fools are whining about — and, apparently, spending a lot of time and money demonstrating — is that under carefully created circumstances, it’s possible for information from a system input (in this case, RFID) to carry a damaging payload if the system assumes the data is known-safe. Way to go! We eagerly anticipate their next study, which probably covers such earthshaking assertions as “you should not give your online banking information to the nice people in Nigera.”

(This isn’t to say there aren’t areas of legitimate concern in the RFID world; just that this story isn’t one of them.)

We’re not there yet, but we can see it from here

Is it middle-aged if, by a quarter to noon on a Saturday, you’ve already:

  • Investigated this (unsuccessfully; it appears to be already gone);
  • Been to Midtown Farmer’s Market for coffee;
  • Picked up dry cleaning;
  • Been to auto parts store;
  • Refilled washer fluid in wife’s car;
  • Replaced wife’s car’s wiper blades;
  • Washed wife’s car;
  • Mowed yard;
  • Watered beginnings of our herb garden; and
  • Taken out the trash?

We will now make up for all this productivity by vacationing in Azeroth for a bit before becoming productive again.

Secret Surveillance Redux

Some of Bush’s lackeys in Congress are trying to do an end run around the FISA laws in order to make sure that the currently illegal domestic spying program becomes legal, and does so retroactively to prevent any embarrassing trials for the felonies being committed daily by the Administration.

The [current] bill also removes the current language language that clearly states that any eavesdropping conducted outside of FISA is illegal.

In its place?

This line: “Nothing in this Act shall be construed to limit the constitutional authority of the President to collect intelligence with respect to foreign powers and agents of foreign powers.”

Lovely.

What “unbreakable crypto” means

Excellent summary, geared for the lay reader. If you’ve ever wondered if it’s true that essentially unbreakable cryptography exists that even the Feds can’t hack, here’s your answer: you bet your ass. That’s why they’ve been trying to restrict its use. Thank god they’ve failed so far.

Spot on.

Why Conservatives Can’t Govern” is in Washington Monthly. Read it. Key point: the party whose stated ideal is to drown government in a bathtub can hardly be expected to fulfill governmental obligations once in power. As Wolfe notes, it’s sort of like asking a vegan to fix you a steak.

What you’re not thinking about, but should be

Remember last year when we were all horrified by Katrina and Rita, and before that the tsunami and God-knows-what-else? Remember that feeling you got in the pit of your stomach when you realized you’ve done essentially nothing about being prepared should something like that happen in your city? Remember the object lessons we learned from the post-Katrina chaos in Mississippi and Alabama, and how it reached halfway to Memphis? Remember the disaster in itself that hysterial evacuation from Rita became? Remember how we all swore we’d create “go bags” and emergency kits and stockpile several days of water and food and keep fresh batteries and up to date first aid kits?

Yeah, we didn’t do it, either. It’s hurricane season again. Start worrying, but go shopping now. The Red Cross has a great reference for home disaster preparedness. It’s general, but a great place to start. Tweak to your own tastes and needs, but make one, and keep it handy.

For many disasters, evacuation is key. Speed this process by pre-packing go-bags with essentials. You can’t take multiple days of food and water, but you can have copies of crucial documents, some tools, first aid supplies, a flashlight, a change or two of clothes, toiletries, cash, and the like in a sturdy bag or backpack kept near the door. Getting out isn’t always indicated, but when it is, it’s best to be able to do it quickly.

Other bits of wisdom worth remembering:

  • Half full is half empty. Keep your car’s tank full.
  • If you’re storing water, you need about a gallon per person per day.
  • Grocery store gallon jugs won’t keep forever. Rotate your water.
  • Don’t omit pets in emergency planning.

Making Light has a couple good posts on the subject as well.

Our government, getting creepier

First, the DoJ is drafting legislation to mandate that eavesdropping back-doors be included in all networking hardware in order to make sure they can wiretap whenever they want. This is a terrible idea, prone to all sorts of evil, and needs to get strangled in its crib.

Second, the military is paying a law school to find ways around the Freedom of Information Act. This is yet another terrible idea; governmental transparency is paramount in a free society.

Obsessed with bags.

I have a bag fetish. Usually, I end up getting a new work bag pretty frequently — say, every year or so. I don’t go in for superpricey Tumi cases anymore, so it’s not a paralyzingly expensive thing, but I also must admit that I have 3 perfectly serviceable laptop bags in my closet that I don’t use anymore for whatever reason.

The oldest is my boom-era standard-issue Tumi briefcase/computer bag. It’s completely fucking bulletproof and has acres of space — but it’s also superheavy, and its capacity encourages carrying way. too. much. stuff. It has a file area plus a laptop compartment on one side, and a big open compartment on the other side. One exterior has a full-width zipper pocket, and the other has the familiar array of various-sized external zip pockets. It’s a great (and expensive) bag, but it’s even heavy when it’s empty. I bought it as a serious roadwarrior bag, but as I travel more, I find myself going for smaller and simpler. What finally put me out of it, though, was my migration to a 1999-era G3 Powerbook. In those days, Apple laptops were more squares than rectangles, and as a consequence the G3 wouldn’t fit properly in the Tumi.

So I bought a Spire. Spire bags are awesome. My first one had a manufacturing fault, and they had another one overnighted to me with a return label for the frayed one. That bag is still just fine despite being schlepped all over for 2 years before I became a work at home dude. I was still using it, in fact, when the G3 gave me a serious scare 3 years in, and I had to buy a new laptop. By that point, Apple’s machines were rectangles, and my new TiG4 wouldn’t fit in the Spire’s sleeve any better than the G3 had fit in the Tumi.

Fortunately, I still had the Tumi, and was traveling seldom, so I fell back to it for a while before picking up a regrettable Tragus backpack. Tragus are considered low rent in a world filled with Crumpler and Tom Bihn, et. al., and there’s a reason for that: while lugging a backpack in an airport should be easier than using a shoulder bag, this beast manages to have such terrible ergonomics as to completely overshadow any comfort gains on the concourse. It had a short life; it’s only my packrat nature that keeps me from throwing it out.

I went back to the Tumi for a while then, until I started bike commuting around 2 years ago when I joined my current firm. The Tumi is too bulky for that, and Spire had a backpack I rather wanted to try. I sent the link to my mother when she asked for Christmas (2004) hints, and received my second example of their excellent products.

I used it once. As it turns out, I’m entirely too broad-shouldered for Spire’s backpacks. The straps are too close together in back to comfortably accommodate my shoulders (thanks, grandpa). Spire was predictably wonderful about it, and quickly agreed to swap out for a messenger bag. They even sent me the check for the overage, since the backpack was more spendy — this was their idea, since they knew the backpack had been a gift.

It’s that Spire I’ve been using now since January 05. It’s a great bag, but its capacity, while distinctly sub-Tumi, allows (encourages!) me to carry far too much, and its essentially unstructured interior makes finding loose bits inside kind of tedious. I travel a lot more now, too, and that same cavernous main pocket makes the inevitable TSA searches even worse.

Several months ago, Roadwired surfaced on my radar — suddenly, they were reviewed everywhere (BoingBoing, Mac Addict, some gadget blog, etc.). They’ve got big bags, but the one everyone seems truly nuts for was the Skooba Satchel. It’s tiny, but terribly functional, and rife with compartments. It’s also got the now-obligatory integral strap that slides down the handle of my TravelPro. It probably won’t hold as much as my messenger, but right now I think that’s a good thing. I ordered one last week, and it’s on my desk today. When I finish work today, I’m going to pack up into it to try it on. When I’m not traveling, I work at home, so I’ve nowhere to go; its real test will be on Monday next when I fly to Chicago.

We still don’t think he’s very funny, but after this we admit we like him a tiny bit more

Adam Corrolla was set to have Ann Coulter on his radio show. Coulter called in an hour and a half late, and then complained of being short on time. Corolla told her to get lost.

ADAM CAROLLA: Ann Coulter, who was suppose to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone, as well. Ann?

ANN COULTER: Hello.

CAROLLA: Hi Ann. You’re late, babydoll.

COULTER: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.

CAROLLA: Mmm… how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly — eventually got to our show? (Laughter in background)

COULTER: Um, no. My publicist e-mailed it to me, I guess, after checking with you.

CAROLLA: Ahh, I see.

COULTER: But I am really tight on time right now because I already had a —

CAROLLA: Alright, well, get lost.

Best. Music. Quote. EVAR.

There’s a sizeable portion of the population that listens to the music they listen to because it’s there and they don’t know any better — a reality that actually predicates the existence of mainstream music. Here’s what I mean: nobody thinks long and hard about music and what it means to them and then ultimately decides to listen to Toby Keith. (Emph. added.)

More here.

Well, thank God for that, then.

Rec’d in our email today; it’s perhaps the best possible phishing/429 scam yet:

DYNAMIC LAW FIRM, MONOMARK HOUSE,
25 OLD GLOUCESTER STREET.
LONDON WC1N 3XX.
TEL: +44(0) 7031964507

Attention,

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He died at the age of 100. This bequest is to support your activities, humanitarian services, help to the less-privileged and research work. In accordance with our inheritance laws you are required to apply for claims through this law firm to NatWest Bank United Kingdom, where this fund was deposited.

We are perfecting arrangements to complete the transfer of this inheritance to you. You are required to forward the following details of yours; full names, address, occupation, age and phone numbers for verification and re-confirmation. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter immediately.

Congratulations!

Yours sincerely,
Ross Williams Esq.
Principal Attorney
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Tel: +44(0) 7031942326