A snail-and-DVD protocol has been experimentally proven to be faster than ADSL.
Make of this what you will.
A snail-and-DVD protocol has been experimentally proven to be faster than ADSL.
Make of this what you will.
Someone has made a functioning difference engine out of Lego. Awesome.
Geek productivity guru Merlin Mann’s talking about what goes in your [ bag | pockets | wallet | whatever], and includes a link to his wiki on the subject, which has some interesting suggestions (plus it reminds us that March approaches, and really cool flashlights are precisely the sort of useful thing Heathen are unlikely to buy for themselves).
Our daily tote burden boils down thusly; we can’t very well leave the house without all these bits:
There’s an additional pile o’crap in the bag, which more or less stays stocked for travel as a holdover from our constantly mobile consulting career. We currently move either very little (working at home) or a lot (on client sites), so this bag stays stocked for real travel — though, honestly, it’s not clear what we’d take out if we were just commuting to an office. In a real sense, the bag IS the office now.
In compiling that list, we discovered we also had a null modem adapter and a dreidel in there, but we’ll chalk that up to happenstance. We’ll also cop to the fact that we certainly never leave for very long without reading material, so the bag will tend to also include a book and a copy or two of the New Yorker.
So, what's in your pockets? What's in your work bag?
(* It was either that or “What has it got in its pockets?”, and we figured Gollum is played.)
This oughta keep Lindsey busy for DAYS.
We can’t say we’re sure what this is for, but we’re pretty sure we still want one. I mean, come ON! What’s not to like? It’s called an “Alligator Loper” for crying out loud!
(It, of course, brings to mind a certain earlier post (File foto, from Christmas 2002) about chain saws on sticks. Maybe the Mississippi Heathen Stepfather needs one, too.)
Why is this okay? Why do we permit American companies to be complicit in oppression and evil abroad? We think, perhaps, that American companies ought to have to honor the values of America no matter where they operate. If this makes it hard to expand into dictatorial countries, well, we’re pretty sure that’s a feature, not a bug.
Insight is reporting that Plame-outing turd Karl Rove has threatened GOP senators with blacklisting from all White House aid if they vote against Bush in Judiciary Committee proceedings in re: the illegal wiretapping program.
This is what “scared” looks like.
You can now buy Aerogel chunks from those magnet people.
May 5th is No Pants Day. We’re not celebrating early.
As far as you know.
The FISA law Bush has been violating for years was passed in 1978 in response to Nixon’s abuse of power, so it wasn’t operative for Roosevelt or Lincoln or whomever else they’re trotting out.
There’s a great rundown on FISA here — as well as on the arguments brought by the DOJ — if you’re interested.
Watch the Beltway dynamics closely, and you’ll see he’s thrown in with McCain over Obama. Just just the aisle and be done with it, Joe.
Yeah, he resigned. It seems he’s been lying about graduating from A&M.
(Joy?)
It’s still funny. However, you should not do this to your cat with tape, even if you are on Japanese television.
Whereas the prior example was satirical in nature, this one’s subversive.
Read this to find out. Here’s a tidbit I didn’t know: many if not most are there on scant real evidence, as they were turned over to US forces by rival Afghanis with little or no documentation. Don’t like your neighbor? Tell the Yanks he works for Osama!
“Thanks for your service, son. Sorry about your arm. Now pay up for your lost body armor.”
First, we point you to perhaps the only source for hardcore slash Harry Potter Valentines.
Second, we simply point out the most inappropriate valentine EVER.
From MSNBC:
Feb. 13, 2006 issue — In the latest twist in the debate over presidential powers, a Justice Department official suggested that in certain circumstances, the president might have the power to order the killing of terrorist suspects inside the United States.
So now they’re down not just on checks & balances, judicial review, the separation of powers, and due process, but also on the whole idea of a trial. Excellent. What country is this again?
By now, everyone who’s paying attention is aware of the NASA story wherein a 24-year-old political hack tried to get references to Intelligent Design inserted into discussions of the Big Bang, and further attempted to change all references to said Bang to “Big Bang Theory,” etc.
We’ll just point out that it came as no surprise to us to learn that said jackass is an Aggie.
BoingBoing presents some interesting Asian condoms for our amusement.
First, we have this crack in the GOP veneer, via UPI:
WASHINGTON, Feb. 5 (UPI) — Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, says President George W. Bush’s warrantless surveillance program appears to be illegal.
If we are ever 62-year-old rock icons, we won’t wear midriff-baring t-shirts no matter how fit we are.
A newly released memo makes it very, very clear that Bush was determined to invade Iraq from the get-go despite his assurances to the contrary. Remember “We are doing everything we can to avoid war in Iraq?” MeFi does.
Now they’re going after non-dilutive usages of brands in art; a bill that’s passed the House already would prohibit, among other things, some famous paintings. Read more here. Remember, trademarks are meant to prevent marketplace confusion, not give exclusive rights to a given word or image. (Via MeFi.)
The End of the Internet? From The Nation. Read it.
The following are actual, no-kidding search phrases typed into Google or somewhere that led actual visitors here in January.

Their take on the impending RIM shutdown:

What’s not to love about a Ninja Catapult? (Via <a href=http://gridskipper.com”>Mister Gridskipper.)
Der Speigel on TFSM: “Mein Gott, ein Nudelmonster!“
Either that, or he’s a principle-free hack who cares nothing about his country and everything about his party staying in power.
We know this because of this story, which opens with:
WASHINGTON — CIA Director Porter Goss said Thursday that the disclosure of President Bush’s eavesdropping-without-warrants program and other once-secret projects had undermined U.S. intelligence-gathering abilities. “The damage has been very severe to our capabilities to carry out our mission,” Goss told the Senate Intelligence Committee. He said a federal grand jury should be empaneled to determine “who is leaking this information.”
Um, Porter? What makes you think AQ doesn’t suspect we’re listening in? Isn’t it pretty much a given than communications would be intercepted in wartime? Don’t they, as a matter of course, have to assume that we might be listening, especially given the very-prosecution-friendly character of the FISA courts illegally circumvented by this Administration? How, exactly, has disclosure of this program damaged our intelligence gathering capability? We see clearly how it’s damaging to your boss, to whom you are indebted politically, and to others involved in the clearly felonious affair, of course. Maybe that’s what you meant to say.
Alas, he continues:
Goss complained that leaks to the news media about the surveillance program and activities such as reported CIA secret prisons abroad had damaged his own agency’s work.
Emphasis ours. Sweet God in Heaven, this hack is whining about the fact that people now know the CIA maintains a gulag system.
But he’s still not done.
“I also believe that there has been an erosion of the culture of secrecy and we’re trying to reinstall that,” Goss said.
An erosion? This Administration is the most secrecy-addicted one in recent memory. They want everything locked up, and everybody in the dark, so that no one can tell what laws they’re breaking. They view oversight as a problem, and behave accordingly; that’s the whole point behind the domestic spying issue — there exists a court to oversee these sorts of surveillance operations, but Bush & Co. decided not to bother with it. The culture of secrecy is the problem, Porter. And you are part of that problem.
(Thanks to Triple-F for the tip!)
And in re: more serious matters than a blowjob, too.
In January, he testified before Congress and under oath that “it is not the policy or the agenda of this president to authorize actions that would be in contravention of our criminal statutes.” By that point, however, he had already approved the warrantless domestic spying plan in direct violation of US law. Q.E.D.
Russ Feingold’s letter prompted the normally lapdog Post to cover this. Let’s see if it goes anywhere. We do, however, wonder just how far these people will have to go before the media actually wakes up and realizes the degree of contempt the Administration has for the rule of law, checks and balances, and the principle on which this country was founded.
Via ThinkProgress.
From NYT via Captain Telescope:
WASHINGTON, Feb. 1 — The Bush administration is rebuffing requests from members of the Senate Judiciary Committee for its classified legal opinions on President Bush’s domestic spying program, setting up a confrontation in advance of a hearing scheduled for next week, administration and Congressional officials said Wednesday.
As RN put it, “it’s legal because we say so, and for reasons we can’t tell you.” Er, no.
Quiet Agent, an online job search firm, gives us this gem.
Remember how Bush said all that about reducing our dependence on foreign oil in the SOTU?
Yeah, he didn’t mean it:
Administration backs off Bush’s vow to reduce Mideast oil imports
By Kevin G. Hall
Knight Ridder Newspapers
WASHINGTON – One day after President Bush vowed to reduce America’s dependence on Middle East oil by cutting imports from there 75 percent by 2025, his energy secretary and national economic adviser said Wednesday that the president didn’t mean it literally.
Fitz thinks they’re holding back on email evidence in re: the Plame affair. Does this remind anybody else of certain gaps in certain tapes?
No, really.
In a talk at Duke Law School, Ben Ginsberg, who was Chief Counsel for both Bush campaigns, said:
Just like, really, with the Voting Rights Act, Republicans have some fundamental philosophical difficulties with the whole notion of Equal Protection.
There’s video. Via MeFi.
Ever notice that the pro-life folks also tend to go apo-goddamn-plectic when we talk about easy access to contraception? Doesn’t make much sense, does it? Just go read this.
This one, when Bush tried to slam Congress for their refusal to gut Social Security last year, and in response the Democrats present stood and clapped. GOP response? Stony silence. Beautiful.
Watch. It’s fantastic.
Heathen, we give you the “cereal faucet.”
Western Union no longer sends telegrams. (Via JWZ.)
You’ll have to be be content with facsimiles via email or post.
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Cindy Sheehan was arrested at the Capitol yesterday despite having an invitation to the SOTU because her t-shirt had the number of Americans killed in Iraq on it.
What country is this?
… perhaps Bill Murray would have fared better had he had access not to C4 but to the VarmitGetter. (Via BoingBoing.)
“It hurts my think-bone.”
If you voted for cloture today, you can kiss my ass. And Lieberman? Just fucking switch parties already. You suck.