On military smears

Wade Sanders over at Military.com has a bit to say about Curt Weldon’s aggressive smearing of his opponent, Rear Adm. Sestak.

Smear agents view the political process as a game, where the facts and accuracy are secondary considerations to winning that game. They are secure in the knowledge that candidates, as public figures, realistically have no legal remedy. And, at their own peril, they complacently assume that no one will turn the same scrutiny on their own military service. Their credo is that no matter how outrageous the lie, repeat it often enough and enough people will believe it and veterans, whose honorable service has earned them public respect and the right to seek public office, can be destroyed.

No doubt, politics have always been tough and dirty. But, today, any chance to attack an opponent is not only fair game, in some circles it has become an essential part of a winning strategy. Take the case of recently retired Rear (two star) Admiral Joseph A. Sestak, Jr., locked in a hotly contested race against the Republican incumbent, Curt Weldon, in Pennsylvania’s 7th Congressional District. Responding to a request from the American Legion, Sestak wore his naval uniform, that of a three star (Vice) admiral at a recent Memorial Day parade. Weldon and the Pennsylvania Republican Party instantly attacked, claiming Sestak was not entitled to wear any uniform, or the uniform of a that rank.

This is the same Weldon who less than a year ago stood on the floor of the House of Representatives and passionately railed against the smearing of a military officer, declaring it was “…so outrageous, it makes me sick at my stomach . . . they are destroying the reputation of a decorated career member of the United States military . . . if we let that happen then no one who wears the uniform will feel protected because we have let them down.”

Apparently, Weldon and his staff failed to do their homework, or they disregarded the law. Sestak was a Vice Admiral in his last job, confirmed by the Senate, and worked directly for then Chief of Naval Operations, Vernon Clark. Shortly after he was reassigned by Clark’s successor, Admiral Mike Mullens, he chose to retire at the two star level. Had Weldon, his team, and the state Republicans read the law, they would know that his wearing the uniform of a three star admiral was fully authorized by law.

Section 772(e) USC: “A person not on active duty who served honorably in time of war in the Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marine Corps may bear the title, and, when authorized by regulations prescribed by the President, wear the uniform, of the highest grade held by him during that war.”

The United States Code is backed up by the Secretary of Defense’s Instruction 1334.01, which includes undeclared wars, and Navy regulations. Since Sestak was confirmed as a Vice Admiral during the Iraq War, he was, and is, perfectly entitled to wear that uniform at military funerals, memorial services, weddings, and inaugurals, parades on national or state holidays; or any other parades or ceremonies of a patriotic character in which any Active or Reserve United States military unit is taking part. That’s the law.

This begs the question: just how much is the reputation of a decorated, respected military officer worth to Weldon and the other smear agents. Surely it must deserve the time it takes to access the readily available law and learn the truth. Perhaps it was hoped that no one would invest the time. This kind of deliberate or negligent attack is, to cite Weldon, “…so outrageous, it makes me sick at my stomach.” Weldon and the state Republican Party need to step up and apologize for their lame attempt at discrediting a man who has earned the respect of all patriotic Americans.

On Account of We Were Curious, Comparative Religions Division

For professional reasons, we have 5 cases of halal MREs in our office. The manufacturer is a client, and we needed to do some RFID tag testing.

Said firm is also a supplier of kosher MREs, which led us to wonder about the similarities. Fortunately, [Wikipedia is on the case]. Short summary:

  • Jews can drink, but can’t have cream sauces.
  • Muslims can’t drink, but appear to have no prohibitions about meat and dairy together.
  • Fewer animals are kosher than are halal.
  • Both have specific rules regarding slaughter that must be followed; they are similar, but not the same. (To our untrained eyes, it sounds like it’s possible for a single animal to meet both sets of rules, as we didn’t see any contradictions.)
  • Neither can have blood or pork.
  • There are special rules for kosher at Passover, but halal requirements are the same all the time.

All this is much more complex than the dietary restrictions of our ancestral people. Actually, we’re pretty sure those just boiled down to if you see someone from church at the liquor store, don’t wave.

Dept. of Late Realizations

It’s amazing how much better you feel when you finally get around to putting your fucking apache config files into a goddamn source control repository so cocksucking Apple can’t accidentally fuck them up with their qualitard admin tools.

Dept. of Additional Awesome Friday Tunes

Miles and co. from 1959. Jazz fans know this already, but the quiet dude in the back with the sax is, of course, John Coltrane. The whole combo at this point (Kind of Blue era) is like a who’s who of jazz greats. In addition to Davis and Coltrane, they had Wynton Kelly on piano, Paul Chambers on bass, Jimmy Cobb on drums, and Cannonball Adderly also on sax.

It’s particularly cool that, when Coltrane takes his solo, you can see Davis slip off to the side for a smoke.

Dept. Under Appreciated Albums from the Vault

Album Cover In 1992, Keith Richards released Main Offender, the second of his two solo records. Unlike its predecessor (1988’s Talk is Cheap), it spawned no Top 40 hits, and sold poorly. Inevitably compared to Mick’s solo outings, we think it’s aged much better. Instead of preening, wiggling Jagger, we get full-on Keef, uncut by the other half of the Glimmer Twin collaboration. Open chords, simple arrangements, and a rock fucking solid band.

It’s all you need, really. Here’s a taste; the record’s still in print if you want more: Wicked As It Seems (8MB mp3)

Bush & Co. Still Trying To Create Secret Courts

Check it:

A draft Bush administration plan for special military courts seeks to expand the reach and authority of such “commissions” to include trials, for the first time, of people who are not members of al-Qaeda or the Taliban and are not directly involved in acts of international terrorism, according to officials familiar with the proposal.

The plan, which would replace a military trial system ruled illegal by the Supreme Court in June, would also allow the secretary of defense to add crimes at will to those under the military court’s jurisdiction. . .

Um, NO. What is it about the Constitution that these clowns hate so much?

It’s like watching grass grow, but less exciting

BoingBoing points us to the Pitch Drop Experiment, which began in 1927.

The first Professor of Physics at the University of Queensland, Professor Thomas Parnell, began an experiment in 1927 to illustrate that everyday materials can exhibit quite surprising properties. The experiment demonstrates the fluidity and high viscosity of pitch, a derivative of tar once used for waterproofing boats. At room temperature pitch feels solid – even brittle – and can easily be shattered with a blow from a hammer (see the video clip below). It’s quite amazing then, to see that pitch at room temperature is actually fluid!

In 1927 Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a glass funnel with a sealed stem. Three years were allowed for the pitch to settle, and in 1930 the sealed stem was cut. From that date on the pitch has slowly dripped out of the funnel – so slowly that now, 72 years later, the eighth drop is only just about to fall.

The next drop should come by winter.

Mostly, we think they’re just unclear on the concept

Some of the folks upset about the Flying Spaghetti Monster on religious grounds seem to be missing more or less the entire point of the religion which they purportedly follow. Our favorite follows; all spelling, punctuation, and capitalization is original, but we couldn’t resist adding a bit of emphasis:

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT – WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER

No surprises here

WORST EVER SECURITY FLAW FOUND IN DIEBOLD TS VOTING MACHINE:

“This may be the worst security flaw we have seen in touch screen voting machines,” says Open Voting Foundation president, Alan Dechert. Upon examining the inner workings of one of the most popular paperless touch screen voting machines used in public elections in the United States, it has been determined that with the flip of a single switch inside, the machine can behave in a completely different manner compared to the tested and certified version.

“Diebold has made the testing and certification process practically irrelevant,” according to Dechert. “If you have access to these machines and you want to rig an election, anything is possible with the Diebold TS — and it could be done without leaving a trace. All you need is a screwdriver.” This model does not produce a voter verified paper trail so there is no way to check if the voter’s choices are accurately reflected in the tabulation.

Citizen concerns about Diebold’s machines have been common knowledge now for years. At this point, we must admit that either Diebold is the most absurdly incompetent firm ever, or that they’re deliberately making easily hackable machines for some nefarious purpose.

On a Mac? Easily distracted? We’ve got just the thing.

Sometimes, when we’re having productivity issues, we pine for the days when computers weren’t hooked to anything but the power jack and the printer, and could barely run one program at a time, let alone the couple dozen we keep open. There was something nice and pure about a full screen devoted to a single task.

Well, thank God for Merlin Mann yet again, as by combining three small interface hack programs, he’s found a way to emulate full-screen mode on a Mac. The little add-ins (1) hide the menubar unless you hit it with your mouse (MenuShade); (2) automatically hide programs unused for X amount of time (SpiritedAway); and (3) provide a BackDrop to obscure anything else floating around. It sounds basic and silly, but we’ve just tried it on a lark and we’re pretty darn happy with it. Enjoy.

Dept. of Geek Annoyances

Ok. We’ve pretty much given up on the whole anti-Evite thing despite their spammy rep. They have too much mindshare, and people like using them way too much. However, it still bugs the shit out of us that an Evite email doesn’t actually include the basic logistical information for the event in question: when and where. “We’ve invited you to something, but you have to click to find out what it is!” is just kinda dodgy, at least from where we sit. Insist we click through to RSVP, but at least give us the damn basics in the email.

Yet Another Motivational Poster Joke

Bubba’s Ear points out this set of motivational posters based on RPG/MMORPG concepts. Some are pretty damn funny, but only if you’re very, very geeky.

Update: Yes, as Bubba’s Ear notes, the direct links are broken — or, rather, they don’t work because of the (wholly reasonable) way their webmaster has the server configured. Please use this handy guide to see which ones to which we were referring to. At.

  • “Some”: The one about Cthulu on a plane.
  • “are”: The one with a riff on the Aliens line about “taking off and nuking the site from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure.”
  • “damn”: The one with the plush Cthulu and the caption “O r’lyeh?”
  • “funny”: The one with the joke about the Barrens in WoW.
  • “geeky”: The one making fun of Shadowrun’s dependence on huge numbers of six-siders.

This would be funny if it weren’t sad

A decade ago, the GOP pushed through the War Crimes Act of 1996.

That law criminalizes violations of the Geneva Conventions governing conduct in war and threatens the death penalty if U.S.-held detainees die in custody from abusive treatment.

It seems that the current, torture-lovin’, waterboardin’, enemy-combatant-designatin’ GOP has just recently remembered this law, and as a consequence Attorney General Gonzales has been stumping with Republicans in Congress about creating some sort of loophole for those in power now, since it seems likely that we’ve been gleefully violating the Geneva Conventions for years now. It was Gonzales himself who called them “quaint,” you’ll recall.

Gonzales told the lawmakers that a shield is needed for actions taken by U.S. personnel under a 2002 presidential order, which the Supreme Court declared illegal, and under Justice Department legal opinions that have been withdrawn under fire, the source said. A spokeswoman for Gonzales, Tasia Scolinos, declined to comment on Gonzales’s remarks.

The Justice Department’s top legal adviser, Steven G. Bradbury, separately testified two weeks ago that Congress must give new “definition and certainty” to captors’ risk of prosecution for coercive interrogations that fall short of outright torture.

Language in the administration’s draft, which Bradbury helped prepare in concert with civilian officials at the Defense Department, seeks to protect U.S. personnel by ruling out detainee lawsuits to enforce Geneva protections and by incorporating language making U.S. enforcement of the War Crimes Act subject to U.S. — not foreign — understandings of what the Conventions require.

The aim, Justice Department lawyers say, is also to take advantage of U.S. legal precedents that limit sanctions to conduct that “shocks the conscience.” This phrase allows some consideration by courts of the context in which abusive treatment occurs, such as an urgent need for information, the lawyers say — even though the Geneva prohibitions are absolute.

The Supreme Court, in contrast, has repeatedly said that foreign interpretations of international treaties such as the Geneva Conventions should at least be considered by U.S. courts.

Some human rights groups and independent experts say they oppose undermining the reach of the War Crimes Act, arguing that it deters government misconduct. They say any step back from the Geneva Conventions could provoke mistreatment of captured U.S. military personnel. They also contend that Bush administration anxieties about prosecutions are overblown and should not be used to gain congressional approval for rough interrogations.

“The military has lived with” the Geneva Conventions provisions “for 50 years and applied them to every conflict, even against irregular forces. Why are we suddenly afraid now about the vagueness of its terms?” asked Tom Malinowski, director of the Washington office of Human Rights Watch.

It sounds an awful lot like Alberto wants to make “just following orders” a defense. We’re pretty sure that’s a bad idea. That dog didn’t hunt 60 years ago, and it shouldn’t now.

Best Quote on 80s Music EVAR.

Wil Wheaton points us to this choice bit about Journey from Scalzi:

[F]or the vast majority of Suburban Americans between the age of 14 and 24 in the early 80s, when it was time to make out and you put Escape on the turntable, you were automatically spotted two bases. Honestly, if you didn’t have a hand under a bra or massaging a button fly by the end of “Who’s Crying Now,” Steve Perry would stop what he was doing, fly to your house and then beat the crap out of you for blowing a sure thing. God forbid you actually flipped the LP, because then, baby, you were going home.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go to Soundwaves and buy a CD before our wife gets home.

About that wiretapping lawsuit

So, a judge in Chicago dismissed the lawsuit alleging the telco had given improper access to phone records to the Feds, on the nebulous grounds of “state secrets.” Right. Majikthise summarizes:

Here we see a two-pronged attack on the separation of powers. The president claims that he is not bound to respect the laws passed by Congress (i.e., FISA), and furthermore he is the final authority on what court cases might jeopardize national security. The president’s decision is not subject to appeal. He is not accountable to Congress or to the public for his determinations. He doesn’t have to give reasons for his decisions.

The bottom line is that the president can block any court case he wants by claiming that the case might reveal state secrets. That was a nice way to shut down the Illinois citizens who wanted to sue to stop AT&T from giving their private records to the government, or anyone who might want to use the courts to challenge Bush’s authority.

Anybody else see the problem here?

(N.B. that this isn’t the EFF lawsuit, which is proceeding.)

It’s official:

America’s lawyers think Bush’s signing statements are bullshit and an end-run around separation of powers, to which this President is clearly hostile.

WASHINGTON, July 23 — The American Bar Association said Sunday that President Bush was flouting the Constitution and undermining the rule of law by claiming the power to disregard selected provisions of bills that he signed.

In a comprehensive report, a bipartisan 11-member panel of the bar association said Mr. Bush had used such “signing statements” far more than his predecessors, raising constitutional objections to more than 800 provisions in more than 100 laws on the ground that they infringed on his prerogatives.

These broad assertions of presidential power amount to a “line-item veto” and improperly deprive Congress of the opportunity to override the veto, the panel said.

In signing a statutory ban on torture and other national security laws, Mr. Bush reserved the right to disregard them.

The bar association panel said the use of signing statements in this way was “contrary to the rule of law and our constitutional system of separation of powers.” From the dawn of the Republic, it said, presidents have generally understood that, in the words of George Washington, a president “must approve all the parts of a bill, or reject it in toto.”

If the president deems a bill unconstitutional, he can veto it, the panel said, but “signing statements should not be a substitute for a presidential veto.”

Dept. of Undocumented Apple Goodness

For a while, we’ve noticed that occasionally, iChat will stop making noise when people message us. This is bad, since we don’t notice, and sometimes the person in question is the boss. The only action we’ve seen thus far that fixes it, though, is a reboot, which is way overkill for something like this. Searching Apple’s message boards didn’t yield anything for a long time, but today we finally hit pay dirt here, which points us to this blog post from a similarly geeky Mac guy named Dan.

We’ll reproduce his instructions here for posterity:

[UPDATE] Ok, so I found another temporary fix just short of rebooting. If I kill the coreaudiod process and start up iChat again, I get my sound effects a.k.a. alerts back. To do that, I opened up Terminal, ran:

$ ps -aux | grep coreaudio

To get the process ID as can be seen here:

root 32 0.3 0.2 29808 1816 ?? Ss Tue02PM 1:10.80 /usr/sbin/coreaudiod

The process ID is 32. So then I quit iChat, and ran this to kill the coreaudiod process:

$ sudo kill 32

Then start iChat and you should hear the familiar alert sounds again. Yay!

Good *nixheads out there may wonder if doing a kill -HUP might not work; we don’t know, but we’re planning on trying it next time around.

“The Christian Paradox”

Go read this article at Harper’s. The precis is simple: despite some 85% of Americans self-identifying as “Christian,” it is demonstrably true that our actions as a nation are decidedly unChristian. He’s not talking about mideast policy or the War on Terra; he’s talking about domestic policy, about schools, and the poor and hungry, about the sick. Jesus wasn’t about tax cuts; Jesus was about giving it away. That’s the paradox. It’s worth a read.

We don’t know if these are real or not

The legal department doesn’t know, either, as they came to him unattributed as well. However, they’re just creepy enough to distribute anyway. We present the following lawyer ad jingles for “Lawyer T. Flowers”, who is apparently the sort of attorney who uses “Lawyer” as a title:

Hunter would call them greedheads

So, some vile, evil fucks are set to destroy the coolest movie theater in Houston so they can build some anonymous bullshit retail center. People aren’t happy. If you ever loved the River Oaks Theater, go sign this petition. It may not do any good, but at least it’s something.

If you live in town, too, call the Mayor’s office. That may not do any good, either, but it’s sure worth your time to try. The number there is 713-247-2200.

The Greater Houston Preservation Alliance has addresses and such for both the realty people (Weingarten) and the planned tennent (Barnes and Noble); take the time to write a letter if you can.