The PATRIOT Act may be renewed with no actual reforms. Great.
Update: Maybe not; Feingold may filibuster.
The PATRIOT Act may be renewed with no actual reforms. Great.
Update: Maybe not; Feingold may filibuster.
Twenty-five years ago today, Mark Chapman killed John Lennon. I was in the fifth grade, and had no real idea who he was. Another kid — name long since lost — asked me if I knew about it at recess. I’d heard of the Beatles, but didn’t know any of their names or much about their place in the world. My parents, God love ’em, were warbaby nerds (b. 1940) who, in the truest sense of the quote, “had two 50s and went right on into the 70s.” They had no appreciation for or interest in the era’s music despite being essentially the same age as the Beatles and the Stones (no original member of either band was born after 1943; Bill Wyman was born in 1936).
I remember thinking it was odd that a few other kids were so upset, yet I had no idea who the man had been. Soon after I became a relatively obsessive music fan on my own — Mom and Dad didn’t even have real stereos — and grew to understand the shock of the loss. Other musicians have died early, but few were murdered outside their own homes for no good reason, and fewer still were truly pioneers.
The title to this post, as Mike has no doubt noticed, is from a Paul Simon song off his excellent and often overlooked “Hearts and Bones” record, released three years after Lennon’s murder. It’s predominately about Simon’s breakup with Carrie Fisher, but the final track is called “The Late Great Johnny Ace.” There really was a Johnny Ace, but the song is actually about Lennon. The final stanza goes like this:
On a cold December evening I was walking through the Christmas time When a stranger came up and asked me If I’d heard John Lennon died And the two of us went to this bar And we stayed to close the place And every song we played was for The Late, Great Johnny Ace
GI Joe View Master Reels on the web. And not that tiny-molded-plastic, no-fuzzy-hair, COBRA-fightin’ bullshit imposter crap, either (sorry, Frank); this is about the real deal GI Joe from the early 70s.
Thanks to overgenerous grandparents, we had most of the toys pictured. We’re pretty sure that tower is still in mother’s attic, for example.
Yesterday, we caught some kiddie trying to log into one of our servers. He — or his script — tried a brute-force attack on SSH some 740 times in about 45 minutes. Based on the security profile of the machine, that sort of attack is wildly unlikely to bare fruit, but still: some jackoff is trying the locks, and we don’t like it.
Lots of Googling and guru-asking later, someone pointed us at DenyHosts, which rules. If you run an SSH server, you probably ought to look into this. It watches your logs; when it sees more than X invalid ssh attempts in Y time period from a given IP, it adds that IP to /etc/hosts.deny (or other appropriate file, depending on your flavor of *nix). It distinguishes between invalid logins (for accounts that don’t exist) and failed ones (for accounts that do), so it’s possible to allow 5 invalid attempts in 14d before lockout AND only 3 in 30d for actual accounts, for example. Also, the author was smart enough to incorporate a –purge option, which is key. The IP the script kiddie had yesterday might well be the one you have today, so a permanent ban list isn’t the way to go.
Nice work. It’s not quite ideal — by which we mean that if someone kept trying the locks on our HOUSE at night, well, eventually we’d get down the stairs with the Steyr in time to make short work of the miscreant; to the best of our knowledge DenyHosts does not in fact poke additional holes in the attacker — but it’s certainly a worthwhile extra step to take.
If you are someone who needs to buy some handmade jewelry over the Internet from a girl we dated in college who went on to marry a guy with a obsession for Raiders of the Lost Arc, then we’ve got just the link for you.
The Abe Vigoda Status Page makes sure you know.
You probably need to listen to Abe Vigoda’s Dead, which you know the tune to already. Here’s the lyrics in case you need to sing along.
(Via Tony)
This discussion of radar detectors gives us the warm feeling of validation, since the Valentine has been the official fuzzbuster of Heathen Central since about 1998 or so.
Wired gives us a bit of background on everyone’s favorite anti-DRM duo, Princeton prof Ed Felton and researcher John Halderman.
Halderman, you may recall, is the guy who noticed that Sunncomm’s first stab at copy protection could be circumvented by turning off AutoRun in Windows — or by holding down the shift key when the CD was inserted. He published a paper including this finding, and was promptly threatened with a $10M lawsuit and felony prosecution under the DMCA (the company backed down in the face of widespread outrage).
Felton and Halderman remain the go-to men for information on DRM and copy protection schemes and how they’ll invariably screw up either your CDs or your computer; we here at Heathen love their work and are very thenkful they’re doing it.
Wired has a piece on millionaire John Gilmore’s fight against the Feds’ insistence on papers checks when we travel. Even more disturbing is that the actual rule — which isn’t a law — the Feds cite is classified, so they maintain we have to live by it, but they don’t have to show it to us. How’s that again?
So far, the government has refused to show Gilmore the order compelling airlines to ask for identification, saying that the rule is “sensitive security information,” a security designation that was greatly expanded by Congress in 2002, allowing the Transportation Security Administration wide latitude to withhold information from the public.
Hoopty Rides on The Complete New Yorker.
Or, our apache kung-fu is too strong for you, grasshopper.
We have no idea how long Dirty Harry will be standing in for Chet Donnelly, but we do sort of enjoy the fact that the image size totally screws up his layout.
We’re sure that this is the best damn guitar amp in a toaster money can buy. Period.
But we really like the idea of magnets strong enough to require warnings.
Beware – you must think ahead when moving these magnets. If carrying one into another room, carefully plan the route you will be taking. Computers & monitors will be affected in an entire room. Loose metallic objects and other magnets may become airborne and fly considerable distances – and at great speed – to attach themselves to this magnet. If you get caught in between the two, you can get injured. Two of these magnets close together can create an almost unbelievable magnetic field that can be very dangerous. Of all the unique items we offer for sale, we consider these two items the most dangerous of all. Our normal packing & shipping personnel refuse to package these magnets – our engineers have to do it. This is no joke and we cannot stress it strongly enough – that you must be extremely careful – and know what you’re doing with these magnets. Take Note: Two of the 3″ x 1″ disc magnets can very easily break your arm if they get out of control.
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“Convertible Lumberjack.” He turns into a werewolf, natch.
This is Heathen’s 3,000th post. Enjoy.
“Chupacabra: Dark Seas,” on SciFi. Synopsis: A chupacabra! On a cruise ship! With Giancarlo Esposito as a crazy scientist! And John Rhys-Davies as the captain!
It’s as if they’re going out of their way to make horrible film after horrible film over there. We’ve seen better student films. We’ve seen better films made by toddlers. We’ve seen better films made by chupacabras, or at least we theorize that primitive bloodsucking animals with no language or culture could not possibly do worse than this.
From the IMDB review of this goatsucker: “
By a stroke of sheer coincidence, a Marshall is on board, investigating some money that went missing from the ship’s safe. He’s posing as an insurance salesman (“Lady, I’m the best insurance you’ve got…”). Other scintillating characters include the captain (John Rhys-Davies, and sadly his dignity is the first victim of the film), his tae-bo instructor daughter …
No, we are not making this up.
Via BoingBoing:
Hours after New Orleans officials announced Tuesday that they would deploy a city-owned, wireless Internet network in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, regional phone giant BellSouth Corp. withdrew an offer to donate one of its damaged buildings that would have housed new police headquarters, city officials said yesterday. According to the officials, the head of BellSouth’s Louisiana operations, Bill Oliver, angrily rescinded the offer of the building in a conversation with New Orleans homeland security director Terry Ebbert, who oversees the roughly 1,650-member police force.
Superheros. Dude, they’ve got Plastic Man!
It’s like they think nobody’s paying attention. In this AP story about AG-for-Torture Gonzales defending the Texas redistricting decision, we find this quote from some DoJ spokesdrone:
“All decisions made by the Justice Department involve thoughtful rigorous analysis of the law,” said spokeswoman Tasia Scolinos. “There is no place for politics in this process and to suggest otherwise is unfortunate and just plain wrong.”
Sure, Tasia. And in any minute, monkeys are gonna fly out of my ass.
Conan likes to play clips from “Walker, Texas Ranger.” This one, featuring a very young Haley Joel Osment, may hurt you. (Via MeFi)
They’re trying to defend their illegal certification of the Diebold election-stealing machines.
We’re pretty sure we don’t want these, but it makes us happy that they exist.
We do wonder, though: If we got them, would we be entitled to a saving throw when pulled over?
Lindsey wonders if you’ve seen Sixteen Serious Questions Raised by Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
Via BoingBoing, this sign includes some delightful “translations,” such as “Have no the adult the child that look after with the old man prohibition against the next sea swimming”. Right.
Mrs. H’s longtime aversion to all things Creed is well documented; we have, occasionally, suggested that perhaps they’re not all THAT awful, and that there might be worse things on the radio than Creed, but we’ve given up on that. And, as it happens, she’s clearly right — at least the part about Scott Stapp being a pathetic asshole.
The North Carolina board of elections has certified Diebold’s equipment for use despite their failure to follow a judge’s ruling that they must follow state law and allow their system to be completely examined by outside observers.
A 2003 memo from Justice Department lawyers concluded that Tom DeLay’s redistricting scheme in Texas violated the Voting Rights Act, but senior officials (read: Bush partisans) overruled them and imposed a gag order on their findings. The Washington Post has the story, but it’s also all over the blogosphere.
Excerpt:
Justice Department lawyers concluded that the landmark Texas congressional redistricting plan spearheaded by Rep. Tom DeLay (R) violated the Voting Rights Act, according to a previously undisclosed memo obtained by The Washington Post. But senior officials overruled them and approved the plan. The memo, unanimously endorsed by six lawyers and two analysts in the department’s voting section, said the redistricting plan illegally diluted black and Hispanic voting power in two congressional districts. It also said the plan eliminated several other districts in which minorities had a substantial, though not necessarily decisive, influence in elections. “The State of Texas has not met its burden in showing that the proposed congressional redistricting plan does not have a discriminatory effect,” the memo concluded. The memo also found that Republican lawmakers and state officials who helped craft the proposal were aware it posed a high risk of being ruled discriminatory compared with other options. But the Texas legislature proceeded with the new map anyway because it would maximize the number of Republican federal lawmakers in the state, the memo said. The redistricting was approved in 2003, and Texas Republicans gained five seats in the U.S. House in the 2004 elections, solidifying GOP control of Congress. J. Gerald “Gerry” Hebert, one of the lawyers representing Texas Democrats who are challenging the redistricting in court, said of the Justice Department’s action: “We always felt that the process . . . wouldn’t be corrupt, but it was. . . . The staff didn’t see this as a close call or a mixed bag or anything like that. This should have been a very clear-cut case.” . . . The 73-page memo, dated Dec. 12, 2003, has been kept under tight wraps for two years. Lawyers who worked on the case were subjected to an unusual gag rule. The memo was provided to The Post by a person connected to the case who is critical of the adopted redistricting map. Such recommendation memos, while not binding, historically carry great weight within the Justice Department.
BoingBoing reveals why Yukon Cornelius licks his axe.
Not like these, anyway. We want to build a Gauss rifle. Heh.
Speaking to reporters, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff repeatedly contradicted Sec. Rumsfeld on what, exactly, was the obligation of US forces if they observe or hear of prisoner abuse. General Pace’s position is that they must intervene; Rummy just wants them to object.
The larger issue here is that Rumsfeld, ostensibly Gen. Pace’s superior, tried to correct the Marine, only to get stuffed in the process. In front of the press.
Awesome.
We’re pretty sure this sums up why we’ll probably skip Aeon Flux on the big screen.
Melissa the Loud plays the hurdy-gurdy, which is pretty darn cool.
Via Deadprogrammer, who has a blog worth reading; thanks to another entry, we now know we need to go here when we hit NYC later this month.
The one the Army tried to railroad into a treason charge, which then became a “mishandling documents” charge, which they eventually had to drop because they had no evidence at all? Yeah, he wrote a book.
So, in North Carolina, there’s a law that election machines must have open, examinable code so that people can trust that the machines do what they say they do. Diebold lobbied for and received an exemption from this law — which a judge then struck down. In response, Diebold is pulling out of North Carolina. What does this tell you about their voting machine code? Nothing good.
More here, wherein it’s made clear that the NC law mandated not public disclosure of the code but only escrow. What is Diebold afraid of?
… then this Sony Brevia commercial is the high end of the remaining set. Blogland was all atwitter a few months back with stills of the shoot, which involved releasing an enormous number of multicolored superballs down hills in San Francisco. This is the finished product. It’s lovely, and is sullied by commerce only in the final seconds.
There’s a making-of video linked in one of JWZ’s entries above; it’s worth your time, too.
Rude Pundit points out what useless and vile jackasses the folks at Newsmax are; they’re running an editorial called “John McCain: Torture Worked On Me” whose thesis is that McCain ought not be opposed to torture since, you know, he eventually cracked under NV torture as a POW.
Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot.
We don’t know if WaPo got it wrong, or the cops backed off, but the revised story states clearly that no random ID checks will be done after all.
Like, for example, Jane Siberry’s online store. Check it out.
Kos has an excerpt from Al Franken’s new book that you really oughta read.
Freedom to Tinker reports that Sony’s MediaMax DRM installs even if you tell it not to. Again, NEVER install software from a music CD, and MAKE SURE you’ve disabled autorun in you’re running Windows.
We note that folks not on Windows are much, much safer on this point — all these copy-protection schemes require the user to install (albeit unwittingly) software that prevents him or her from using the CD normally; in the absence of said software, there is no DRM. Neither Linux nor OS X have anything so wrongheaded as CD autorun (which even MS has moved away from, we understand), so even if such programs are developed, the user would have to deliberately install them. That’s why they’re frequently called innocuous things like “PlayCD.exe” — what user in their right mind would install it if it were named honestly? Flash hokum and screensavers be damned, there is nothing on a music CD you need to install.
Here’s how to disable autorun in Windows XP. If you’re not sure it’s off, CHECK NOW.
Eliot Spitzer is looking into the Sony/BMG rootkit fiasco. It’s probably gonna be a whole lot harder for the jackoffs at Sony to pretend “no, really, the rootkit thing is no big deal” now that at least two state AGs are looking at them, not to mention the brewing class action suit.
Cops in Miami have a disturbing plan to remind citizens of police power:
MIAMI –Miami police announced Monday they will stage random shows of force at hotels, banks and other public places to keep terrorists guessing and remind people to be vigilant. Article Tools Deputy Police Chief Frank Fernandez said officers might, for example, surround a bank building, check the IDs of everyone going in and out and hand out leaflets about terror threats. “This is an in-your-face type of strategy. It’s letting the terrorists know we are out there,” Fernandez said. The operations will keep terrorists off guard, Fernandez said. He said al-Qaida and other terrorist groups plot attacks by putting places under surveillance and watching for flaws and patterns in security. Police Chief John Timoney said there was no specific, credible threat of an imminent terror attack in Miami. But he said the city has repeatedly been mentioned in intelligence reports as a potential target.
Or, at least, the BBC wishes they hadn’t. (NSFW; screencaps with boobies included in Sun article)
Five years ago today, we turned our email list into the first incarnation of Miscellaneous Heathen. Nearly 3,000 posts later, here we are. With what AWStats says is 5K+ unique visitors a month and around 80K hits a month, we figure a few more people than the original Arrant Knaves list are stopping by to participate in this rather public hobby.
Feeling nostalgic? Feel free to give the Archives a visit.
First, an excerpt from the Scientology-themed South Park ep. Very funny, made moreso by its complete adherence to actual CoS doctrine.
Second, this weird item at BoingBoing from the WaPo in re: some enormous crop-circle type decorations in New Mexico marking the location of the CoS’ archive vault.
Finally, this 1983 Penthouse interview with L. Ron, Jr., which I suspect was part of the source material for Troy Schulze’ Me-Sci-Ah.
Via Democratic Veteran, who’s quoting from the Post:
The Defense Department has expanded its programs aimed at gathering and analyzing intelligence within the United States, creating new agencies, adding personnel and seeking additional legal authority for domestic security activities in the post-9/11 world. The moves have taken place on several fronts. The White House is considering expanding the power of a little-known Pentagon agency called the Counterintelligence Field Activity, or CIFA, which was created three years ago. The proposal, made by a presidential commission, would transform CIFA from an office that coordinates Pentagon security efforts — including protecting military facilities from attack — to one that also has authority to investigate crimes within the United States such as treason, foreign or terrorist sabotage or even economic espionage. The Pentagon has pushed legislation on Capitol Hill that would create an intelligence exception to the Privacy Act, allowing the FBI and others to share information gathered about U.S. citizens with the Pentagon, CIA and other intelligence agencies, as long as the data is deemed to be related to foreign intelligence. Backers say the measure is needed to strengthen investigations into terrorism or weapons of mass destruction.
The Post continues:
Kate Martin, director of the Center for National Security Studies, said the data-sharing amendment would still give the Pentagon much greater access to the FBI’s massive collection of data, including information on citizens not connected to terrorism or espionage. The measure, she said, “removes one of the few existing privacy protections against the creation of secret dossiers on Americans by government intelligence agencies.” She said the Pentagon’s “intelligence agencies are quietly expanding their domestic presence without any public debate.”