Apparently, it’s possible on some Android devices to allow Facebook to take over and manage your address book based on your friends list.
Yeah, I know, right? What a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE IDEA.
If you reacted as I did, it should come as no surprise to you that this turned out to be a horrible, horrible idea.
Don’t outsource that kind of thing, people. Especially don’t outsource it to a “free” service that makes billions by selling information about you, and that has a financial motive to push you away from normal channels of communication and towards methods that rely on a private service.
Facebook will fuck you if you let them. Keep as little information there as you can, and don’t let them worm their way into other aspects of your life. It’s not worth it.
Hey Heathen! How do YOU use Facebook?
Glad you asked.
- Lock down your profile
- Only some friends can see my activity. I decided long ago that I’d accept requests from most people I know, or have known, but most of those distant connections go into a group that can neither see nor comment on any activity on my wall.
- Sanitize the info in your profile
- I keep essentially ZERO personal data in my profile. Not my job, not my real world address, etc.
- Never use your Facebook login on other sites
- This ought to be easy. Doing this gives Facebook access to all your activity on any site that uses your Facebook credentials. Seriously, don’t do this.
- Use a dedicated browser
- This is the biggie. I don’t go to Facebook with my regular browser. I use Chrome for most of my web activities, and I allow Chrome to store some limited login information about various sites. That makes my life easier. On the other hand, Chrome is also configured to explicitly block most ads as well as nearly all site-to-site tracking methods.
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This means some sites won’t work right for me. I’m okay with that. When I run into a problem site, I switch over to Safari, which is set up with much more permissive settings — but it’s also set up to purge all local cookies and data every time I quit. Chrome runs for weeks at a time on my laptop, but Safari is quit and restarted every time I need it to protect my privacy.
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Because Facebook is so craven and shameless about snooping on its members, I only ever visit Facebook with Safari.


This amused me, but not in any culturally bigoted way. What tickled me was that even though the “water method” is by far the most popular approach there (I assume), the hardware used is a repurposed kitchen sprayer. It was like this in a fancy Dubai high-rise, and it was like this in the bathroom at the client office, and it was like this in the restrooms off the hotel lobby. You’d think there would be something purpose-built, but (short of the bidet in the hotel) I never saw anything else.