The good news is that a local TV repair shop was interested in hauling off the 55" Mitsubishi for free, presumably for parts or even cheap-rehab for second-hand sale.
The bad news is that i had to help the little Chinese dude get the monster down the stairs, and it's too early for beer yet.
Are you sure? My mom says it's never too early for beer. I say it's never too early for tequila or prosecco.