This piece on leaving Moscow is pretty great, and reminds me of stories told my a certain immigrant Texan I know…
Yearly Archives: 2012
And as long as we’re talking about female cover acts…
Why not visit my pal Mike to enjoy The Iron Maidens and Misstallica? There’s video of an “Aces High” cover…
Two things you need to know.
Maya Rudolph is in an all-girl Prince cover duo called Princess.
They played “Darling Nikki” on Fallon last week, backed by the fucking ROOTS, and there is video.
You’re welcome.
(h/t MeFi.)
Today makes 3 years.
We love the new guys, but we still miss Bob.
Things to Delight Us
Today, I am extremely pleased to have heard this sentence in conversation with my friend Igor: “A friend of mine met her years ago in the jungles of the Yucatan.”
(And yes, it’s a statement of literal truth.)
I don’t understand why we don’t do this all the time
Liquid nitrogen + warm water + 1,500 ping-pong balls == AWESOME.
The Intarwub finds its own use for things
This is really one of those times when I don’t know if I should shit or go blind. SFW.
Yup. Nothing racist here, eh?
An angry old fuck in Austin lynched a chair in his yard. Madcap hilarity, of course, ensued.
HOWTO: Win at Political Ads
Step 1: Be sisters with a former West Wing actress.
Step 2: Engineer a charming West Wing reunion as a voting PSA.
Strange things afoot in the music world
Make of these what you will:
Point the First Amanda Palmer’s record entered the Billboard charts at #10. A crowdsourced, Kickstarter record, completely free of label support. Or a label at all, really.
If you are a record label, my guess is that this scares the shit out of you.
Good.
Point the Second Running errands at lunch, I flipped over from NPR to a local pop radio station. It was playing Gangnam Style.
It’s 1981 somewhere
Specifically, here, where you can see shockingly high quality footage of a very, very young U2 playing “11 O’Clock Tick Tock” in a Berlin nightclub.
Presumably, West Berlin. Kids, ask your parents.
h/t to (@groovehouse](http://twitter.com/groovehouse).
HOWTO: Tell if a company sucks
If attempts to contact a local rep are routed without exception to a call center somewhere else, they hate you. Take your business elsewhere if you can’t get past the call center “customer deflection shield.”
A little bit more from the Palmer show
This is mostly a camera experiment.
In the years since I bought my old camera, the game changed a bit. The Rebel didn’t shoot video at all, but now basically every reasonable camera system shoots HD video really, really well — entire movies and TV shows have been shot with the now obsolete Canon 5D Mk II, for example.
Now, to do video at a professional level, you need to control lots of other factors (chief among them sound and lighting), but the core ingredients are there, which is pretty rad.
As an experiment, I shot this clip (1:10) of one of Amanda Palmer’s opening acts, a sax duo called Ronald Reagan who bill themselves as “Boston’s Premier 80’s Pop Saxophone Duo”. The focus drifts a little (operator error), but overall I’m totally shocked by the clarity. I was standing in a scrum of people on the floor at Fitz, holding the camera over my head to get a better angle. I mean, seriously, this is amazing.
Anyway, here it is.
I also grabbed a couple other clips, but this was the best of the lot. One is plagued much more by the focus drift issue, and the other was during an all-hands-on-deck finale of “Careless Whisper,” which was played at eleven, so the mic got a bit overloaded. But this one’s a good example of what this little camera can do.
Pix: Amanda Fucking Palmer
I took the new tiny camera with me to the Amanda Palmer show last night at Fitzgerald’s. I took a few pix.
The little Oly did VERY well, though I need to learn a bit more about keeping the focus constant when shooting video. It also appears I’m gonna need that battery grip (or just another battery), because I only got to about 450 shots before it was done for the night. I got super spoiled with the Rebel, which would shoot for days, but if this is the main drawback I encounter, I’ll be TOTALLY cool with it.
All shots with the Olympus M.Zuiko 45/1.8, which turns out to be a GREAT lens. It’s not the equal of the Leica 25/1.4, but for things like this it’s perfect.
Nice kitty. Sweet kitty. BIG kitty.
When in Kenya, it is important to be very very careful when interacting with the locals.
Gangnam Style: Explained
Because the Internet is magic, I’m able to point you to this excellent thread at Reddit where a South Korean explains the cultural context of the now-iconic song and video.
Here’s a few bits that may not be clear:
- Psy is not a one-hit wonder. He’s had a long and varied career despite having it interrupted twice by conscription.
- While obviously somewhat goofy in presentation, he’s taken seriously from a musical and cultural commentary standpoint.
- Even the phrase “Oppa Gangnam Style” is pretty loaded with meaning in Korean.
Go read both of juyunkim89’s posts there; this kind of cross-cultural perspective is what we all hoped would happen way more often with a global Internet. It’s pretty damn cool even if it’s just discussing a pop song.
SO much to love here
Aimee Mann’s new video may look a little familiar:
ZOMG MUSLIM RAGE!
Gawker (yes, Gawker) puts things in perspective in the wake of Newsweek‘s frankly irresponsible and ridiculous cover story.
Don’t miss this quote:
Indeed, as everyone knows, Muslims, and especially Arab Muslims, have no lives, feelings or thoughts external to constant, violent rage, directed at old white people living in the Midwest (due to their freedoms).
Well, hell.
Catholics? Meet the Boy Scouts, your partners in kiddie-diddling and coverups.
Some people are squirrel handed
Could this picture get more awesome?
People Ask: Why the Olympus?
Writer and photographer Richard Kadrey provides 1,000 words on the subject.
(Btw, that link is SFW, but the rest of Mr Kadrey’s Flickr may not be.)
Dept. of New Camera Tests
Other than some neat pix of Mrs Heathen and the cats, this set is kinda thin, but here it is anyway.
Interesting note for the photo-geeks in Heathen Nation: the stolen Rebel had a top ISO of 1600. The new hotness, an Olympus E-M5, shoots at ISO 25,600; the pix of Sen. Wiggins are examples.
SHOCKER: Santorum says something completely true!
At the so-called Values Voter summit — sponsored the Family Research Council, a noted hate group — Santorum stated openly that “we will never have the elite, smart people on our side.”
Oh, great.
Now they can blow up watermelons WITH THE POWER OF THEIR MINDS!
New Official Heathen Position on Baseball
IT CAME FROM 1978
I can’t decide if my favorite thing about this is the “Scintillatin’ Dr J Calendar” or the fact that C-3PO is playing the drums.
Another protest in Libya. This one is different.
Be Still My Big, Rumbly, Supercharged Heart
There is a documentary coming about the Buick Grand National Regal.
HowTo: Win at Streaking
Seriously, this guy has skills. Key aspect: Getaway car.
Via MeFi.
In honor of 9/11, let’s look at the record
Kurt Eichenwald has, including the volumes of Presidential Daily Briefings now public, and it turns out the Bush White House knew way more than has been previously discussed, and chose to ignore those warnings out of a misguided and unsupported belief that the “real” threat was Iraq.
By May 1, the Central Intelligence Agency told the White House of a report that “a group presently in the United States” was planning a terrorist operation. Weeks later, on June 22, the daily brief reported that Qaeda strikes could be “imminent,” although intelligence suggested the time frame was flexible.
But some in the administration considered the warning to be just bluster. An intelligence official and a member of the Bush administration both told me in interviews that the neoconservative leaders who had recently assumed power at the Pentagon were warning the White House that the C.I.A. had been fooled; according to this theory, Bin Laden was merely pretending to be planning an attack to distract the administration from Saddam Hussein, whom the neoconservatives saw as a greater threat. Intelligence officials, these sources said, protested that the idea of Bin Laden, an Islamic fundamentalist, conspiring with Mr. Hussein, an Iraqi secularist, was ridiculous, but the neoconservatives’ suspicions were nevertheless carrying the day.
Ah, neocons. Fuck each and every one of them, and then put ’em in jail. Jesus.
You can tell it’s all true, btw, because the right’s response has been to send out professional liar Ari Fleischer to smear Eichenwald as a “truther.” In this segment on AC360, the level of sheer smugtastic douchery from Fleischer is breathtaking.
Oh wow. Wow. Mary Karr still packs a whallop
The Hairpin and Poetry magazine are collaborating; the first example is the former running two poems from Karr with an unmistakable subject.
You should not, under any circumstances, miss these if you are at all of the literary bent.
August 3, 1983: Something extraordinary
These are Matthew De Abaitua’s words. They are awesome:
Wendy Melvoin is fresh from high school. She is a wearing a V-necked sleeveless top, and patterned shorts. She is playing the first chords of a new song on her purple guitar, opening chords that she wrote, a circular motif with a chorus effect. Wendy is eighteen-nineteen and she has the high cheekbones and diffident confidence of a Hollywood upbringing. She half-smiles at the faces that crowd close to the low club stage. This is Wendy’s first gig with the new band, and the song she is playing is “Purple Rain,” and nobody in the audience has ever heard “Purple Rain” before because this is the night that Prince and the Revolution record the song.
No, seriously. This video link is the foundation of the take you know and love and have been listening to for almost 30 years. They took it live, from here.
The gig is a benefit for the Minnesota Dance Theater. Prince and the Revolution are taking dance lessons and their tutor suggests the gig as a way of supporting the financially challenged theatre; because Prince is a local lad, born and raised in Minneapolis, a city he will always come back to, he agrees to play.
In 1983, Prince is an international star, thanks to “1999″ and “Little Red Corvette.” He has released five albums in five years, from when he was eighteen years old. He has so many songs he forms other bands like The Time and Vanity 6 to play them. He is an impresario and a producer and he is also only twenty-three, not so far away from the poor black kid who stood outside McDonald’s just to smell the food he couldn’t afford. His instinct for self-reliance, his tendency to be dictatorial, has been blindsided by these two sophisticated young women, Wendy and, on her keyboards, her lover, Lisa; for the first time in his life, he will collaborate in a meaningful way.
[…]
The crowd at First Avenue, their faces straining against one another, receive the brief benediction of a wavering spotlight: to them, “Purple Rain” doesn’t sound like any song that Prince has played before: the tight electronic funk, his harsh and weird sex songs, the soul ballads in which he asks for forgiveness — “Purple Rain” is something new, something different. They don’t know how to react. In fact the crowd is so muted that when this recording is prepared for the album, the engineer loops some crowd noise taken from a football game to give it some life.
What do great songs sound like the first time we hear them? Can you remember that feeling? When Bob Dylan heard The Animals’ version of “House of the Rising Sun,” he got out of the car and ran around it again and again he was so excited. The first time you hear a great song is so rare, and it can never be repeated; watching the crowd during this first performance of “Purple Rain,” I see that look on a few faces, a silent shocked awe. On the twenty-seven other recordings of “Purple Rain” on my iPod, the moment the first chord is strummed, the crowd cheer, acknowledging the anthem. They become a congregation, keen to be guided through the Purple Rain, and that has its ecstasies, even if it involves cigarette lighters held aloft, and hands waved in the air. But to hear silence flowing back from the audience, no singalong because they don’t know the words, is to eavesdrop on the shock of the new.
Oh, holy crap just go read the whole thing, and do NOT miss the first link up there — it’s the video.
Via MeFi. This shit, right here, is some quality Internettin’, boys and girls. Enjoy.
PS: The MeFi thread reminded me of this Hall of Fame peformance of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” with Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Steve Winwood, and others, which I previously mentioned here. The best part, even over Prince’s amazing solo and the degree of “holy shit” you see on the faces of the other musicians is what comes at the end: Prince finishes his solo, tosses the guitar up into the air, and walks — no, struts — offstage.
The guitar never comes down.
Poison. Ear. Enema.
BoingBoing has Phil Hartman’s 1985 SNL audition tape. Stick with it through the modernized Nicholson version of Hamlet at least; the German impressionist is also TOP NOTCH.
One more reason why the ACA matters
According to a new study, 62% of bankruptcies in 2007 were due to medical costs, and 3/4 had medical insurance.
What We’ve Learned: Burglary Edition
Right, so, we got robbed.
Late enough Friday night for to actually be Saturday morning, someone tossed a big-ass decorative stone through our downstairs sliding glass door and made off with my laptop and my backpack, which contained a variety of other delights including my camera and some really nice headphones. Awesome.
Let’s take a look at the tape:
- Amazingly, there’s good news
- You know what I didn’t lose? Any data whatsoever, thanks to Time Machine, CrashPlan, and Dropbox. Well, mostly the first, since that was the only one I needed to reconstitute my working environment, but had the nefarious jackholes grabbed the backup drive, too, I’d have the extra backups. Food for thought.
- So how’d that go?
- I ordered a new Macbook online and scheduled in-store pickup in Highland Village. I picked it up, took it home, plugged it into my Time Machine drive, and went to this little guy’s birthday party. When I got home, my computer was basically right where I left it — browser windows and all. Beat that.
- Amusing Lesson Number 1
- You can, with a big enough check, have your glass door replaced in the middle of the goddamn night.
- Did they bring a shop vac and help clean up the glass?
- Yes, they brought a shop vac and helped to clean up the glass.
- What about Brenda? Is she really gonna move in with that guy?
- Apparently so.
- Who’s Brenda?
- I have no idea, but the glass dudes were seriously discussing it.
- So did the alarm go off?
- Nope. Somehow, the crazy single lady who lived here first didn’t think to put a glass break sensor in the room where *30% of the wall is glass**. Go figure. Yeah, fixing that ASAP.
- Amusing Lesson Number 2
- This being Texas, the cops were utterly uninterested in the (obviously, completely, totally unloaded) handgun on the entryway table once I told them it was mine and not evidence.
- Do we feel good about that safe now?
- You bet your ass.
- In which the wonders of plastics are explored
- In searching for security solutions to the back door problem, I came across the fact that 3M is doing some pretty amazing stuff with window film. Sure, they can block heat and UV, but they’ve gone much farther than that. Like, you can get stuff strong enough to prevent the “flying daggers of bloody death” hurricane feature, and that will slow down or stymie a would-be burglar. More noise and less progress is anathema to that line of work, so it may well be that we eschew the “ghetto prison” look and go for for some space-age polymers instead.
- Amusing Lesson Number 3
- If you make enough noise, ADT will promise to help you sooner than October. Score one for “firmly assertive” and “willing to take your business elsewhere”.
- Amusing Lesson Number 4
- I feel really, really good about my decision to consolidate sensitive information in 1Password now. You should seriously be considering this for your laptops, too, unless you have some sort of whole-disk encryption thing going on.
- Do you leave the laptop downstairs anymore?
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Does your downstairs look like a holdout set from a zombie movie?
- Shut up.
Dept. of Awesome Meetups
Apparently, when he was a child and yet already too large for the school bus, Andre the Giant was regularly driven to school by a friend of the family: Samuel Beckett.
Oh, Houston media
With crack talent like this, it ought to be easy to see why we never watch local news.
Two more bits on Kluwe and the Vikings
So, yeah, it turns out this guy is a little odd by NFL standards — giant fantasy gamer, essentially disinterested in football beyond his niche (which he apparently does very well), and possessed of a genuinely quick and well-educated mind. In other words, he’s a huge nerd. That makes this even MORE awesome.
Also, if the first version of the letter offended your delicate sensibilities, well, he’s gone and posted a clean version as well.
Oh, and there’s a great MeFi thread on the whole thing, too. So that’s AN ENTIRE EXTRA BIT at no extra charge. See how good I am to you?
So that’s what he meant
I’ll admit that, for 25 years or more, I had no idea what Pat DiNizio meant in the lyrics to “Behind the Wall of Sleep,” but now that I’ve actually seen a picture of Jeanie Shrimpton, well . . . right there with ya, buddy.
(Here, in this nuturing group, I’ll admit that I also didn’t understand the Stones reference (“…she stood just like Bill Wyman…”) until at least 1988.)
I think Heathen may have just become Vikings fans
The context for this is right: Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo spoke out recently in favor of a Maryland ballot initiative legalizing gay marriage. In response, wingnut jackass Emmett Burns — a Maryland state delegate! — [wrote a letter to the Ravens owner(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/07/brendon-ayanbadejo-ravens-emmett-burns-marriage_n_1863488.html) asking that he “inhibit such expressions from your employee.”
So much WAT, amirite?
Anyway, Minnesota punter Chris Kluwe noticed, and dropped a righteous and mighty smackdown on state delegate Burns in response. It’s a thing of brutal and effective beauty, and you should go read the whole thing.
By way of followup, Kluwe provided some context for his remarks after the fact.
The Award for Excellence in Beer Advertising…
Wow.
Dept. of Unexpected Second Careers
Dan Spitz, best known as the lead guitarist for the band Anthrax, has become a watchmaker.
OK GO are at it again
This Rube Goldberg music video is even better than the last one.
h/t Garissimo, via the Mysterious Spanked Barrister
You really need to visit Google’s homepage today
Seriously. It’s interactive.
How good WAS Entwistle?
Well, you tell me. This vid has basically just the bass track to a live performance of “Won’t Get Fooled Again.” Enjoy.
Yes.
Via Q.
Cosplay: Now over
Because, seriously, what could top (or out-creep) this Bert and Ernie pair?
Hugos: Baffling.
I’m really, really confused how Among Others beat out Embassytown for best novel. The latter was legitimately compelling and inventive; the former is a terribly simplistic young-adult outsider-comes-of-age story that boils down to “Are you there, Sci fi? It’s me, Mori” and leaves more plot threads unresolved than not.
More on Lance
This is widely linked, but it’s spot on: Lance Still Worth Honoring.
Wear some yellow if you want, but a better choice is donating. The work they do helps an awful lot of people.