30 + 10 Pt 3: In which things are set afire and carried forth in shopping carts, much to the consternation of neighbors and miscellaneous civic support organizations

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A legend reborn: my attorney reprises his award-winning role.


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The boulevard median has never looked so fine, so radiant.


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My attorney heads for home.


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There is an argument to be made that, once out of the cart, the fire should be extinguished -- or at least no longer encouraged.

That would not describe the subsequent events.


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My attorney performs the sacred Cuban tiki torch sidewalk fire shuffle.


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Pat feigns horror. Either that, or he's somehow responsible. I'll bet you can guess which.


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Mistakes were made. And not just Eric's hat.


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Eventually, we came to the attention of the authorities.


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My attorney disclaims all responsibility.


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This stain persisted on my sidewalk for months.


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That is some funny shit there. Last night I had to insist on building a fire you could see from Heathen Central. Somehow my popularity took a hit when I threw the mother of all logs on the coals as the fine folks of Garden Oaks were off to bed.

This morning I met a few new Heathens (native tribe), who were doing their tribal ritual at 5 am of beating drums and blowing smoke through a goblet ( kind of like we did, but different). I hope you felt the spirit. I am sad I missed your party and look forward to hearing about it.

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