Every time you do something like this I damn near fall on my knees to give thanks for the Sunshine State, because between you and Arizona people might actually forget what a misbegotten place Mississippi is.
Good Riddance
Chuck Colson, a Watergate felon who spent his later years spreading all manner of hate under the banner of “Christianity,” is dead.
More on Colson’s legacy of hate and intolerance at MeFi and at two posts at Slacktivist.
Fred sums it up:
What’s remarkable about Colson’s legacy is not just how angry he managed to make the enemies that he bore false witness about and harmed for so long. Their anger is understandable and wholly appropriate. What’s really remarkable about Colson’s career is how very many such enemies he chose to make and how much damage he was able to do.
and further:
As “one of the leading spokespersons of evangelical Christianity in America today,” Colson helped to identify Christianity with a vicious, mean-spirited, and thoroughly dishonest culture war against women and LGBT people. He worked, passionately, to make that the core and the bedrock of American Christianity.
I don’t think that counts as living without scandal. I think that counts as being at the center of one of the worst scandals of this generation of the church.
Radioactivity and Teens, Part II
Back in 1998, Harper’s ran an interesting story about David Hahn, a teenager who very nearly created a breeder reactor in his parents’ garden shed, which subsequently became a Superfund cleanup site.
A very different tale played out for young Taylor Wilson, another teen with nuclear dreams, except with much better parents. Wilson’s story was covered in Popular Science earlier this year, and is worth your time.
There’s a whole lot of cool to unpack here
Some apparently very smart people went to Kickstarter to fund the production of their new intelligent watch design, Pebble. They sought $100,000 in backing.
With 25 days to go, in excess of six million dollars has been pledged, or 6,000% of their goal.
First, while the official Heathen position for many years has been “watches need springs,” but Pebble does enough cool stuff that I definitely see myself making an exception. (They won me over with the open SDK.)
Second, HOLY CRAP SIX MILLION DOLLARS. Kickstarter may be the most interesting development to come out of the Internet yet. It’s not microfinance, exactly, but it’s hard to see the ease with which Pebble reached 40,000 backers as anything but an enormously disruptive and powerful change in the way interesting things get funded.
Garbage Delayed is Garbage I Can See
Levon Helm, 1940 – 2012
Levon Helm died this afternoon. He was 71.
Heathen Nation Update: Dept. of Pelts on the Wall
Longtime Heathen THP, Esq., makes an appearance in this clip over at KPRC, as he’s representing a woman the now-resigning Galveston county district clerk illegally fired. Go Tom!
More at the Galveston Daily News.
These People Are My Heroes
If Heathen Nation were given a 2400-frames-per-second camera, we’d do lots of stupid things just like these people. Enjoy.
Surprise Surprise, the Government Lies
It turns out that a whole lot of forensics is more or less bullshit, and that the Justice Department has known this for a long time and not told anyone but prosecutors, even when flawed evidence had put people in prison.
As Radley notes, this is dangerously close to “pitchforks in the streets” stuff:
I mean, think about that. Taxpayer-paid employees of the Justice Department had direct and exclusive knowledge that there may be hundreds of innocent people in prison, they knew that flawed forensics in these cases needed to be reviewed, and their justification for not doing more as these people continued to rot in prison was, Hey, we did the bare minimum required of us by law.
Eventually, these two MUST make a zombie movie
Al Pacino and Chris Walken, apparently just hanging out.
According to them, this post would be more effective if I diluted it
More on Helm
Levon
This morning, I found this video by The Band on one of my “coffee sites.” I didn’t realize is that this 1976 performance — from their Last Waltz farewell film — was the last time Levon Helm played “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” but that’s the sort of thing you learn when you see a random video you enjoy, and start a little wandering on Wikipedia.
Sadly, I also discovered a bit of news that is almost certainly the reason the video was on Merlin’s Tumblr in the first place.
Yesterday, this was posted on Helm’s site:
Dear Friends,
Levon is in the final stages of his battle with cancer. Please send your prayers and love to him as he makes his way through this part of his journey.
Thank you fans and music lovers who have made his life so filled with joy and celebration… he has loved nothing more than to play, to fill the room up with music, lay down the back beat, and make the people dance! He did it every time he took the stage…
We appreciate all the love and support and concern.
From his daughter Amy, and wife Sandy
Godspeed, Levon.
“A very serious person” indeed
Duncan “Atrios” Black’s formerly pseudonymous blog Eschaton is now ten years old.
Bruce on Kip
Bruce Schneier has noticed the previously linked Kip Hawley op-ed, and gives us a rundown.
Even better than she was on SNL
Heathen Nation, put down your beverages and watch this.
Frankly, it’s the waddling part that’s most odd
Trent Richardson: Stand-Up Guy
Courtney Alvis of Hueytown, Alabama got to spend her junior year of high school battling leukemia. She’s gotten well enough to go to her senior prom, but was without a date.
Trent Richardson, Heisman finalist and certain first-round pick at the NFL draft in 10 days — and perhaps more significantly the son of a cancer survivor — decided he’d solve the problem.
Alvis, for her part, was elected prom queen with Richardson at her side.
Timberlake and Kunis got nothing on this guy. Roll Tide, people.
Congratulations, Kip
Former TSA head Kip Hawley — who was recently whipped like a circus monkey by Bruce Schneier in an Economist debate — pens a surprising OpEd in the WSJ calling for wholesale reform of a broken, ineffective TSA.
Gosh, Kip, what took you so long?
Reigning In Prosecutors
It’s often been said that a DA can get an indictment for a ham sandwich if they want, but few notice just exactly how awful it is that this is true.
Mr Balko has a couple posts on the subject worth your time:
- One, noting that prosecutors don’t need to believe the guilt of those they try; and
- Two, wherein he (with Glenn Reynolds) proposes the state be on the hook for the defense costs of those tried but not convicted, and even reimburse for unjust pretrial confinement.
Criminal justice is broken. No system with immunity for state actors can ever be just, because there is no punishment (realistically speaking) for runaway prosecutors who abuse their office to improve their stats.
Pete, On The Way Down
Salon’s Nelle Engoron breaks down last night’s Mad Men. I think it’s pretty spot on. Pete is probably doomed. Or, rather, more doomed than even the rest of them.
Today’s Montrose Moment
When I went out for the mail, four women dressed as flappers, purporting to be on a “Beer Hunt,” asked if they could (a) pretend my front yard was a public park and (b) photograph me leapfrogging them. Note that whether or not I was willing to leapfrog was never, apparently, at issue.
Sadly, this did not come to pass, as one of the flappers was insistent that my yard was in no way a public park, and that any resulting photograph would be unable to hide that fact, and that it was cheating besides.
So that happened.
“I’m not being defensive. You’re the one who’s being defensive. Why is it always the other person who’s being defensive?”
Harry Shearer’s spot-on Mike Wallace in this early 80s SNL snort is second only to Martin Short’s Nathan Thurm, Esq, but the whole of the piece is an absolute pitch-perfect 60 Minutes send-up.
Yet More Reasons to Like Wilco
How Wilco engages technology and the Internet stands in stark contrast to how the RIAA and labels see it, but the recording industry as a whole would do well to take a lesson here.
Mayor Parker is awesome and all, but…
…it appears that Newark’s Cory Booker may be a superhero:
Newark Mayor Cory Booker was taken to a hospital Thursday night for treatment of smoke inhalation he suffered trying to rescue his next-door neighbors from their burning house.
Here we go again…
Congress is considering yet another Internet-fucking bill. Behave accordingly.
Hepola on Hepola on Waits
For years, I’ve enjoyed Sarah Hepola’s writing, so it’s no surprise that her very long meditation on her “career” of Waits fandom pleases me quite a lot. Pretty much Waits fans only, and even then only Waits fans over about 35.
Even Slate is right occasionally
Things that will make you feel old
A side conversation at work this morning had the following awful fact come to light:
The end of the war in Vietnam (1975) is now longer ago than the end of World War II was in 1980.
Fela, in his prime
In 1971, Ginger Baker — yes, that Ginger Baker — shot a few minutes of a Fela Kuti performance in Calabar.
This is worth your time, friends.
Yes, we’re old as dirt. Sue us.
Those fuckers over at the Houston Press have the unmitigated gall to remind us that Number of the Beast was released thirty years ago this week.
Ow.
Wil Speaks Truth
He’s right; this is completely awesome. Stay with it, and keep in mind they’re doing this in a van. On a highway. Driving to a “real” gig.
By the way, Bluhm and her pals have other songs in the Van Sessions series.
Is it time, I wonder, to rehabilitate Hall & Oates?
The Steve Jobs of 8-Bit
Jack Tramiel, the man behind the Commodore line of computers, has died.
It would not be wrong to say his computers had easily as much to do with the pervasive spread of computing as anyone else. I never had one — my parents swayed me to buy local and get something at Radio Shack, more’s the pity — but he looms large over generations of computer nerds like me.
Thing I did not know before today: Tramiel was born in Poland; he and his family spent the war in Auschwitz and other camps before Tramiel alone was rescued in 1945.
More at MeFi.
When you weren’t looking, time passed.
David Letterman is 65, and has now had a longer career as “late night talk show host” than anyone else, ever. Yes, even him.
I remember, as a lonely fifth grader, faking illness so I could stay home and watch his short-lived morning show. His comedic sensibility always made sense to me, so I’ve been a fan ever since.
Best Radiator EVER.
Dept. of Memes, Repurposed
We sort of sat out the whole NyanCat thing — apparently, a phenom not unlike the old Leekspin — but, like Accordian Guy, we admit to finding NyanWaits oddly compelling.
The TSA, Explained
Randall Munroe Remains Awesome
Also, apparently there’s a lake in Siberia that’s over a mile deep. Whoa.
ATTENTION HEATHEN NATION
More at the band’s site. Houston show is on 4/20 (heh) at, sadly, HOB.
“Good ideas do not need lots of lies told about them in order to gain public acceptance.”
Charles Kuffner points out what’s wrong with the voter fraud story in Texas.
Hint: We don’t have a voter fraud problem. Voter ID laws are about reducing voter turnout, plain and simple.
If I had enough paper, I’d do this ALL THE TIME
Belt sander + giant stack of paper == oddly soothing experience.
Via MeFi.
Why PHP Sucks.
This is a great rant, but it’s for hardcore geeks only.
h/t Rob.
In case you were wondering: Scott Walker remains a vile human being
The ever-popular Wisconsin governor has now decided to stop defending a law in the state that requires hospitals to treat gay partners as spouses for purposes of visitation. The end result is likely that said partners will be denied access.
What is the matter with this man?
More at Jezebel.
Arizona: Trying Hard to Out-Crazy Mississippi
The Magnolia State will really have to step up its game if they want to stay ahead of Arizona, which has a bill pending that declares pregnancy to begin two weeks prior to conception.
It’s really ridiculous how often I have to say so, but: No, I am not making this up.
Dept. of Shit I Wish I Was Making Up
Widely hated Wisconsin governor Scott Walker has repealed a law mandating equal pay in the Badger State. Walker ally and enthusiastic repeal backer Glenn Grothman has done no favors for the GOP, opining that money’s just more important to men, see, and dames have different life goals. And besides, he tells us Ann Coulter told him that there’s not really an income gap anyway.
No, I’m not making this up.
The absolute nerdiest thing on the Internet today
The inevitable crop of D800 unboxing videos have arrived now that Nikon is actually shipping this $3,000 lovely, but clearly the best of the genre is this one that’s in Klingon.
(h/t Agent Triple F)
Six Degrees of Richard Speck in Mad Men
Last night’s Mad Men included references to the Richard Speck murders in Chicago, which places the episode just after July 13, 1966. (The last ep was clearly dated by the reference to the death of Pete Fox on July 5.)
The excellent Mad Men Unbuttoned blog notes that Life Magazins’s archives are online, and that you can read their account of the Speck murders from scans (which, appropriately enough, preserve the period advertising).
Today’s fun fact: the author of the Life piece was Loudon Wainwright — father of the folk singer and grandfather to Rufus — who wrote and edited for the magazine for many years.
I’m not sure if it counts as spoilers, but this page might give us hints about upcoming background events. Of particular interest in the summer of 1966, we have:
- Charles Whitman did his Longhorn Sniping on August 1.
- On August 8, Star Trek premiers.
- In October, Toyota releases the Corolla.
- LSD was legal in the US until October 6 of this year.
- The AFL-NFL merger gains Congressional approval on October 21.
- In November, John Lennon meets Yoko Ono.
- Truman Capote’s Black and White Ball happens on November 28.
- Lenny Bruce dies on August 3.
Unlikely to be referenced: On October 29, One regenerates into Two.
Hilarious
The Chronicle is snarkily crowing that the Astros are above .500 for the first time since 2009.
Their record is currently 2-1.
We don’t usually go in for “heartwarming” around here, but…
..this six-minute video of an elderly, invalid man hearing “his” music again, via iPod, is really extraordinary. Ordinarily unresponsive, Henry positively comes alive when he’s given headphones — and the stimulation lasts after the music is taken away. He answers questions, names his favorite artist from his youth, and even sings a bit of his favorite song.
Introducing Beatrix
Our dear pals Anneliese and David had a baby. At her first birthday party, I took a few pics.